And the new Batman is...

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  1. Beeds07

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    Batman: Hush had an interesting take.
     
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  2. bigpig

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    Feel like this movie is basically a little Hush and a little Long Halloween.

    I'm all about that, too.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. Biship

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    Would


    I think it’s going to suck because i haven’t liked any dc BUT if it is good I’ll give props.
     
  5. Ignatious Thistilewhilte

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    I hope not. I hate that guy. filled my voicemail with all kind of crap. I really didn't appreciate it. Wish he would just go back to his lady and put acting on hold for now.
     
  6. Emma

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    Which shitty poster of the past are you?
     
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  7. Celemo

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    Shut your whore mouth Ignatious Thistilewhilte is doing the Lord’s work right now
     
  8. Emma

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    Fight me
     
  9. Celemo

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    I haven’t been in an actual fist fight since 7th grade but Becky Rowland will never forget that day to be sure
     
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  10. Codename Duchess

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    Didn't they already cast Paul Dano?
     
  11. Ignatious Thistilewhilte

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    How many times must I be called shitty in 1 day?

    There's many of threads stating my past. I haven't forgotten who I am in this day and time. It is about unilization right now. so it's is imperative that everyone give me their cooperation. I will be on most of the night. No texts, calls, spam emails will be tolerated either.
     
  12. laxjoe

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    FKA "Doc Hollidaze"?
     
  13. Ignatious Thistilewhilte

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    Yeah im into westerns and all! I love how val kilmer portrayed doc holliday in Tombstone. You know why he had to be the one take out johnny ringo??? I'll tell ya why - cause Wyap earp woudn''t have been able to draw his pistol fast enough. Andy what did Doc tell him 'Why Johnny ringo, you looked liked someone just walked over your grave." Then he shot his tail, that's what he got for calling him a lunger.
     
  14. dallasdawg

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    dano is the riddler
     
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  15. Codename Duchess

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    Damn. Could've sworn that headline said the Riddler when I read it.
     
  16. Tex

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    Depp isn’t playing joker. The original source is We Got You Covered. They make up shit.
     
  17. Beeds07

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    I haven't seen anything anywhere so I agree.
     
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  18. Pelican Grove

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    He’s bad luck at this point.
     
  19. Pelican Grove

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    Depp should play Hugo Strange.

    Allow the studio time to the lawyers and contracts written up for Joaquin to reprise his role as Arthur Fleck.
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    No

    And no
     
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  21. JeremyLambsFace

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    Arthur Fleck as an actual Joker in a Batman movie is a shit tier idea
     
  22. Beeds07

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    I can't think of the last good movie he was in.
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    well when you are broke you are forced to accept every script that’s offered to you, like Nicholas cage the last 5+ years
     
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  24. Lenin

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    Pirates of the Caribbean
     
  25. BP

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    Almost a 20 year old movie.
     
  26. UncleJesse

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    Rum Diaries?
     
  27. Pelican Grove

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    That’s not an excuse
     
  28. Jack Parkman

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    ehh kinda is when he’s accepting every shit script that hits his mailbox
     
  29. Wu

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    Rango?

    or Murder on the orient express but he got killed within first half hour
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. pearl

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    Do they really need to go over his origin, again?
     
  32. bigpig

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    I doubt it'll be anything more than just mentions and references peppered throughout the main story.
     
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    Easier to get 3 movies if one of them is a detailed origin story.
     
  34. Tex

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  35. Aussie

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    Perfect time of the year for Long Halloween in my opinion.
     
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  36. Jack Parkman

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  37. hood b. goode

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  38. rickyrubio4life

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  39. BP

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    No, the problem is when you have 50 year olds like The Rock and Hugh Jackman then other actors like Chris Evans, Tom Hardy etc, get jacked in a stupid amount of time and then claim that all they did was work out twice a day and eat chicken and broccoli, and expect people to believe that they're not taking anything.
     
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  40. rickyrubio4life

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    I just find the posturing odd given the lifestyle choices of most Hollywood types. I would be more worried about promoting cancer than HGH usage. If you're worried about the sanctity of moviemaking then you probably shouldn't be involved with the millionth Batman related film of the last 15 years.

    If he thinks Batman wasn't in good shape then I don't know what to tell him. It's kind of part of the role. The character trained with a religious zeal and transformed himself into a superhero.

    I'm not suggesting he has to show up looking like 80s Rambo to do a good job. It's just an odd role to take if you're going to look down your nose at working out. You have to be somewhat believable when it comes to handling yourself even within the framework of the suit, especially if you're going to be super gritty like they allegedly are trying to be.
     
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  41. BP

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    I also find it odd that the producers and whoever else would let him not be in shape for this. There has to be some kind of shirtless scene. Then again maybe he's bullshiting.
     
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  42. dallasdawg

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    i read it as a joke

    hopefully it is cause lol at getting twilight pattenson as batman instead
     
  43. UncleJesse

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    While I agree about the others, Rock stays jacked 365 a year. Guy is an absolute workout animal.
     
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  44. Jack Parkman

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    yeah but there’s a big difference between walking tall rock and the mutant that showed up in the fast and furious
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The rock is on designer roids and the highest quality hgh you can buy. Also has a full traveling gym on set with him. Keeps it at 90 degrees in there so he’s always leaned the fuck out as well.
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’ll be interesting to see what he looks like as Black Adam as he’s stated he’s training harder for it than any movie he’s done before.
     
  47. BP

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    He's doing some type of TRT or HGH. Dude's 50 and more jacked than he was in his prime. Not taking anything away from him bc he def works his ass off.
     
  48. zeberdee

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    I’m not really seeing how smoking cigs in their personal life relates to the body image they present in movies.
     
  49. skiedfrillet

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    i just want dad bod batman

    is that too much to ask