Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

    So this girl is a major attention whore. Constantly on Facebook updating status about her new boyfriend/girlfriend and how much she loves them. Claims to be Bi. Is always updating status and claiming to be "fucked up" (high, drunk, adderall, etc)



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  2. Trip McNeely

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    Who the fuck is this guy?
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    If I hadn't seen a name/profile pic I woulda thought that was my ex
     
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  4. UncleItchyBalls

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  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    We don't need another thread on this.
     
  6. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Whoa at the fan section and pics
     
  7. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

  8. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Find nudes of her and it will all be cool, though.
     
  9. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

  10. I <3 bama cock

    I <3 bama cock Sharks are born swimming
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    After scrolling down. I have rapidly change my opinion about the op :popcorn:
     
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  11. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    OP edit the title for NSFW
     
  12. TDCD

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    that escalated quickly.
     
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  13. UA412

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    why did you take a screen shot of that?
     
  14. I CANE on her face

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    took the words from my mouth
     
  15. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

    because it's the mag thing to do.
     
  16. I CANE on her face

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    Name: Mister Miyagi
    Position: Freshman
    Date Registered: Today at 05:34:48 PM

    Not sure who this guy is, but I like him. Any more nudes?
     
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Has Jennifer Garner's dimple/chin combo in this one.
     
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  18. Dexter Moser

    Dexter Moser Well-Known Member
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    Fan Of: beautiful black cock

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  19. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

  20. I CANE on her face

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    Hurt ex-boyfriend? Eitherway keep em coming
     
  21. Dexter Moser

    Dexter Moser Well-Known Member
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    Wondering if he's the douche in the girl's fb profile picture.
     
  22. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

    ha, no. Just know a lot of people who have fucked her. They didn't mind giving up a few nudes.
     
  23. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Op is cool with me
     
  24. I CANE on her face

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    well it appears he's a fan of yours so you got that goin for you
     
  25. TDCD

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    did you just say pearl's dick was beautiful? :warn:
     
  26. Aubrey Graham

    Aubrey Graham I'm that type of nigga

    IMO, i would say he did. He's also a fan of niggers.
     
  27. I CANE on her face

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    i don't know. did i?
     
  28. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    She seems nice
     
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  29. Lefthook

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    Fucking lost.
     
  30. pearl

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    :welpseeyalater:
     
  31. Jake Barnes

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    Slayed me. I hate when people do that "repost this if you've been butthurt" bullshit.
     
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  32. kentucky_dawg

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    yeah, those emails are fucking bullshit too.
     
  33. kentucky_dawg

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    Let's get that facepalm icon back up, op.

    Also:

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  34. Flagpole

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  35. op should have let this thread build with excitement and then posted the nudes, now i feel like i have to leave this thread prematurely
     
  36. saw this on collegehumor.. this cant be real, right?

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  37. pearl

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    just fucking wow...
     
  38. Jake Barnes

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    You've seen people on facebook. Does it strike you as impossible?
     
  39. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Dumb cunt. And dumb cunt's husband.
     
  40. The Official MassNole

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    Business contact so I won't share the name.....

     
  41. Jake Barnes

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    :donotwant:
     
  42. The Official MassNole

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    "She" is one of those new fangled asexual people. There are some real gems in her status updates, the best were about her "husband" giving birth. There were a lot more but apparently she deleted them, knew I should have posted them last week.
     
  43. BhamBammer

    BhamBammer Showtime for Heisman
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    So what happened to the third thread?
     
  44. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Ugh, this couple gets engaged and then takes a few pictures of them posting they're engaged on facebook

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    And then....

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    And DEN!!!!!

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    Caption: "It's facebook official!"

    Yuck
     
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  45. Legend

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    are we using the 3rd thread or this one now? A decision needs to be made so i can add the thread to my watch list.
     
  46. UM_Spoon

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    NSFW homie
     
  47. kentucky_dawg

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    yeah, this is not the official thread
     
  48. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Knew this day would come... But cannot contain the tears. Rest in peace Steve jobs. We bit the apple of the tree of knowledge to get as far as we have through you. Thank you!
     
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