FedEx asks Dan Snyder to change shitty team name

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  1. Tobias

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    i love that the press release announcing the end of the name sneaks in the name and logo one more time on the letterhead
     
  2. electronic

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    It also says that they want a name/logo that "inspires their sponsors, fans, and community" in that order.
     
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  3. pez

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    Washington Big Red it is
     
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    They fired a couple executives late last week, no idea if related to that
     
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  8. TC

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    Washington Redheads?
     
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    Wonder whatever happened to that guy
     
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  10. TC

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    Ra_ist
     
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  11. Corky Bucek

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    Washington Rad Wolves and use this as the logo :badasswolf:
     
  12. TC

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    Washington Radish

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  13. racer

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  14. TC

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    :taxes:
     
  15. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    I didn’t realize their stadium was in Maryland and not even in DC
     
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  16. racer

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    Like every single person who has ever watched NFL football knows this. I bet you’d be looking for the Met Life stadium in Queens or some shit.
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    Hell yeah, stadium location smack talk
     
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  18. TC

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    Doesn’t get much better than the Seahawks from what I’ve seen
     
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  19. Kirk Fogg

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    Yep. Landover, Maryland, which is a suburb community. Couldn't even get the Metro station less than a mile away from the Stadium, so fans that use the Metro on gamedays have to walk through a townhouse development to get to/from the Stadium. Nevermind finding good bars and restaurants to hang out at. Also, apparently, when they were picking where to locate the new Stadium, Jack Kent Cooke asked if Landover would be willing to rename the city after his sons in order to secure the Stadium.
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    time to unfollow this CBB writer

     
  21. racer

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    I bet the Bucs stadium is in the bay lol
     
  22. IvanTheTerrible

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    How about the Red Fork Massacre of the Comanches?
     
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  23. Nandor the Relentless

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    Sounds like something BIGASSTITTIES can get behind
     
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  24. IvanTheTerrible

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    It's quite interesting how much whitewashing "The Lone Ranger" & Chuck Norris did for the Texas Rangers.

    https://www.texasobserver.org/a-new-history-tears-down-the-myth-of-the-texas-rangers/

     
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  25. LA window washer

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    Maryland Monroe’s


    I’ll be out here lapping.
     
  26. Dump

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    so they dont have to change unis
     
  27. Dump

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    what do Jaguars have to do with Jacksonville or Titans have to do with Tennessee?
     
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  28. afb

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    because they are changing it due to sponsors pulling out, not because they actually care
     
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  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    Alliteration mother fucker, alliteration.
     
  30. racer

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    I think you mean illiterate. We’re talking about Tennessee and Florida.
     
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  31. Dump

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    There are no Giants in NY/NJ

    also can we talk about the Jets keeping their name after 9/11? Ouch
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    Not much going on in that sleepy town so I'm sure it was easy to get that location
     
  33. laxjoe

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    Missed opportunity to use this picture
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  34. soulfly

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    :roll: what a brilliant take.
     
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  35. BudKilmer

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  36. yaywaffles

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    yes, but sign me up for that cleveland rebranding
     
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  37. Kirk Fogg

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    Red Pandas would be awesome. Those cute motherfuckers are my favorite part of the National Zoo, and one of them escaped a few years ago and lived out in the city for a few weeks before getting discovered in DuPont Circle, so it sounds like they’ve got some fight in them.
     
  38. TC

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    I just looked it up and the red panda is the size of a domestic cat :/
     
  39. 40wwttamgib

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    Red Pandas got spunk.
     
  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m pulling so hard for something stupid like Washington Red, White, and Blues.
     
  41. DeToxRox

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  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    THey are my favorite zoo animal as well :)
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    The Redmans:

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    The Wu Tang symbol already works for the W.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but their fans won't recognize it
     
  45. Kirk Fogg

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    Looks at Dan bragging about having sex
     
  46. Paddy Murphy

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    Nuclear meltdown incoming?

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  47. laxjoe

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    Well that’s more like it
     
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  48. Beeds07

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  49. HotMic

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    MORE LIKE WASHINGTON RED FACES AFTER THIS STORY COMES OUT LOL!