Old people Facebook

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  1. Nandor the Relentless

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    You want my dad’s cell phone number? And followed it with that emoji? The fuck is wrong with you?
     
  2. Constant

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    I'm smarter than that. I will try changing one digit systematically until I find Betty.

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  3. herb.burdette

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    Yes, Facebook is a cesspool of rioting themed memes right now, but let’s not forget the public service mission the social media platform provides.

    Please watch for small children hiding in the wheel wells of your cars.

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  4. gus_chiggins

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    I AN THINK THAT TO ROD. VERY ASTUT
     
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  5. TC

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    LIKE AND SHARE
     
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  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I think this one should be shared as much as possible.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS.


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  8. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  9. Bruce Bowen

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    F the tiktok hatterz
     
  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Pasta. :roll:
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Happened today in my neighborhood Facebook group.

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  12. racer

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    We had a mountain lion a while back and my neighborhood group blew up with memes and even more replies saying it’s not a pet, stay away. My area is either boomers who have been here 50 years or youngsters buying their first homes from the old people who are dying or getting out. Not much in between. It leads to some great Facebook interaction because the old people don’t understand memes or sarcastic posting.
     
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  13. Nick Rivers

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  14. racer

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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Community fb page killin me
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  18. zeberdee

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    what does yick mean?
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Something people do at city hall when they're whizzed
     
  20. zeberdee

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    teach me that Great Plains slang.
     
  21. racer

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    Is that like cheesed?
     
  22. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  23. racer

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  24. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Easily a 100 like post

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  25. Nandor the Relentless

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    How many years were you expecting it to take to get to 100 likes?
     
  26. herb.burdette

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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    I know this is technically commentary on old people on Facebook but this felt like the most accurate place to put this because it made me laugh.

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  28. herb.burdette

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  29. Doc Louis

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    "Oh no you don't. Shut up and get my calculator and get over here, this hurts me more than it hurts you"
     
  30. racer

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    That’s a tv remote.
     
  31. Nandor the Relentless

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    :pffft:
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    People who never used a calculator. Obviously.
     
  33. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    or been beaten with one.
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    That would be a living 7734
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    there was this 1 girl, she was 16, and she 69’d a guy three times and now she’s 35007.

    that was the hit of 6th grade math class
     
  36. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    This is fantastic posting.