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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tro lo lo, Nov 25, 2018.
Be carful with Atkins stuff - a lot of it has maltitol, which will take you out of ketosis
Search this thread for maltilol and you will see why.
keto got a bad rap when it started being a fad diet. The “OMG I can eat as much bacon as I want calories don’t matter” bullshit I keep reading sucks. There are plenty of good fats you can eat to make it healthy.
Were you enticed to buy some of her line of diet foods though?
No I was just going off the vice article
I have probably ate more veggies in the last year than I have in the previous 5 years combined. Most nights it’s broccoli/cauliflower with a meat and a little dressing/cheese to top it off. Feels a million times better for me than the shit I used to eat.
Nm. I’m getting that confused with another article I saw about cholesterol.
Cool drop in thanks
My local target finally had the quest pizza. I think I’m getting back full time after I finish my beer.
This one is leftover brisket heated in a dry pan until it glistens. Spinach wrap and crispy parmesan folio wrapped around the brisket, red onion, and avocado verde. This will make you slap your mama twice on Sunday.
I don’t know how many carbs are in there but I’m guessing it’s more than 1 which makes me nervous.
Barely over 5 for that. A few diced onion and 1-2 tbsp of verde. If you just use the wraps with good quality cured meats & cheese, and a little lettuce and mayo then it’s only 3 from the spinach wrap and 1 from the folio. Fried egg wrap is great too.
Damn keto hangovers
This is the menu for Patrick mahomes watching on Sunday at my house
Can’t quit thinking about in n out protein style for dinner tonight. Glad their fries are trash so I’m not too tempted
Are there any good keto nacho cheeses? And does quests or anyone make a good substitute for chips yet (yes I know chicharrones but they’re so dry). A girl at work had some cauliflower cheese it’s but they tasted like crap and still had a bunch of carbs.
Quest chips are solid but I remember not getting a ton of chips for the amount of carbs they are, and they’re expensive
Fell off the wagon over the holidays. Getting back on the horse and boy I forgot how bad the keto shits suck
I bought in bulk. I like them just to get something crunchy with a meal
Have to eat the Quest chips one at a time or they get soggy
How do chips get soggy
What about the low net carb tortillas fried or baked?
I cannot quit running to the bathroom tonight
6 net per serving
actually had them tonight as nachos
Try 4505 brand chicharrones they are about $4 a bag and a lot better than most.
When I eat, I produce saliva. When I eat multiple chips, it takes me longer to eat them than when I only eat one because I have to chew longer. So more saliva gets into the food while chewing.
Found a pizza place down the street with cauliflower crust personal size pizzas. Really hit the spot when you’re craving food.
actually likes the cauliflower crust better than their regular crust.
Found the Quest pizzas at a local grocery
Fuck, I’m in
Tired of vodka sodas already (drank 1)
You aholes. All this pizza talk got me itching. Checked my local joint, their cauliflower crust still has 22 carbs. Fuck that. Went to the store. No quest pies. Hate you all right now.
Made “from scratch....at home.....”
Try target. Found them there just an hour ago.
Will do on Monday. Target has a ton of Rao’s sauces as well. They’re friends of the Kete-Bros.
blaze pizza it’s got a good Keto pizza
oh Shit. Never heard of it. There’s not one near me but 2 in KC.
The Quest pizzas aren’t great, but they’ll do in a pinch to get pizza flavor. It’s like a low-rent Totino’s without the cripsy crust.
You must not cook it long enough, I get crispy crust on mine
I've given up on keto pizza. IMO you don't get anything close to pizza. Instead I have moved onto pizza flavors in other dishes - like Rao's, pepperoni and mozz in an omelette with basil/oregano/parsley seasoning.
have you tried blaze?
did a pizza chaffle a few weeks back that was good
minced and added pepperoni to the mixture then topped with bell peppers and mushrooms
came out pretty good but almost too cheesy
Also a large portobello mushroom with pizza sauce ,mozzarella cheese and pepperoni tastes exactly like a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
I'm gonna try that portobello trick. I do the Almond flour, coconut flour, parmesan, etc crust. I make twice as much as I need and freeze half. Tweak it with spices and roll it thin and it's pretty damn good.
Spread avocado oil and parmesan cheese on the mushroom also.