Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. racer

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    She probably fucked an entire Naval platoon and was covering her bases
     
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  2. ono

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    Or she just loves the troops.

    Other kids are Armye Ayrforce and Coastgaard
     
  3. racer

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    I just looked it up. Her name is McKinli and she’s a trumper. She also got off on child abuse charges because her spouse couldn’t be compelled to testify under spousal privilege. Gross.
     
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  5. racer

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    Back when i was a pharmacy tech there were these two siblings legitimately named Kash and Kurrency. I feel like Buster 5000 lives in the same general area as this family and may have heard of them.
     
  6. Buster 5000

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    Not ringing a bell. Where were they from?
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    Reminds me of these twins I knew named Oranjello and Lemonjello. Also, I went to school with a Le-a.
     
  8. racer

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    SE side. Don’t remember exactly where.
     
  9. Buster 5000

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    I’ll keep an eye out for these buffoons.

    *on the Polk County Inmates FB page
     
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  10. TC

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    Currant C.
     
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    daniel
     
  13. racer

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  14. Pasta88

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    Isn’t Ramzi an arabic name? Doesn’t belong there.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I assume there are a few that get tossed around as stupid names that people don’t realize are actually names from other cultures.

    My money is on accidentally Arabic.
     
  16. Pasta88

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    It being from Southeast Idaho makes me think that’s a safe bet
     
  17. Butthead

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    "McKynzlee"

    It's... beautiful
     
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  18. Butthead

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    yeah maybe that family is a big fan of the Chronicles of Riddick franchise
     
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  20. Owsley

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    There’s actually nothing creative about that, Drew.
     
  21. racer

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    Much better than waiting for the government to come pull it for her!
     
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  23. racer

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    Tally doing the talent portion:
    [​IMG]
     
  24. CUgator

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    There is a little 2 year old at the pool named Magazine
     
  25. racer

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    Named after the dying media format or the bullet holder?
     
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  26. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Family name. Great-grandma Magazine would be proud.
     
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    I’ve thought about it and decided that the highest percentage play is that the child is named after MAGA, but the parents aren’t quite brave enough to jump in with both feet, so they added a zine and think they’re really pulling one over on the libs.
     
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    Giving your kid a stupid name to own the libs!
     
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  29. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Weird names/stupid spellings might as well be an entrance requirement for those events. Pageant parents need to be slapped, and the stupid shit they name their kids is just one of the reasons.
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    Not the dumbest name I've seen, but I just saw on Facebook a girl i went to HS with named her kid Briggston.
     
  31. Butthead

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    What's the difference between the princess name and the candidate name?
     
  32. jbr

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    Just saw a family with Kroy, Kayden, and Kendyll
     
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    Feels like a white wine name
     
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    Khajasmine
     
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  37. Prospector

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    twins Jared and Dared
     
  38. racer

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    Sounds like she might be too shy shy.
     
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  39. TC

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    Someone Dared them to name them
     
  40. Barves2125

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    I don't believe this. I can't.

    Is Jared the standard pronunciation? Does Dared rhyme or is it pronounced like the verb??
     
  41. TC

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    Maybe it’s Da Red like Eric the Red
     
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    Dare Red
     
  43. ashy larry

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    kroy is an all-timer
     
  44. racer

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Went to my buddy’s kids bday today and there was a kid there named Raidan. Yes, like Mortal Kombat. Apparently his dad is gamer.
     
  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    Could have been worse, could have named him Noob
     
  47. bigred77

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    My head is having a hard time convincing itself that she doesn't have a bicycle wheel for legs
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  49. mizz1439

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    “Mersady”
     
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  50. racer

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    I thought this was a made up day of the week dedicated to the ocean at first glance
     
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