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  1. bigred77

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    Your left or mine?
     
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  2. beist

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  3. Lyrtch

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    when did scottsdale get so expensive

    thought phoenix supposed to be cheap
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    When everyone from California moved to Arizona.
     
  5. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Scottsdale has been bougie since FLW rolled into town.
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Ty Webb posted on here that he had that painting in his master bath like two days ago.
     
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  7. UncleJesse

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    Not the same house, but this little girl is going to be all kinds of fucked up when she gets older.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Barves2125

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    Poor little Brayley Ann.
     
  9. bigred77

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  10. Boo MFer!

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    There’s an Arab, Alabama? Lord.
     
  11. beist

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    At least she will be good at reading upside down letters
     
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  12. ShuPoor

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    I read this entire thread today and it's really clear Arab, AL should be blasted off the surface of the earth
     
  13. TC

    TC Who was Richard Greener? sc.edu/greener
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    Turn it into glass Pawwwwlllllllll
     
  14. Lyrtch

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  15. Handcuffed

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    it's so generic with the jerseys and photos that i wonder if it's team-owned and used for newly acquired players

    Ed Davis (NBA) and Ryan Jeffers (MLB) went to UNC and UNCW, respectively, but both are pretty new to Minneapolis
     
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  16. racer

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    That’s got mid-40s single guy executive written all over it.
     
  17. bigred77

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    Bedrooms with no doors and walls that don't go all the way up?
    :russ:
     
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  18. $P1

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    Post-divorce
     
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  19. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Owned by a cake eating real estate broker that went to UNC
     
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  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Bonus point for accuracy
     
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  21. PAHokie

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    not full height walls is super common in these industrial adaptive reuse. Worked on a few that had that condition.
     
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  22. Drown ‘Em

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    Dude who started the town had a son named Arad (pronounced like a-rad not arid). When they applied for a USPS office they used that name but the USPS misread the application and approved Arab. Been the name of the town for 130 years. They pronounce it A-rab like the son’s name, not like an Arab from the Middle East.
     
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  23. Tobias

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    feels like this is the same pronunciation for many arab residents
     
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  24. racer

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    In Iowa we have:
    Nuh-Vay-Da
    Dell-high
    Mad-drid
    Along with a bunch of other imbecilic pronunciations I can’t remember right now.
     
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  26. mp_22

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    doug Peterson’s
     
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  28. bigred77

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  29. BellottiBold

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    Oh my
     
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  30. racer

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    Plz send the BAU
     
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  31. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin.
     
  32. beist

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    Yeah who puts a sliding glass door into their garage. Weirdo.
     
  33. spagett

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    I'm fully aware of the town, but when I drove through and saw a building for an Arab newspaper I was like "how progressive"... big time dummy moment for me
     
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  34. billdozer

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    He's got a regular haram that comes to life just for him.
     
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  35. IV

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    I'm not saying there are bodies in that house, what I'm saying is it's highly likely there are bodies buried in or around that house
     
  36. Tommy Jefferson

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    The house wasn’t even cleaned before the realtor took the pictures. Seems like a safe assumption the guy is in prison now, right?

    (The location looks pretty sweet though)
     
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  37. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    this particular property is in Paradise Valley—always been expensive
     
  38. wes tegg

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  39. Ty Webb

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    Missing a big "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in the background
     
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  40. UncleJesse

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    It honestly looks like they haven't updated any decor since the early 90's. I guess Hobby Lobby wasn't a thing at that point.
     
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  41. Corky Bucek

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    I was looking for an Auburn or Alabama logo or memorabilia, but was unable to find anything. Slightly disappointed.
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    It's down the hall near the Thomas Kinkade paintings
     
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  44. BumpingNasties

    BumpingNasties Kissing Babies and Hugging Mommas...the Dabo way!
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  45. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    That’s exactly what as is means.