Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. goblue31602

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    I bought that Bravado Ghost Pepper and Blueberry and it's pretty good.
    They have another sauce called Crimson Special Reserve and it has scorpion peppers in it, it is fucking fantastic.
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    The Bravado I was indifferent on. Didn’t like, didn’t hate. I would probably enkoy it more if on something other than a wing.
     
  3. goblue31602

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    Yeah I put it on tacos and it's great. If you can find the Crimson Special Reserve, I highly recommend it. It's more of a traditional flavor with a touch of garlic, really good stuff. But I regularly eat these sauces on things other than wings which obviously makes a difference.
     
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  4. Keef

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    I second the Crimson reserve, tons of flavor and plenty hot.
     
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  5. Rape Ape

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    well it's more that the mash they use is like 70% extract and other stuff is in the 30-40% range. they basically just made bear mace and put it in a bottle for human consumption. it's not a sauce, it's a dumb party trick.

    it's the Everclear of hot sauces. people just have it to say they've had it, not because it's actually what they want to add some kick to their cooking.
     
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  6. jonbenetramsey

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    Queen Majesty makes the best hot sauces imo. The scotch bonnet and ginger is so good on so many things (other than chicken wings).

    Congrats on the lava snakes tomorrow, tramp.
     
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  7. Hail Southern

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    Why is that, my favorite wing hot sauce is some I picked up in St. thomas that was made with scotch bonnet peppers?

    [​IMG]
     
  8. goblue31602

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    Had this while in St Lucia, also made with scotch bonnet peppers, and it is REALLY good.
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  9. a.tramp

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    I experienced about 20 minutes of the most intense intestinal pain of my life last night complete with cold sweats. Took Pepto and it was gone. Have dropped 3 loads, 2 last night and one this morning, and fortunately no lava.
     
  10. Hail Southern

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    t's and p's for your anus sir
     
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  11. cdaysker

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    That glass of Azor Ahai is the most fire thing on this post

    Also hope your bhole is feeling better today
     
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  12. a.tramp

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    My bhole has had no issues thus far. I took 3 normal deuces last night and this am. Just had a really bad stomach pain that quickly passed.

    But correct, the Azor is fire.
     
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  14. nexus

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  15. bigred77

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  16. Barves2125

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    You nailed it. First episode of the new season. :golfclap:
     
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  17. blind dog

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  18. jonbenetramsey

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    Jonas brothers some bitches
     
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  19. Quick

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    That was terrible
     
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  20. War Grundle

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    I mean is anyone surprised?
     
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  21. goblue31602

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    They were a bit funnier and less douchey than I expected, but I had set the bar pretty low. Aside from that, yeah they sucked.
     
  22. matistic

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    I love any opportunity to use the word milquetoast to describe something, and boy did my ship come in with that episode.
     
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  23. Barves2125

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    The Disney brother band wasn't as hardcore as I expected!
     
  24. blind dog

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    This is the first one I've not watched in a loooooonnnnnggg time
     
  25. cdaysker

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    I'll never not watch, but you didn't miss much
     
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  26. Rape Ape

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    they got Halle Berry and a Tums sponsorship, pretty impressive.

     
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  27. Hail Southern

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    Man I hope we get Donald Glover this season
     
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  28. Barves2125

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    Halle is one tough lady.
     
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  29. blind dog

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    Did she ever take a drink?
     
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  30. Barves2125

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    Nope. And cleaned them. Absolute beast.
     
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  31. bigred77

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    She is def hotter than the Jonas brothers now
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

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    That was impressive
     
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  33. IanBoyd

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    I'll consider this part of the show

     
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  35. cdaysker

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    I enjoyed that episode quite a bit. His thoughts on shitting were quite profound
     
  36. IanBoyd

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    One of the best interviews I've seen in the past few years.
     
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  37. theriner69er

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    Is Trevor Noah the Lefts version of Ben Shapiro?? Both come off as incredibly unlikable to me, unless you are all in on their politics.
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Ben Shairo is a know it all mousy jerkoff. Trevor Noah is a dime store John Stewart. He's a comedian playing newsman.
     
  39. CaneKnight

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    Wtf....
     
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  40. Tiffin

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    Maybe the most composed guest I've seen on the show.
     
  41. theriner69er

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    What? No?
     
  42. theriner69er

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    yea, Noah isn't mousy I guess
     
  43. Bo Pelinis

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    Nor is he a real political commentator.
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    Someone trying to say that the so-called "intellectual thought leader" of the right is the same as a guy on the left who is just a stand up comedian pretending to be a news anchor is unintentionally hilarious.
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    The inability to differentiate the two goes way way back. Hasn't everybody seen that clip of Tucker Carlson getting the soul slapped out of him by John Stewart when he tried to compare their two shows in like fucking 2006?
     
  46. cdaysker

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    Can we not turn the Hot Ones thread into a political thread?
     
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  47. IanBoyd

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    you cannot possibly be this fucking stupid.
     
  48. theriner69er

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    When Stewart was on Crossfire, he was asking Fox, and news media in general, to be more responsible and report the real news, as opposed to their tainted biased interpretation of events. He said they were partisan hacks who had become part of politicians' strategies. That certainly has not changed, and has almost undeniably become worse.

    At that time, and like I've said, I considered the Daily Show the best source of real news, over Fox, MSN, CNN, etc. I don't care if he was a comedian or not, he was the most unbiased source of news content. And comedian Jon Stewart is certainly has gone above and beyond that title, hasn't he?? He's definitely more than just a comedian.

    Is Ben Shapiro directing the Right, or the intellectual thought leader? I have no idea. He's an educated, smarmy, know it all who comes off as incredibly unlikable, and has lots of political opinions that he is all too willing to share.
     
  49. Rape Ape

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    it's literally the same 5 people every time and you dumbasses always fall for it
     
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  50. Bo Pelinis

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    Sorry everyone. Sorry. My bad.
     
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