Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. NilesIrish

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    That was great. I've really grown to like him.

    The Shapiro comparison is one of th dumber things I have seen.
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    If you think about it chicken wings are just like lettuce covered in hot sauce.
     
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  3. IanBoyd

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  4. The Blackfish

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  5. The Blackfish

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    I love her so much
     
  6. kinghill

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    Has anyone ever jerked off to this show before

    Considering giving it a try tonight
     
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  7. ned's head

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    Big trevor noah fan we got over here
     
  8. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Uhh ya.

     
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  9. bigred77

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    Ohh hey thanks for the bump
     
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  10. kinghill

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    "...I just don't know how I could do it without like ruining my... ruining my reputation" LMAO
     
  11. jonbenetramsey

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    The best part was her flinching about Explain That Gram and her public/private account. I’m pretty sure she got caught up in the Fappening so there was a few milliseconds of panic.
     
  12. Mix

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    That was not very good. She didn't really have anything interesting to say.
     
  13. blind dog

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  14. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    i fuck with shaquanda. she ain’t from the projects tho :laugh:
     
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  15. War Grundle

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    Googling who Schoolboy Q is.
     
  16. blind dog

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    Same. But also enjoyed his interview more than Aubrey's and I love her
     
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  17. Tiffin

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  18. cdaysker

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    I felt old as shit when they legit didn't know what a VCR was
     
  19. HoosDaMan

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    I find the one kid annoying. Definitely going to be one of those childhood actors in rehab or celebrity big brother in 10 years
     
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  20. ned's head

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    I thought they both seemed pretty likeable :idk:
     
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  21. NilesIrish

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    I actually really enjoyed that.
     
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  22. TDintheCorner

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    “You’re an asshat”

    :roll:

    Gaten was great
     
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  23. blind dog

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    It makes me happy the math behind mean jerk time is real
     
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  24. jonbenetramsey

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    1) He’s such a likable guy on everything I’ve seen/heard.
    2) It’s hilarious to see him jacked.
    3) I wonder if these guests talk about Hot Ones at parties, industry events, etc. Does Kumail chat up Halle Berry at a 2020 Oscars party about Da Bomb? And then Kevin Hart hears the conversation and jumps in?
     
  25. War Grundle

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    That was one of my favorites. He definitely put on some good size.

    "Is there a common element all three share?"

    "Fuck you"
     
  26. Consensual Sex Ape

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  27. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
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  28. War Grundle

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    Might be the woman in Hollywood I would most want to wife:

     
  29. jonbenetramsey

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  30. IanBoyd

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    Handled Da Bomb like a fucking champ

    :lovelove:
     
  31. goblue31602

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    Power couple, Dax asked for 2nds on the Last Dab
     
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  32. The Blackfish

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    I’ve been in love with her for a long time
     
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  33. CaneKnight

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    Who says this kind of shit about a child?
     
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  34. CaneKnight

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    <3 Kristen
     
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  35. IanBoyd

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    I suggest you not read the comments in the McKayla Maroney thread then.
     
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  36. HoosDaMan

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    Me
     
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  37. kinghill

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    hated Kristen Bell

    Aubrey Plaza much better watch
     
  38. jonbenetramsey

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    jbr’s Hot Ones Female Guest Ranking

    1a) Kristen Bell
    1b) Charlize Theron
    2) Halle Berry
     
  39. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Very, very wrong. Plaza was terrible.
     
  40. Hail Southern

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    Kristen Bell is just delightful
     
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  41. nexus

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    wtf no Scarlett?
     
  42. goblue31602

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  43. jonbenetramsey

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    I completely forgot about her. She goes above Charlize for me.
     
  44. steamengine

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    You’re not gonna find a bigger Plaza fan than me and that just wasn’t great.
     
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  45. IanBoyd

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    Tyra Banks > Halle Berry
     
  46. Tiffin

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  47. War Grundle

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