Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Mister Miyagi, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    Yeah but AT LEAST we weren't a bunch of fuckin PUSSIES!
     
  2. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    This might be the cuntiest thing I've ever seen posted:

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  3. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Remind me why I left
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    Lol can't get scooped on those new baby likes
     
  4. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Former DeMarcus Cousins/Triple Double/User #34078
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    To the soon to be parents
    :fuckyocouch:
     
  5. thegenerel

    thegenerel Well-Known Member
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    hand her the phone first, baby second.
     
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  6. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Oh kill this bitch
     
  7. TC

    TC Be humble. Sit down
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    False. It's a very cunty post, but Fancy had the cuntiest post of all time
     
  8. Fancy

    Fancy Have a great day if you want to
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    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle Supersonics

    to which do you refer, ser?
     
  9. Futureman

    Futureman Fan of a known softball powerhouse
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    I'm guessing the babies name is a unique spelling of a common name
     
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  10. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Please announce it. It's even better if they are just acquaintances. :pray:

    Edit: Or respond to that with "Don't worry. No one cares."
     
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  11. TDintheCorner

    TDintheCorner I don't know what I was expecting.
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    This just popped on my feed and I don't know which part angers me more, the thinly veiled attempt to use two deaths to promote your company or how many likes it received. I hate people.

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  12. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Since she's dead, I'm sure she enjoyed spending the $70 a month more.
     
  13. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
    Texas Tech Red RaidersDallas Cowboys

    God what a fucking scumbag.
     
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  14. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Give us the name! Let chaos ensue!
     
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  15. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Dude could use some pasta IMO
     
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  16. Petito

    Petito coys
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    North Carolina

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  17. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    Shorts and a t-shirt at 29k elevation: that's a nice lake on Venus!
     
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  18. wes tegg

    wes tegg Prestone®
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    :roll: how the fuck did he come up with that number?
     
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  19. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Inches
     
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  20. Petito

    Petito coys
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    He later changed it but removed the elevation # from the post entirely, said he "mistyped" it. :laugh: It's nowhere close to 2,800 either

    The worst part for me was how long it took for someone to notice and call him out, 5 hours or so :facepalm:
     
  21. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
    Texas Tech Red RaidersDallas Cowboys

    Thats like, what? 300 ft shy of the summit of Everest? lol
     
  22. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Champion of Life - now with 5* heart
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    It is true about life insurance though. I couldnt cut it in investment sales right out of college, but thats the shit you had to bring up. Strike while the iron is hot to sell that snakeoil.
     
  23. Loran

    Loran Charles Grant likes boiled peanuts

    We have a mutual friend. Did not like his post.
     
  24. TC

    TC Be humble. Sit down
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    When prince died there was a lawyer here that did a radio commercial about the importance of having a will. Rubbed me quite the wrong way
     
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