Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. One Two

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    Yeah but AT LEAST we weren't a bunch of fuckin PUSSIES!
     
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  2. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    This might be the cuntiest thing I've ever seen posted:

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  3. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Lol can't get scooped on those new baby likes
     
  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    To the soon to be parents
    :fuckyocouch:
     
  5. thegenerel

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    hand her the phone first, baby second.
     
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  6. Moxin24

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    Oh kill this bitch
     
  7. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    False. It's a very cunty post, but Fancy had the cuntiest post of all time
     
  8. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    to which do you refer, ser?
     
  9. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    I'm guessing the babies name is a unique spelling of a common name
     
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  10. Gin Buckets

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    Please announce it. It's even better if they are just acquaintances. :pray:

    Edit: Or respond to that with "Don't worry. No one cares."
     
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  11. TDintheCorner

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    This just popped on my feed and I don't know which part angers me more, the thinly veiled attempt to use two deaths to promote your company or how many likes it received. I hate people.

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  12. Moxin24

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    Since she's dead, I'm sure she enjoyed spending the $70 a month more.
     
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  13. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    God what a fucking scumbag.
     
  14. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Dude could use some pasta IMO
     
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  15. Petito

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    North Carolina

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  16. AHebrewToo

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    Shorts and a t-shirt at 29k elevation: that's a nice lake on Venus!
     
  17. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    :roll: how the fuck did he come up with that number?
     
  18. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Inches
     
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  19. Petito

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    He later changed it but removed the elevation # from the post entirely, said he "mistyped" it. :laugh: It's nowhere close to 2,800 either

    The worst part for me was how long it took for someone to notice and call him out, 5 hours or so :facepalm:
     
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  20. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Thats like, what? 300 ft shy of the summit of Everest? lol
     
  21. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    It is true about life insurance though. I couldnt cut it in investment sales right out of college, but thats the shit you had to bring up. Strike while the iron is hot to sell that snakeoil.
     
  22. Loran

    Loran Charles Grant likes boiled peanuts
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    We have a mutual friend. Did not like his post.
     
  23. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    When prince died there was a lawyer here that did a radio commercial about the importance of having a will. Rubbed me quite the wrong way
     
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  24. pearl

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  25. Moxin24

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    I don't care who are you, O'Bummer will never not be funny.
     
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  26. soulfly

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    Holy shit. Is it really you?
     
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  27. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    but what if you are Obama?
     
  28. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    He has a sense of humor
     
  29. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    sounds like a great guy
     
  30. Mister Me Too

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    Agree to disagree, but it’s a very good indicator when trying to weed out undesirables that hate naggers.
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    The comments gave me autism

     
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  32. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    I too deep dove on a flat earth comment thread this am
     
  33. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    And if the sun is so hot, why is space cold?
     
  34. pearl

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  35. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    If the sun and stars are the same how come the sun is round and stars are star shaped
     
  36. We$tTxO&G

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    Marcus Hixto Boerne Online Garage Sale without ALL the RULES..
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    Well..... just blew out a tire on scenic loop.....I hit some small rock in the middle of the road and walked back to see what it was and found two of these sitting in the exact spot where I hit the other small rock. Someone placed these little small rocks with a razor sharp point , point side up in the middle of the road. So watch out ! Too strange to be a coincidence.
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    Steve Parker: Probably the bike riders

    :roll::roll::roll: how many times do you think steve has buzzed the bike riders in his dually truck?
     
  37. Phil Connors

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    #489 Phil Connors, May 4, 2018
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  38. Gin Buckets

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    Facebook Statuses that make you cringe vomit.

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  39. TC

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    I got the fuck out of there fast
     
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  40. Emma

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    Personal information
     
    #492 Emma, Feb 21, 2020
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  41. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    nice Facebook search history Emma
     
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  42. CUtigers

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    That is very nice
     
  43. Gin Buckets

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    Just saw this posted. :facepalm:

     
  44. One Two

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    Every single one of these avatar posts. What the fuck is going on?
     
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  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    You can make avatars on Facebook. Pretty straightforward.
     
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  46. One Two

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  47. Bruce Bowen

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