Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    http://www.gq.com/story/guy-fieri-wine

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    SHOTS FIRED!
     
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  2. Kirk Fogg

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  3. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Bourdain does seem like a douche

    Team Fieri and Team Zimmern
     
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  4. Emma

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    thread's about to be unviewable from mobile
     
  5. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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  7. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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    Guy's a douche but I like him for some reason.
     
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  8. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I love Bourdain, but his job is to critique food. Your industry isn't gonna be filled with cunty rocket scientists and you shouldn't expect it to be.

    Dial it down a notch.
     
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  9. devine

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    This is gonna be an ep1c battle
     
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  10. Fran Tarkenton

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  11. TrustyPatches

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    Im ok with both these guys but ill always be partial to Bourdain. Fieri getting all butthurt about this really makes him look gay. I mean, theres plenty to pop back at where AB is concerned. Either do that or keep quiet imo
     
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  12. Arkadin

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    There's absolutely nothing wrong with making fun of a 50 something year old man that dresses and acts like guy does
     
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  13. HotMic

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    Team Guy.
     
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  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    If DDD is on, I'm watching it.
     
  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    bertwing can you make the corks in the OP into dicks? Thanks in advance.
     
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  17. TrustyPatches

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    Is Boudains job to critique food? I see him more as a personality myself. He's had several jobs in the entertainment world over the years.
     
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  18. ashy larry

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    Bourdain can do no wrong imo
     
  19. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    No doubt, but that's one of those people you just kinda laugh and shake your head and move on about your day. It's not like it's gonna alter his persona or make him try to dress or act like less of a douche.

    Guy has his niche, Bourdain has his. You do you. Money over everything.
     
  20. beist

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    I don't dislike guy, but he has to know he is the lowest common denominator in the food critic world, right? Except for maybe the man vs food guy.
     
  21. Arkadin

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    I mean its not like Bourdain is trying to get him thrown in jail or something. He's just making fun of him
     
  22. TrustyPatches

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    Isn't AB making fun of Guy part of AB's niche?
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don't like Guy and he's on my "punch in the face" list right below Toby Keith for being so goddamn douchy. Team Bourdain. His show is way better.
     
  24. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    I can't take anyone's food opinion seriously who doesn't like sunny side up eggs.
     
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  25. Wicket

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    team tony!
     
  26. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    You might think it's funny to see a retarded kid in school dumping mounds of ranch into his spaghetti then shoveling it into his face, but you don't say anything to him about it.
     
  27. Arkadin

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    But what if the person who is doing it isn't actually retarded, but is instead a grown man with bleached hair, a bunch of bracelets and a dumb ass outfit?
     
  28. teel

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    Damn. Send the National Guard into Flavortown
     
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  29. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    Oh look, thrasher has a horrible opinion.
     
  30. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Debatable.
     
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  31. Dairy Queen

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    Then I tell that person to get their ass to costco because they're going to be needing an economy sized box of condoms
     
  32. I'll Give You Asthma

    I'll Give You Asthma speak hate, get a plate, eat cake...bitch
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  33. Arkadin

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    I'm confused. You don't think people should make fun of him but you also want to call him retarded? You're all over the place man I can't keep up
     
  34. lhprop1

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    No, his actions, manner of dress, and his queer hairdo makes him look gay.

    Anyone can take a bunch of flavors and throw them into something hoping that they'll overwhelm the intended essence of the dish like Fieri does. It's not hard, it's not brilliant. It's overwhelming and it's shitty. It takes talent to be able to use the right amount of something to accentuate and enhance the flavor of the dish.

    Team Bourdain checking in.
     
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  35. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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  36. * J Y *

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    I would like to schoolyard both of them but then I would want to go drink martinis and act like a sarcastic cunt with Bourdain.
     
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  37. Verbal Kint

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    I think its silly to blast Guy because its not like he's out there presenting himself in a serious way. He was a small restaurant owner in Cali who got on TV because of his personality and became famous because of it. Why knock his hustle? Nobody's out here like 'man I need to find Guy's souffle recipe'.
     
  38. three stacks

    three stacks gas in the ziploc, now that's loud and clear
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  39. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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    guy is over 50? didnt know that
     
  40. Arkadin

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    He also owns a massive and reportedly terrible restaurant in times Square. The reviews for it when it opened were hysterical
     
  41. three stacks

    three stacks gas in the ziploc, now that's loud and clear
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    guy's spicy smore pizza in the cooking for bae thread had me rolling
     
  42. ashy larry

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    menu looks pretty good :idk:

    http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com
     
  43. Arkadin

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  44. YNWA

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    Both serve their purposes and enjoy each of their shows.

    Bourdain always takes shot at food network personalities so not sure why Fieri has his panties in a bunch.
     
  45. ashy larry

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    Link I posted was a fake menu some guy made because he bought the domain "guysamericankitchenandbar.com" before Fieri could

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    We take 38 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat, lambast it with honey pickle wasabi and pile drive it into an Ed Hardy-designed bucket. Sprayed with Axe and finished with a demiglaze of thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins.
     
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  46. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    The fake menu that circulated was awesome.

    Edit: Found it.
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  47. Verbal Kint

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    Yea I remember that. Very fair to blast crappy food, it just seems disingenuous to me when we all know what he is. Don't think Bourdain needs to take it upon himself to convince the world Guy isn't a top level chef. That's just me though. I don't feel too bad for a millionaire for getting dissed by a food critic
     
  48. Arkadin

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    Making a random comment about fieri here and there is what he's doing. Not 'taking it upon himself to convince the world guy isn't a top level chef'

    Do you think he bought a bunch of ad time dedicated to bashing guy or something?

    He made some jokes, who gives a shit
     
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  49. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    I actually enjoy both of their shows from time to time also. I'm not sure why there is a need for personal attacks. Both seem to be doing well, and should just let each other guy do their thing and shut up.
     
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