ITT Interesting Posts from the Bunker (Part 2)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Z, Aug 4, 2015.

  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Show us the takes, dude
     
  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Now we’re getting into the metaphysical
     
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  3. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    Christmas edition:

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    Christmas with the Tagovailoa’s

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      I spent Christmas Eve with the Tagovailoa’s last night and that family left me in awe, I have known Galu and Taulia for a while now but had the chance to meet Tua last night and it’s something I’ll never forget, Not because of there accomplishments on the field but this family is different from any I’ve ever seen, There whole family was there Mom, dad, the two brothers and two sisters plus there cousin who plays at Notre Dame, They are so musically gifted it’s crazy the whole family the Mom was playing the keyboard and they was singing worship songs and I’m not ashamed to say it brought tears to my eyes knowing what this family has been through the last few years. Tua and there little sister who is 15 years old are probably the most talented, It was something I wish all of you could have witnessed there passion for God is undeniable. I know I joke around a lot on here but this was real and you could feel the anointing on this family I made some videos of them singing together but I would never share them without Galu’s permission who I have so much respect for. With that said Tua is a special person with rare gifts he is a complete cut up who one minute would be serious singing how Great is our God and the next playing around singing Johnny Cash I walk the line. Just thought I would share that this morning. Merry Christmas

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      au_goatAll-American

      Looks like you meant to sign into your minortider account. Merry Christmas anyway.

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      BigBallinKemosabiAll-American
      what the fvck did I just read

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      AUbreyAll-American

      WTF?!?

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      papaskinzFirst Round Draft Pick
      So how big was their Christmas bonus from the REC?

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      CowardlyToasterFASHION IS DANGER
      Thanks for sharing, OP.

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      wgbpA TUMMYFUL OF TUSSLE
      Yeah who cares

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      EverythingGucciAll-American
      Roll damn tide!

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      Robino26All-American
      Hell my family would be delightful and sing praises all day long too if the rec would buy us a house, cars, and line our pockets with cash.

      It's all relative op, just like nicky preaches.
     
  4. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    Why the fuck would you write all that about a bama player on an auburn site :huh:
     
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  5. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    And leave out using bitcoin or a church to pay the player? Amateurs.
     
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  6. heelfan

    heelfan Well-Known Member
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    Let’s hear today’s hottest takes.
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    let's get some preseason takes
     
  8. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    It’s mostly some weirdo asking for vegan options at the stadium
     
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  9. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
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    Lots of prayer for a player who suffered a injury during practice

    Ya dick
     
  10. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    VeganTiger needs to stay in LA and not come to Auburn to influence the young minds of Alabama
     
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  11. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    Ship
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    wait the guy's name is VeganTiger? i feel like you guys might be getting trolled
     
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  13. Corky Bucek

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    Or rather he's the one doing the trolling
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    ...i agree?
     
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  15. Corky Bucek

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    Yes
     
  16. Phil Connors

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    Ok Bunk, I normally don't ask for advice because we know everyone in this place was raised by wolves. However, I have a neighbor...Who is completely batshit. First off, this dude is a straight alcoholic. He pounds PBRs every night after he gets home from the cement factory, and his poor wife is pregnant. She has told me multiple times that he has had some trouble with the law, but that she loves him. Still, it really kills me to see this neighbor, who is always yelling War Eagle to me after PBR number thirteen, piling on his wife and filling up this god damn recycling can with beer cans and Kraft mac and cheese. I mean, have some class, you're supposed to be an AU grad (pretty sure he's a sidewalk).

    Anyhow, I couldn't handle it anymore so I stole his recycling can. He's always complaining, or his wife is always complaining to me about him complaining about money, I figure if he is spending more on his recycling then maybe he will drink less. Maybe he will have fewer issues with the law, and will help his poor pregnant wife clean up the house a little bit.

    Anyhow, now he's got her stalking around my property because he is too much of a beta to confront me about it. I think he knows he has a problem, and is secretly happy that I'm helping him out. I filled his recycling can with gravel in case he sends her over here to bring it back. I think that will give her a pretty good excuse to bring it back. He's too drunk, and his beer belly probably wouldn't accommodate hauling 12 pounds of gravel across the street.

    Anyhow, is there anything else I can do to help this poor woman in the spirit charity? Really burns me up, this situation.
     
  17. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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    Can we se screenshots?
     
  18. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man
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    That’s some next level passive aggressiveness.
     
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  19. Phil Connors

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  20. FadeMe

    FadeMe Well-Known Member
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    Don’t think it’s real. That account gets trolly from time to time.
     
  21. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Our way is the old way
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Move out of a trailer park, you piece of shit redneck
     
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  23. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    I wouldn’t want Bama’s success
    Discussion in 'The Bunker' started by bodagetta10, 58 minutes ago.

    for a season? Or maybe two straight?

    Yeah.

    But the parody of sports and the threat of losing is what gives the joy to victory. I doubt they even get excited about wins anymore.

    All they are setup for now is failure when Saban retires, which will come sooner rather than later.
    Or the inability to handle a defeat, when it inevitably happens.

    In 5 years, you will be much happier than any of your Bama friends, regardless of our coaching situation at that time, If you aren’t already... because they no longer play to “win games”.
    They just play “not to lose”. And that mindset takes all the joy out of sports.

    I’d rather be happy after wins than relieved... but that’s just me...
     
  24. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    Would hate to be Bama. That’d be the worst
     
  25. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
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  26. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    It is a heavy burden to bare that is for sure
     
  27. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    The Bunker is pro-socialism

    Welcome Comrades
     
  28. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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  29. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  30. Dump

    Dump Well-Known Member
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    there are 118 smart Auburn fans
     
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  31. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Solid showing for Ham sammich
     
  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    POLE: Can anyone on the Bunker spell?

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  33. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    HS
     
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Any good election night posts?
     
  35. FadeMe

    FadeMe Well-Known Member
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    The PoRe board is a nutzo place that I never visit, but I’m sure it’s lit over there tonight.
     
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Care to share any thread titles at least?
     
  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    wrong thread
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    reminds me of something they do on a UW board called HardcoreHusky

    for whatever reason they think shit like misspelling 'board' as 'bored' is hilarious. like message bored.
     
  39. FadeMe

    FadeMe Well-Known Member
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    This is from this morning. Where Eagles Dare might have better stuff than me.

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  40. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
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    Tough Night For Taylor Swift
     
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  41. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Fire Pete Golding
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    It's finally here..the apex predator of bunker posts has surfaced



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  42. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Never been more proud to be Jewish in my life
     
  43. UncleItchyBalls

    UncleItchyBalls Fan of: The Tide, PDL and Processing kickers
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    That escalated quickly
     
  44. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    That is impressive
     
  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wolfsburg

    "Enough said?????? " really makes it
     
  46. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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    Was that John Rocker?
     
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  47. BlazingRebel

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  48. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    I know Owsley personally and he’s a huge fan of Gay Talese, emphasis on gay LOL
     
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  49. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    *bama beats auburn*

    auburn fans:

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  50. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    only way it could have been better is if he said it was the illuminati