Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. BearlyHere

    BearlyHere Is this thing on?
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    Please inform her that the city of Pearl, Mississippi will welcome her with open arms.
     
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  2. Honda Hawk

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    Damn. I dont know if she'd be that desperate :awesomeface:
     
  3. pearl

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  4. angus

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    Not sure that belongs in this thread.
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  6. pearl

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    Direct me to the right thread please and ill give you likes.
     
  7. angus

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    Just meant that it's just sad and probably true, not outrageous like most in here. Maybe the politics thread?
     
  8. pearl

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    On my phone, link me please.
     
  9. angus

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    Same.
     
  10. Honda Hawk

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    She's headin for Tejas. Hopefully she can better her fucking ebonics.
     
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  11. BearlyHere

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    Goddamnit!
     
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  12. Honda Hawk

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    That got me for some reason.
     
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  13. saltydawg

    saltydawg Omar don't scare
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  14. $P1

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    Gun nuts *might* be dumber than religious nuts.
     
  15. $P1

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  16. Corky Bucek

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    oh. em. gee. Trista Sutter (ya know, the very first Bachelorette?!) just tweeted me after I tweeted her hubby and her last night! EEEEEEE!


    :killme:
     
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  17. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    My eyes hurt.
     
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  18. Mister Me Too

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    When TMB gets its own island this Michelle girl would make an outstanding Secretary of Treasury.
     
  19. Goose

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    Anyone else think the government is planning these school shootings?
    Some highlights from the comments:
    Maybe not planning but definetly using them for political gain..Goverments motto"never let a tragedy go to waste"
    Democide =death by goverment=290 million in 20th centry.Goverment is the most dangerous thing on earth
    Poster: At this point I firmly believe they're playing a role with all of this.
    yep. he is going to issue an executive order for gun control......how convenient...
     
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  20. racer

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  21. BearlyHere

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    Between this thread, the pearl thread, and the wonald savage thread I've just about lost faith in humanity.
     
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  22. FriarJuggs

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    So much douche in one photo
     
  23. Jigga

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    Would mash
     
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  24. racer

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    This has no place itt iyam juggs
     
  25. FriarJuggs

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    omg wtf bbq stfu
     
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  26. $P1

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    Went to high school with this girl...her husband got arrested last week for beating the shit out of her

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  27. brahmanknight

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    I need to check this thread more often. This is glorious.
     
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  28. racer

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  29. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    never met a "dusty" who wasnt white trash
     
  30. CUtigers

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    I've never thought about it, but you're right. Same goes for Rusty
     
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  31. Van Earl Right

    Van Earl Right Allllllllllllllllllll Day, Errrrrrrrrrrrry Day

    Is this the same woman who loved Snooki so much? She deserves her own thread
     
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  32. racer

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    It is.
     
  33. EdmondDantes

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    only people who believe this are fat girls

    SEXY", isn't always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you act, and the way you think. That's what makes you sexy.
     
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  34. THF

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    So back story is I worked with this girl when she was like 17 years old. She was a bit heavy, nothing crazy, but 90% of it was in her tits.

    She turns 18, and immediately gets knocked up by this dirt bag loser. Everyone tells her he is a POS and worthless, and she goes on and on about how much she is in love with him and they are perfect together.

    I told her a few times I thought she was an idiot for going forward with this and having the kid with him. Fast forward to right after the kid is born they are still doing great which was a shock to me, as I didn't think he had a job, or was doing anything worthwhile. I just knew this shit was doomed, I just hadn't given it enough time.

    Sure enough I open FB yesterday to find this gem of an update. BTW, who the fuck would broadcast this to the world? A female, thats who.

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  35. racer

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  36. The Hotch

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    :golfclap: Josh Spoon
     
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  37. Principal McVicker

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    Some cliffs: The guy has been to prison for accessory to murder and stealing computers. She dated him for a year.

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  38. jrmy

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    "you don't deserve to smell my shit" is the classiest insult I've ever heard.
     
  39. Principal McVicker

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    she's a classy gal
     
  40. $P1

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    Bump...I'm ready to smack the stupid out of some people on my friends list that are having problems with this. The answer is 7, and I'm seeing vehement arguments for 1, 0, & 5. I'm about to call a family member a retard.

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  41. Tobias

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    please excuse my dear aunt sally
     
  42. Joe_Pesci

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    c/p from a different thread

    http://www.kptv.com/story/28913353/...fatal-hit-and-run-crash#.VT75jW6qBMo.facebook

    So about a mile away from my parents house, a lady was hit and killed by a drunk 19 year old driving about 50 mph, and the driver fled the scene. Pretty sad, but not really worth of posting because I didn't know the driver or the victim. However, I did go to high school with her boyfriend, who is an incredible piece of trash. Here are his thoughts on the matter:

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    Apon Ryan
    Yesterday at 12:26am ·
    Obviously everyone saw the news about my girlfriend so no need for me to speak on it but just no if I catch u mothafuccas talkin shit I'm smashin u period. . That shit could happen to anybody. . My 2 dui I got in a car accident and broke a friend's leg. Think God he didn't die but still it happened and it could happen to u just like it did her. . Yall clowns woulda been scared and left just like she did.. so before u speak on somethin u don't no just remember if I catch u runnin ur mouth it's game time
     
  43. $P1

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    Holy fuck that has 107 likes
     
  44. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Five was my initial guess.

    PEMDAS
     
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  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    the comment section will give you cancer and for some reason some girl's NSFW pictures are in there
     
  46. Pelican

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    The status alone made me hate him.

    Then I looked through his photos and it took me to a whole new level of hatred.
     
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  47. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    6 - (1x0) + (2/2) =

    6 - 0 + 1 =

    6+1 = 7

    I don't understand how anyone could think otherwise? Not trying to be a cunt but genuinely confused as to how you would even attempt to justify solving it any way else??
     
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  48. $P1

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    I'm reading it now...this is way too familiar. I didn't know Portland got white trashy like this. So familiar.
     
  49. $P1

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    My favorite one is that "any equation times 0 equals 0, everyone learns that in third grade"
     
  50. bigred77

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    :rules:
     
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