ITT Interesting Posts from the Bunker (Part 2)

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  1. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Last night at Auburn first Baptist, we held our annual "help a negro charity" event. It will come as a surprise to no one that many of the negros helped were spuat fans. There were not a good Auburn man among them. I have never been more proud of my school. WDE.
     
  2. JeremyLambsFace

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    Well then
     
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  3. Jake Barnes

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  4. wes tegg

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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    This is going to make Hayden Fox feel uncomfortable
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    Pretty hard on someone just because they forgot lemon, but ok
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Was this supposed to be a joke??
     
  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Apparently failed satire.
     
  9. NST

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    Too on the nose.
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, real bad.
     
  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    :doge:
     
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  12. the Weimar Beer Belly

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  13. TC

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  14. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    It’s more interesting than TMB of late
     
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  15. southlick

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    HOOPS Wiley and Purifoy suspended indefinitely...



    I need to vent so badly. How in the Flying F does bama skate on this. 24 hr investigation, nothing to see here, but force retirement on director of basketball relations. This is the reason they are winning at sports. they are so pampered and protected. I wish the other schools would have enough of it, and revolt. Beyond unfair to not only us, but every other school.

    Yes, I know we got caught with our hand in the cookie jar, and 2 of our guys are going to bite the bullet, cant argue that, and I know there are an unteen million other kids who have done this in the past, but ours got caught. Fair enough. However, how does bama skate on this? Their guy should be sitting also.

    The strength and condition coach gives HAHA money, and he has to pay it back. Our coach gives player money, he get arrested by FBI, and our guys never play CBB again.

    bama LT gets caught in a public park, at 2am, smoking out the charger, with a felon, and both have firearms, one that was reported stolen, and he plays, yet, Sean White smokes a dube after class, and kicked off team. that is BS.

    DJ fluker admits to taking money, huge article on Luther Davis funneling 45k to 5 different players. nothing happens. Laremy Tunsil takes money, ole miss goes on probation. LMFAO, well actually, I am not laughing at all, Im pissed as hell. I know that all the schools help these kids one way or another, and that's cool, but to be so biased in punishment for similar situations, is totally unfair to penalized schools.

    We sucking, is not Gus's Fault, not Pearl's fault, it is our AD's fault, SEC & NCAA fault, and of course players fault. Why this even surprises me or rustles my jimmies anymore, I just don't know....
     
  16. TC

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    LMFAO, well actually, I am not laughing at all, Im pissed as hell.
     
  17. southlick

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    ive got a very good friend (33 yr old, same age as me), who makes a ton of money (young money, not old money, he definitely has come from rags to riches), however he is constantly bragging about being a part of the REC (in fact Minkah Fitz was at his house during the Bama bye week, using his boat, and was at his house 3-4 times this summer down on 30a, along with many Bama volleyball players) he constantly brags about how good Bama is at cheating & he is very proud of it. He has admitted that he puts $ down on what he calls “his boys”. He usually is ahead of any story Jay G or BMatt reports on, so he has proven to me he has inside info on AU, even if it’s coming from his REC buddies. He told me tonight that the whole thing with Bruce is about an affair (possibly multiple affairs). It’s not about any NCAA/FBI investigation, and that its similar to the Bowden 93 situation and that he will indeed be fired soon. He also told me that Sexton was paid over $100k & that Bama has committed to turning the b-ball program into what Florida had a decade ago. Don’t flame me, just reporting what young $ REC is telling me.
     
  18. Long Ball Larry

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    Can we get some Young $ REC shirts printed up?
     
  19. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I’m sure the Bunker has very reasoned takes on Roy Moore
     
  20. TC

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    Really Enteresting Coincidence
     
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  21. Baby Rabbit

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    That's because you and Don't Hate Me Bro! are wifed up now :crossedarms:
     
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  22. Tommy Callahan

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    New Money folks are not welcome in the REC so story is clearly false
     
  23. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    I'm good.
     
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  24. Joe_Pesci

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    spuat is not a good insult
     
  25. the Weimar Beer Belly

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      NewJust sitting here in a surgeon's lounge (I'm not a doc) watching the Today Show and there's a negative story about Uber. I used Uber on a trip to Orlando in mid-Oct and someone from Uber attempted to fraudulently charge my credit card several times with different amount$ but my credit card denied the charges because they were much higher than an average Uber charge. Impressive credit card company!

      So, if you use Uber, watch your credit card for fraudulent charges.

      It makes me mad that I have contacted Uber via email (you can't call them, I tried) and Uber has not responded and it's been over 30 days since my first contact.

      Looking forward to Uber's competition when it happens. Otherwise, I love the connivence and simplicity of the process but Uber is out of control, IMO.
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    Nah, just order them off Petermillar.com/rec

    Got the embroidered polos, quarter zip pullovers, koozies, everything.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    Is this dude 65?
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    It is Auburn, so he probably got married and started having kids at 21.
     
  29. TC

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    ....where's the rest of the story where the REC is behind it all?
     
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  30. DaveGrohl

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    Yeah like that will ever happen
     
  31. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  32. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Tell him about this new service the ladies are raving about. He should get his wife to try it out.

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  33. wes tegg

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    I got the following email from my dad:

    Me: Where did this come from?

    Dad: Bunker. I believe it to be fairly accurate.
     
  34. Tiffin

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    :banderas:
     
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  35. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Wait, so big federal government led to Auburn's existence and small government wanted to demolish it huh? [​IMG]
     
  36. Tiffin

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    And the University of Alabama is essentially Nazi Germany.
     
  37. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    (I’m not a doc)
     
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Guy made it sound likes he’s a janitor (a position dominated by Alabama fans)
     
  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Sounds like your dad and his fellow Auburn fans have a longstanding case of, um, economic anxiety
     
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  40. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    To beat the enemy you have to become the enemy
     
  41. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Sorry you had to find out this way.

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  42. Tiffin

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  43. Corky Bucek

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    I hope you responded with a tl;dr
     
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  44. Corky Bucek

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    Edit add on: I’m pretty sure I’ve met Big Tegg at a couple of tailgates before. I have also had the honor of getting drunk with wes tegg a few times. Too bad these were pre TMB.
     
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  45. Barves2125

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    Let's get this one bumped too. The more Auburn meltdown the better I've always said.
     
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  46. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    It’s mostly people arguing that Auburn passes the eye ball test as much as Bama so they should be in if Alabama is.
     
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  47. IrishLAX2

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    At some point, once you lose 5 games the eye test goes out the window.
     
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