Annoying/Cringeworthy things your co-workers do....

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  1. Lip

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    the #1 manager in the world doesn’t need to “look”
     
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  2. Simon Templar

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  3. tylerdolphin

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    I live on a boat at work. I walked into the bathroom just now and met this. Any reason I shouldn't walk outside, get some gas, and burn this shit down?

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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Look man, you never know when you might get laid on a work boat.
     
  5. Simon Templar

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    Any port in a storm, amirite
     
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  6. COVIDiskilingme79

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    My company gave us iPads to use for work matters. They had 3 separate LTE plans on them with unlimited data. Shit lasted 2 months because apparently a coworker took his home and ran his entire home network off of the iPad via hotspot. I heard he ran up 5TBs of data in a month on it.

    Now we have 1 plan and a 5GB/mo limit.
     
  7. zeberdee

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    actually had the same thing happen to my company
     
  8. tylerdolphin

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    Coworker is still an idiot for doing that, but it's bullshit that companies are allowed to advertise internet plans as "unlimited" when they are clearly not unlimited
     
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  9. The Blackfish

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    I’ve had a coworker use his work phone hotspot as his home internet. He was a bit of a hick so I doubt he was running up too much data.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Several years ago the CFO at our company switched all the phones to Verizon saving a bunch of money or something
    Well, problem was the old plan was true unlimited. Many of us were running our field laptops, etc exclusively off the phone hotshots.

    It was funny when the CFO went to calling individuals who were the highest data users each month (i was one that got calls), and the COO had basically already told me to not worry about it. It was his decision to make the change, he's gotta figure out how to work it out
     
  11. Goose

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    After my company got purchased by a fortune 100 company they took away our hotspots and changed our phone plans. It was unlimited data unless you needed hot spot capabilities then you only got 2 GB per month. It caused a pretty big uproar because everyone knew how dumb of an idea it was.

    After IT spent the next few months harassing everyone for going over the limit the hotspots quietly came back.

    I could write a novel about dumb management decisions like that made working there post acquisition. Nobody would read it because who cares, but it’s funny watching my old company completely tailspin thanks to a bunch of MBAs who thought they knew everything
     
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  12. OHW

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    When the startup I worked for got acquired they left everyone alone for a year then came in and imposed their management hierarchy, primarily making presidents (who were almost all technical people) low level managers and cutting their pay. Then all those people left and they couldn't figure out how to turn the company profitable without them so they sold it off at a loss. Total MBA brain- We have the product now and we know better, so we can lose all the people who ran this company successfully.
     
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  13. brahmanknight

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    I'd read it. I love shit like that.
     
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  14. Goose

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    Maybe this is my calling. Collect a series of short stories about failed business acquisitions and the hilarity that ensued.
     
  15. bigred77

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    I know a guy who built his local MEP firm from basically scratch, sold it to a national group, sat on the sideline watching them fail then bought his own company back from them at like 50% of what they paid him about 5 years later
     
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  16. ramszoolander

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    This is why venture capital and the like is so damn stupid. We all end up paying the sunken cost.
     
  17. Goose

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    The guys that started the company I mentioned below owned a company in the 90s/00s and sold it to a British conglomerate for around $400m. They got fired from the conglomerate and then started their own thing.

    Built the new company up and basically ran the old one out of business and bought it back for $80m.

    Ended up selling it to the Fortune 100 company for $1.5b less than 10 years after buying it back.

    I now work for a new company that’s backed by the same guys.

     
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  18. WhiskeyDelta

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    Venture Capital is going to end up being the death of us all. The only move is "cut staff, streamline, reduce cost, increase profit" which lead to extremely profitable businesses until literally anything goes wrong and then the whole thing falls apart.
     
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  19. Simon Templar

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    Florida State is gonna excel under private equity though. It’s gonna be great!
     
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  20. ClemPson

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    Week 2 back in the office full time. I’m amazed at how many of these young Gen Z dudes don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Nothing worse than standing at the urinal and hearing a stall door open, no water running and then the bathroom door opening and closing.
     
  21. The Hebrew Husker

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    Gotta at least turn the sink on for a second lol
     
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  22. Irush

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    anyone that doesn’t full on scrub their hands and wash them after using a public restroom is a sicko
     
  23. Redav

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    If I shit I wash. If I just pee and don't touch anything else then I often do not
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    This is the way…when home. But at work, you gotta at least make a half-hearted attempt for the sake of appearances, if nothing else.
     
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  25. Redav

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    If the toilet is clean enough for my dog to drink out of then what's the problem
     
  26. Whammy Business

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    We call that a brown card.
     
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  27. ClemPson

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    But then your dick hands touch the door, maybe the water fountain, the microwave, etc
     
  28. Redav

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    My dick is prob the cleanest part of my body. I should wash my hands before touching it tbh
     
  29. ClemPson

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  30. Redav

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    I also get a paper towel to open the bathroom door if I can't do it with my foot because of people shitting and not washing their hands and then touching the door.
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    Big fan of the foot thing to open the door. I hate the huge handle where you’re supposed to wrap your arm around it to open the door. It’s awkward.
     
  32. SugarShaun

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    Y’all nasty
     

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  33. Boo MFer!

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    I’m peeing right now. AMA.
     
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  34. Redav

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    Something's wrong with your dick if you feel the need to wash your hands after you touch it
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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    That’s quite the stance.

    I’m touching the toilet seat to lift it up and put it back down. It’s cleaned regularly but that’s still nasty to not wash your hands if you’re doing the same
     
  36. Redav

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    I quite clearly said if I don't touch anything else
     
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  37. Simon Templar

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    If I’m just pissing I’ll normally just use hand sanitizer and not a full mechanical action hand wash
     
  38. SugarShaun

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    Better than nothing
     
  39. Simon Templar

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    I mean there’s really no gross soil requiring of a hand wash
     
  40. SugarShaun

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    Seems like it wouldn’t come up very often

    If I’m at home, I’m touching the toilet seat

    If I’m elsewhere, I’m likely touching a door/door handle at some point
     
  41. Redav

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    I pick the toilet seat up with my foot usually if it's down.

    A number of bathrooms you just walk in or I can grab a paper towel to pull the door open
     
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  42. BayouMafia

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    sometimes I wash my hands for no reason at all. I just like the feeling of clean hands. Sue me
     
  43. SugarShaun

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    I typically will wash them before I eat no matter what I’ve been doing
     
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  44. HotMic

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    This is gross.

    Also, thanks for the dirt/grime on the toilet seat and piss all over the place Mr. “I didn’t touch anything”.
     
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  45. Redav

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    What are you doing while you pee that makes this gross?
     
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  46. bro

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    For one, putting your hands adjacent to a urinal / toilet / piss
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Unless your dick is out all the time and completely dry, it being in a warm environment in your underpants means it'll eventually get oil and sweat buildup throughout the day which is gross.
     
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  48. UncleJesse

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    I usually just piss on my hands.
     
  49. Redav

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    So you wash your hands whenever they're near anything gross?
     
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  50. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    In a bathroom where people are touching all the same stuff like handles for the door, faucet, and toilet absolutely yes. What are we even doing here?