Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Mperry41

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  2. Mperry41

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  3. pearl

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  4. IHHH

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    I would kiss It

    or worse but this is a family board
     
  5. IHHH

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    the stupid duck face kiss reached the bottom of thé océan
     
  6. Daddy Rabbit

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    There is water at the bottom of the ocean
     
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  7. IHHH

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    It was a stupid joke
     
  8. Ray McKigney

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    under the water, carry the water
    Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
     
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  9. spagett

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    You don't know byrne
     
  10. mmm

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    What is it about Australia that so many crazy creatures live there?
     
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  11. buckwild

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  12. skiedfrillet

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    Was hoping that was a video of a cat staring at the lion through the glass and not a video of a dead cat
     
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  13. IHHH

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    and the craziest of them all are human beings

    I play this stupid ww3 game on my phone and iPad from time to Time and I talk with people from all over the world. The aussies are always so weird. Very réactive people, they have a very thin skin
     
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  14. a.tramp

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    That’s the cougar’s house now.
     
  15. Shinzon

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    The “gtfoh” trunk splash into the “wtf you gonna do about it” water flop was hilarious.

     
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  16. B-Boy $P1

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    Maybe stop letting your cats outside
     
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  17. Whammy Business

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    Gonna pour some out for Oreo now.
     
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  18. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    That mountain lion would die if it even tried my cat. My wife would kill it before I had the chance
     
  19. Hank Scorpio

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  20. Kylebw1

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    My wife carries a smith & Wesson m&p. The cat is like her child. She would waste no thoughts on killing an animal trying to harm it. She’d probably fire first to scare it away.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    This isn't a bear or some other predator that doesn't conceal its presence. That cougar is snatching your cat before either of you even realize what's happening.
     
  22. The Banks

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    Lol at carrying a hand gun on your person in your own house.
     
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  23. Ray McKigney

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    can’t ever be too safe in the wilds of upstate South Carolina given that every other cac is likely carrying as well.
     
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  24. Owsley

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    You’re an asshole if you allow your cats to be unsupervised outside :twocents:
     
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  25. g8r

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    What? Folks are crazy.
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

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    I honestly don't know how you supervise a cat outside bc cats gonna cat.
     
  27. g8r

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    Feel like someone should let you know pets are not kids…..
     
  28. fuxstockings

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    I have a momma cat I rescued and got spayed (live on a lot of land in the middle of nowhere) about a year ago. She's 50/50 inside/out because she won't use the litter box and yells at the door incessantly if I won't let her out. I always hear that this is the worst thing, and I kinda get it, but I don't *think* I'm doing a bad thing.
     
  29. The Milkman

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    Oreo has probably killed at least 5000 living creatures in that neighborhood/yard in the past few years. And probably played with its prey as it killed it. Circle of life
     
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  30. The Banks

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  31. Hank Scorpio

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    We had a pack of feral cats that lived in some bushes on our property when I was a kid. The lizard population went extinct within a 5 property radius.
     
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  32. AptosDuck

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    I found a dead rat in my clothes basket yesterday, courtesy of our huntress cat
     
  33. The Milkman

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    My parents live on ~15 acres. They have 2 semi wild cats living in their barn. These cats absolutely dominate their territory.

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  34. skiedfrillet

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    HOOSINSC is notoriously pro-roaming cat and constantly sends videos of felines in his neighborhood providing avian population control
     
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  35. devine

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    Wrong
     
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  36. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    we have an great population of birds. jays, bluebirds, cardinals, doves, Red Shouldered Hawks, red bellied woodpeckers, robins, etc

    there are 5 strays that roam my yard. one stays under my porch.
     
  37. HOOSINSC

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    they fucked up my lizard pop though. i had tons of anoles and skinks, but rarely see them now. i don’t see as many opossum, skunk, or snakes either.
     
  38. dathalfnukkahd

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    depends on where you live and what kind of cat you have. You ever heard of a farm cat?
     
  39. Clemson327

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    We have three farm dogs. We tried to get a farm cat, but one of the dogs tried to eat it.
     
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  40. dathalfnukkahd

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    growing up my grandpa had several farm cats and one farm dog
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You have to have farm cats. Just badasses.
     
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  42. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    We live in a smallish town and have 2 outdoor/indoor cats. They explore the neighborhood from time to time but mostly stay in the yard. They’re constantly murdering and have single handedly probably destroyed the local mice and rabbit populations. Also enjoy killing the mourning doves that live in my trees. They’re badasses.
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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  44. Eathan Edwards

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    Father of over 10,000 - yeesh.
     
  45. colonelrascals

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    this exchange is beautiful
     
  46. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Antonio Crocmartie amirite
     
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  47. Eathan Edwards

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    The amount of decades is wild - the shittalking or intimidation has to be next level for this guy to still just be running the show.

    "Do you know who all I have eaten and how many of your relatives I've banged? Sit down youngin."
     
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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    Just elite pest control machines