Markers of trashy people

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    -Likes Chuck Norris
    -Likes Chris Pratt too much

    ...yeah I'm just going down one guy's Facebook right now
     
  2. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Has a "lake house"

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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Frequents fast food restaurants and has strong opinions about them
     
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  4. Vito Corleone

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    Advertises ownership of a firearm
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    Where are you guys parking that makes backing out risky?
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Loony Toons apparel

    Luxury branded key chains, cell phone cases, etc.

    Vanity plates

    Limo tint
     
  7. Goose

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    There’s a 99% chance they drive a truck or hatchback with tinted windows
     
  8. wes tegg

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    I used to do a lot of work for a railroad, and at the rail yards they required you to back into your space as a safety measure. I guess it had to do with orderly departure in a hazmat evacuation or something.

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  9. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    -owns timeshare
    -vacations at Disney
     
  10. wes tegg

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    FIFY.
     
  11. fsudan

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    I can understand this, it is quicker/more orderly to leave in the case of a catastrophe happening or something, but you are still doing the same process in reverse as far as the whole parking job. Save an emergency happening, you have saved no time in your life. And even that "time" is kinda mythical
     
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  12. Vito Corleone

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    Calls grilling meat BBQ
     
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  13. Joe_Pesci

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    This is definitely something that's gotten much less cool to me as I've gotten older
     
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  14. Goose

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    My sisters boyfriends family goes to Disney every year. That seems so boring.

    Another girl I went to high school with is like that. I will never understand it.

    I get taking your kids there a few times if you’re really into it but don’t you want them to go see something else and possibly learn something?
     
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  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "Traveling abroad":

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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s pretty standard in construction as well. We always had to back in and leave our trucks unlocked with the keys in them. Think it may be an OSHA thing. Transcanada makes their employees and subcontractors put an orange cone on the hood of their automobiles because they’re supposed to do a vehicle walk around before pulling out of their parking spot.
     
  17. wes tegg

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    Completely agree. I pull in like a normal person.
     
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  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    My buddy worked construction and always left keys in his personal vehicle. Never understood why. Thank you TMB!
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's not as trashy as ankle tattoos, but when and why the hell did this become so popular?
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Does porn exist where the chicks don't have tattoos?
     
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  21. fsudan

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    Interesting. seems like a measure taken to save time in case some shit happens. If it were more important to them for you to park fast though, they'd tell you to pull in rather than back in because it's faster.
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    I always assumed it was a way to say "I have a tattoo!" without really going all in on one
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s also in case they need to move it and they don’t have to go hunt down whoever’s truck it is. We had to do it constantly when moving mats around the site. It would just take too long to figure would who’s truck it is and where they are working that day to find them to move it.
     
  24. Beeds07

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    Camouflage clothing or wearing hunting colors while not hunting.
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Good point, most of the girls I've seen them don't have any other visible tattoos. My sister has one and it's only on her foot.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    No one is in a hurry parking fast. You gotta be on site at least half an hour before the morning safety meeting so 99% of the people are there early and just eating/sleeping in their trucks before it starts. If you roll up during the meeting late you get one warning then the next they’re ran off, so they are good about getting there early.
    Edit: if shit actually went bad to the point people had to rush off site everyone would already be dead.
     
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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My goddamn last company truck beeped when I backed up. Super fucking annoying.
     
  28. fsudan

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  29. b0ne5

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    I need clarification on the timeshare portion. My in-Laws own an international timeshare and we used it to stay in some pretty bad ass hotels in Barcelona and Madrid. If I take it over and use it accordingly, am I trashy? TIA user TC.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    And not a beeping like a large truck backing up, oh no, but the the horn doing the beeping so I look like some asshole just honking my horn for no reason but for going in reverse.
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Just make a parking thread
     
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  32. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Seriously, why does the trash fan type always have to go for the shirt/hat that is none of the team's actual uniform colors
     
  33. Bishop

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    Use to train Truck Drivers. Majority of Preventable Incidents happen when backing. Taught them to avoid putting the truck in reverse as much as possible.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Has white stitching on jeans been mentioned? That’s a pretty good indication that a person is trashy.
     
  35. Barves2125

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    Same rule for mine sites in the USA and Australia. It's definitely to ensure a quicker evacuation in an emergency situation.
     
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  36. The Banks

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    It's right up there with the classic toilet paper debate.

    Team over the top, btw.
     
  37. Goose

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    Here’s a pic of Merrill Hoge a few years ago at a Kroger in northern Kentucky

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  38. a.tramp

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    I just automatically assumed they would also be wearing this so never even thought to separate the jeans from the shirt.

     
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  39. a.tramp

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    Holy shit get out of my brain Goose
     
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  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Thinks Forrest Gump is profound
     
  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Watches A Christmas Story marathon every year and talks about unbounded admiration of the film
     
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  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Fireworks
     
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Still likes “Skynyrd” despite being exposed to millions of repetitions of it throughout their lives
     
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  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Posts pics of their kids naked
     
  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Thinks politics is just “common sense”
     
  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Primary pastimes include weekend pilgrimages to suburban retail centers for mindless shopping
     
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  47. TC

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  48. Goose

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  49. Vito Corleone

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    Wears t-shirts (Grunt Style or 9-line brand) or military caps commemorating the military even though they never served in it
     
  50. Vito Corleone

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    "but first, we need more battleships"
     
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