post your chipotle order and I will rate it from 1-10 and tell you what it says about you

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  1. CF3234

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    Burrito bowl
    1/2 chicken
    1/2 steak
    Fajita style
    Extra cheese
    The red spicy sauce
    Guac

    tortilla on the side.
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    You’re fat and started trying to lose weight for your New Years resolution

    7.1
     
  3. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Yes
    No

    lol
     
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  4. Joey Freshwater

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    Chicken burrito. Brown rice. Pinto beans. Cheese. Queso.
     
  5. BrickTamland

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    Burrito bowl:
    • Pinto
    • Easy on the brown rice
    • Chicken or Barbacoa (idk fam depends)
    • Fajita veggies
    • Pico/red salsa/corn salsa
    • Shredded cheese
    • Chipotle Tabasco sauce
    -Fin-
     
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  6. Truman

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    Burrito
    - Half Steak/Half Pork
    - White rice
    - both beans
    - Pico and the hot salsa
    -cheese
    - lettuce
    - guac

    Probably been at least 3 years since Ive had chipotle
     
  7. Tender

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    I don't care for Chipotle. It's not gross, it's just bland.
     
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  8. a.tramp

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    I have only eaten their about 4-5 times are times so I have no idea.
     
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  9. Barves2125

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    Chicken burrito.
    Black beans.
    Brown rice.
    Cheese.
    Peppers and onions.
    Corn.
    Pico.
    Sour cream.
    Hot salsa.
     
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    Last edited: Feb 6, 2022
  10. ATX305

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    Quesadilla

    Half Chicken/Half Steak
    Guacamole
    Spicy red salsa
    Sour cream

    Side of chips and queso
     
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  11. Tiffin

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    Walk out and go somewhere decent.
     
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  12. fish

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    Starved for attention, huh? Guess I gave you some.
     
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  13. Lip

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    He guessed one guy was fat and then quit his own game. Pretty high percentage guess on this message board.
     
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  14. Corky Bucek

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    I go to a local Mexican joint you have never heard of
     
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  15. Goose

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    White rice
    Steak
    Corn
    Hot salsa
    Extra cheese
     
  16. Emma

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    Never had
     
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  17. Tommy Callahan

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    Bowl
    Half chicken
    Half steak
    White rice
    Black beans
    Corn
    Pico
    Cheese
    Sour cream
    Guac
    Chipotle Tabasco

    tortilla on the side in quarter size burritos
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    chipotle sucks and I will judge you if have a “go to” order from there.
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    what off of them have you eaten?
     
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  20. burnttatertot

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    They have those? Last time ate Chipotle was about 15 years ago and your choices were burrito in a bowl or burrito in a shell. I had the bowl with chicken.
     
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  21. ARSENAL

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    I’ve never had it. I think the closest one is in Blacksburg. I haven’t had a lot of popular food places, mostly due to my location.
     
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  22. Killy Me Please

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    Bowl
    Double steak
    White rice
    Mild pico
    Peppers and onions (rarely)
    Quac
    Cheese
    Sour cream (occasionally)

    Hard taco shells on the side.
     
  23. Joe Withabee

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    The fuck? Are you calling a tortilla a shell? Do they deep fry Chipotle burritos in the PNW and make them Chimichangas?
     
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  24. Daddy Rabbit

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    I have been to Chipotle once. I don't remember what I ordered.
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    bowl
    half brown rice
    chicken
    black beans
    fajita veggies
    pico
    corn
    "hot" salsa
    cheese
    guac
    occasionally sour cream
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Alright I’ll do this:

    Bowl:

    White Rice
    Steak
    Fajita veggies
    Red hot salsa
    Extra pico
    Corn salsa
    Sour cream
    Cheese
    side of their salad dressing to go on top
     
  27. War Grundle

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    Burrito
    Carnitas
    Black beans
    Fajita veggies
    Corn salsa
    Green chili salsa
    Lettuce
    Queso
     
  28. Butthead

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    Portland has good Mexican food everywhere. I haven't eaten Chipotle in prob 5 years

    So 0/10
     
  29. Tarpon Nole

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    While I’m not saying any of you specifically are in the thread, I find it funny people are acting like chipotle is some disgustingly vile food place while there is a 130 page thread dedicated to Popeyes and the like

    I don’t eat fast food very much at all (maybe once or twice a month) but it’s pretty much only chic fil a or chipotle

    chipotle isn’t the most delicious thing I’ve ever had, but it’s quick, decent, and all over the place

    steak burrito (bowl sometimes) white rice, black beans, sc, corn salsa and hot salsa, cheese, and a little lettuce(I’m weird like that)
     
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  30. buckwild

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    Bowl
    Half white rice / half brown rice
    Chicken
    Extra fajita veggies
    Lettuce
    Cheese
    Pico
    Extra red salsa
    Extra green salsa
     
  31. Ray McKigney

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    Lots of orders but not a lot of personality insight itt smdh
     
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  32. TC

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    Gallant Knight better start throwing out some fucking analysis. Pulled the classic attention thread and passed out
     
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  33. Shunface

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    Bowl
    Half scoop white rice
    No beans
    Double chicken
    Cheese
    Hot salsa
    Corn salsa
    Sour cream
    Tortilla on side
     
  34. Tobias

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    most fast food places don’t repeatedly make their customers sick with shitty food handling practices

    team moes
     
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  35. ATX305

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    It’s online order only and they are overpriced as shit but very tasty nonetheless
     
  36. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    It’s crazy what can change at a fast food place in 15 years.
     
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  37. Tarpon Nole

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    moes fucking sucks

    but I’m willing to bet my house that a place like McDonald’s has made exponentially more people sick than chipotle
     
  38. Roy

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    Burrito bowl
    Regular Rice
    Extra meat
    Pinto beans
    Corn
    Pico
    Guac
    Hot salsa

    I think that’s it. Can’t really remember it’s been a while since I’ve been there.
     
  39. DuffandMuff

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    Burrito bowl
    Brown rice
    Black beans
    Chicken
    Peppers and onions
    Pico
    Corn
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
  40. mtsucalico85

    mtsucalico85 Well-Known Member
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    Burrito with:
    - Brown rice
    - 1/2 chicken, 1/2 steak
    - Hot salsa
    - Cheese
    - Light sour cream (only on occasion)
     
  41. Lip

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    Impressed by all the fancy rich folks in here paying upcharges for double meat and/or guacamole. Must be nice.
     
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Some people are fat and can’t control their impulses at the ordering counter
     
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  43. Barves2125

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    Tag me next time, coward!
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    so did gallant get drunk, start this thread, then fall asleep before even firing off his judgement

    low T poster
     
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  45. bro

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    Chipotle stinks
     
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  46. Gallant Knight

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    Possible serial killer

    3.2
     
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  47. Gallant Knight

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    The nerve endings on your asshole are only firing at 40% capacity

    6.8
     
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  48. bwi2

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    Soft tacos
    Steak
    Cheese
    Corn salsa
    Lettuce

    and 100% concur that everyone coming in here just to say they’re too good for chipotle can fuck off
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    You like to try to game the system to get more but what are you really getting more of?

    4.7
     
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