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  1. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    this account has jumped the shark because this place is amazing and should not be mocked

     
  2. Ty Webb

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    That casting couches are nice touch
     
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  3. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    That homeowner likes Tamron Hall even more than I do.
     
  4. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    When the B&G is just down a flight of stairs
     
  6. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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    Lol at the saloon doors
     
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  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    My house would probably look similar had if I weren’t married.
     
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  8. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  9. bigred77

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  10. BellottiBold

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    ... did you read anything at the link?
     
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  11. bigred77

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    Nope
    Just looked at pictures
    Like a real American
     
  12. Ty Webb

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    The blonde is a motion picture star - and very flexible
     
  13. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    looking forward to the comp-ass room scene
     
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  14. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  15. Corky Bucek

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  16. ned's head

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    And let's be honest... she has a very big butt
     
  17. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    big fan of the party shower
     
  18. DuffandMuff

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  19. BellottiBold

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    needs more knobs
     
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  20. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Would guess that an athlete or musician bought it, and it will never be purchased again.
     
  21. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    That pool is atrocious.
     
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  22. Doc Louis

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  23. Doc Louis

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    I was thinking that about the entrance to the theater
     
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  24. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Based on its location, I assumed retired NASCAR driver or somebody involved in the industry. But, apparently it's just a local businessman. They tried to rent it out as a venue and are now selling it, so it looks like he got in way over his head.
     
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  25. NineteenNine

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    I love a feel good story.
     
  26. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    It is on 200 acres.
     
  27. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I could think of so many better ways to waste $3.5mil other than building a McMansion in Alabama
     
  28. Tommy Jefferson

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    Volleyball net next to the steps like that is just asking for a stubbed toe. No wonder it hasn’t sold yet.
     
  29. DrTomOsbourne

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  30. NineteenNine

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  31. wes tegg

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    But not a particularly fertile, pretty, or useful 200 acres.
     
  32. Gomez35

    Gomez35 Walker of the world’s weird wall

    Holy shit - I drive past this house every day on the way to work. Looks like they added windows by playing Battleship.
     
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  33. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    from studying the overhead view the drainage on the property is awful. standing water everywhere.
     
  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Not a McMansion but this house is awesome

     
  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I mean that would be the perfect house to use as an airbnb
     
  36. bigred77

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    It's like a Taco Cabana got rich and built a Vegas vacation home
     
  37. Tommy Callahan

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  38. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    That's Q*bert's house.
     
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  39. Drown ‘Em

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    You don't want to always be the most expensive house on the block when it comes time to sell.

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    View of the driveway of the "$3.5M mansion".

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    View across the street from the end of the driveway.
     
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  40. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    I had no idea Patton Chapel Road went that far
     
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  41. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  42. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    @ me next time coward
     
  43. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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    Hey google, show me the 90s
     
  44. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  45. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    non brown areas are the CG rendering of how they plan to remodel it for a new owner

    wasn't selling with the previous look and price
     
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  47. Chumbolone

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    When I wake up in the morning
    And the alarm gives out a warning
    I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time