McMansions

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  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Florida here, and fully shaved
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    any neighborhood in north Texas built in like the last 25 years looks like that house above. when we lived there we lived in an old 60s / 70s neighborhood. lots of great old ranches to be had in the area
     
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  2. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    r u ok buddy? There’s nothing above u lol
     
  3. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Florida here, and fully shaved
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    honestly I’m barely hanging on these days
     
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  4. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    In addition to a Michael's, they have a Play It Again Sports! too.

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  5. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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  6. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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    Guy really must love his bowling.
     
  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    also, that house has almost a million views now. :laugh:
     
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  8. devine

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    Tmb audience has really grown
     
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  9. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    "Maybe we should raise our asking price"
     
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  10. mangler

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    Would not buy. Dishwasher looked like a piece of junk.
     
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  11. mp_22

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  12. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  13. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  14. Willpépé

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    Not sure if it was this thread or not but that was posted a while back and received much fanfare.
     
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  15. bigred77

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    I was pretty sure I had seen it somewhere
     
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  16. Aaron Hernandez

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    Yeah a kid will eventually die, but in the meantime it is a dream feature for children.
     
  17. southside

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    “Possibilities are endless”
     
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  18. Artoo

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    When the developer only has one blueprint for the neighborhood
     
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  19. Emma

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  20. DistantFactor

    DistantFactor Sesquipedalian
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  22. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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  23. CUAngler

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    imagine getting plastered at the local pub and having to find your way home
     
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  24. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  25. BellottiBold

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  26. BellottiBold

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    optimus prime staring at you
     
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  27. bigred77

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    I need to see more
     
  28. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I really want to parkor up and down that roof
     
  29. BellottiBold

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    yo dog I heard you like levels so we put levels in your levels in...
     
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  30. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    and statues
     
  31. Tobias

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    fuck the haters this would rock

     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    Nitro cold brew while chillin in the hot tub. Why not?

    cant imagine the smell is all that great, though
     
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  33. beerme

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    I love the smell of fresh garlic and oil with some chlorine for good measure
     
  34. DollarBillHokie

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    a.tramp you ever built one of these?
     
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  35. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I have not. I have only ever dealt with a couple prefabbed units and they were therapeutic swim spas (about 6’wide x 15’long x 4’deep).

    I have dealt with numerous built-in spas, cold plunges, and pools in houses though.

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  36. Emma

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    Ugly ass kitchen just like his soul
     
  37. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Who the fuck stores cutting boards behind the cooktop
     
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  38. billdozer

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    Someone that doesn't use said cooktop
     
  39. beerme

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  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  41. w2b

    w2b two weeks from everywhere
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    reminds me of Navin R Johnson’s house after he hit it big with the Opti-Grab.
     
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  42. AptosDuck

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    I'd buy it and the only two things I'd change would be putting the kitchen cabinet door back on, and putting in a copper ceiling in the pool table room

    Other than that, it's fucking perfect
     
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  43. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Multiple toilet phones. The homeowner was a VIP back in the day.
     
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  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  45. beist

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  46. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    I've always wanted to live in a lakefront dental office with plaid carpeting.
     
  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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