Bearded TMBers and Such

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by TLAU, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. TLAU

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    Looks like we lost that one. Crying shame right there. RU's behemoth will be missed.

    Currently at 131 days of not touching mine. Unfortunately I promised my boss I'd shave it at the end of tax season. Coming to work with Mutton Chops tomorrow though.

    :tebow:

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  2. Jax Teller

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    Yea I could not shave for like a year and not have that much of a beard.
     
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  3. dump

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    That is a childs beard
     
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  4. TLAU

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    no this is a childs beard

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  5. fattus

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    Mine is pretty scruffy right now. I haven't touched it in like 2 months. I was contemplating trimming earlier in the day but fuck it.
     
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  6. prerecordedlive

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    I gave up on mine last week and I desperately want it back.
     
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  7. Phil Brickma

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    I shaved mine completely off for the first time in 6 years. I've gained about 20 pounds since then and somehow grew an extra chin. My mom didn't even recognize me.
     
  8. TLAU

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  9. Crepeswithasmile

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll:please tell me you went to work like that
     
  10. RoyalShocker

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    I wish you had worn a top hat with it.
     
  11. Jax Teller

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    And a monocle.
     
  12. Redav

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    Looks like he should be in command of a Civil War regiment.
     
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  13. TLAU

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    picture is taken in my office. have seen about 14 clients today dropping off stuff for us to file their tax return. reactions have been fantastic.
     
  14. High Cotton

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    I'm impressed, Lank, what kind of feedback and rating was given?

    Do you gel the beard too?
     
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  15. RoyalShocker

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    On the one hand, you should be fired for unprofessional behavior, but on the other you should be promoted for sheer pageantry.
     
  16. TLAU

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    I told my boss a while back that I couldn't just shave it off without having any fun with it. He actually suggested that I sculpt it to look like Artis Gilmore (spurs fan).

    Pretty good reception
    One guy I work with has been calling me Lemmy all day. I have some oil in the beard that is keeping it fleek
     
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  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I despise facial hair. Can't go more than about a week without shaving.
     
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  18. TLAU

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  19. TLAU

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    Last one and I'm done.

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  20. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Great shoe, sock combo.
     
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  21. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I rocked this on vacation one year

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  22. RoyalShocker

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    I like to picture my TLAU with a real sharp knife like, naked with a candle lit and shaving his face real old timey like into mutton chops.
     
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  24. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    You're not black?
     
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  25. TLAU

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    come on hood. there's like a 7% black population in austin. the fact that you're black and live on my street makes it an extremely high probability that I am of any other race than black
     
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  26. hood b. goode

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    lol

    well i assumed that was you for the longest time in your avi
     
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  27. dump

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    He wishes
     
  28. TLAU

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    That is understandable, as I my body is also aesthetically pleasing. I cannot claim the avatar though. That is 2016 Heisman Trophy winner, Jeremy Johnson
     
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  29. fattus

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    We did a fake redneck wedding once with some nice trimming. I'm on the right and yes I sported it to work. An Indian dude looked at me and said, "You are scaring me!"


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  30. Truman

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    TLAU and hood b. goode not meeting despite living on the same street is pretty unforgivable.
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    notice how he is shielding his midsection with his arm so we can't see the color of his belt :warn:
     
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  32. Futureman

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    This is about as long as I'm comfortable growing mine. Although I did once grow what by all accounts looked like an Amish beard.
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  33. Cornfed Buffalo

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    My beard game sucks so I just let this run wild for awhile

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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is my friends younger brother's company. He makes beard combs out of broken skateboards. I got a custom one with my initial on it. Haven't tried the beard oil yet but I'm getting it next and probably a tie bar too. The guy I was friends with could grow a full beard in 9th grade. http://mcclarenwoodshop.bigcartel.com
     
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  35. a.tramp

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    this is the last known picture of my beard, taken 2 weeks before I woke up one saturday and said it's been a great ride but now other things

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  36. Long Ball Larry

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    I'm glad this fad is coming to an end.
     
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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You can't grow one can you?
     
  38. a.tramp

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    ur a fad that is coming to an end
     
  39. TLAU

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    I'll most likely go from November to April next year
     
  40. Tiffin

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    I'm just about to this point. Close to a year and I'm really not getting any more length. If it would get anywhere as long as yours did I'd keep it, but for w/e reason it just won't grow any longer. I'm about over it.

    Then I'll shave it off and feel weird and naked and start growing one again, I'm sure.
     
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  41. brolift

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    Has this trend faded enough you can ironically grow a beard now, asking for a friend.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Shaving is for pussies. Literally
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    My dad will come in your end.
     
  45. OHW

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    RIPIP
     
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  46. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo Peace Be The Journey
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    Yes. We are same.
     
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  47. TLAU

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    Gonna go Nov 1 through April 15 this year. Should be able to get a pretty full look. Need an idea of what to do on 4/15 though. can't just shave it off and be done with it after all that work put in
     
  48. Long Ball Larry

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    I always took you for a type E.
     
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