Official Tornado and Runaway Barge Thread

It’s so unbelievably hot and muggy here now, fuck this

 

We need the rain so bad I hope it holds up until torrow morning. SE ND hasn't got shit for months

 

We’re pretty fucked here in central ne if we don’t get one soon

 

It's awful. AC needs fixed on car. Slowly dying on my way home.

 

I’m chafing so bad right now

 

I know it’s Reed and he’s kind of a tool, but yeah there’s going to be a gnarly storm rolling through the dakotas and northern Nebraska.

 

Screaming intensifies

 

Got 4, maybe 5 rain drops

Fuck that

oldberg

 

We’re supremely fucked now with the forecast

 

Woo boy it got real dark real fast here. Wind picked up like crazy too.

 

Just got smoked in the face by my neighbors trash can lid while trying to move it inside their garage for them. No good deed goes unpunished.

 

Not the face, baby! Anywhere, but the face!

 

We’ve broken two temp records this year. Coldest day temp and now hottest temp.

 

Little late with this one

 

Tonight in Dayton

 

God damn

Obviously a very populated area

 

I used to live not far from Woodridge. Won't take much to cause considerable damage

 

Awww shit

 

Violent tornado motion of the year in…

*checks notes in French Canadien*

Sacré bleu!

 

Conditional like given, but only if you were making a sacré BLEW pun.

 

My cousin's soon-to-be SIL's grandma had a close call in that storm in woodridge

Someone called her to warn her. She moved out of the bedroom and into a safer room without windows. Her house was shifted off frame and the windows were busted... she likely would have been seriously injured if she wasn't warned.