post your chipotle order and I will rate it from 1-10 and tell you what it says about you

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  1. John McGuirk

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    Bowl

    No rice
    Chicken
    Pinto and black beans
    Grilled veggies
    Corn salsa
    Pico
    Lettuce
    Green Tabasco sauce
     
  2. Lip

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    I always wondered who likes the Green Tabasco sauce. I could drank a gallon of the Chipotle Tabasco sauce tho.
     
  3. John McGuirk

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    Prefer the green Cholula, but it’ll do
     
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  4. Gallant Knight

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    Lettuce and pico ruined an otherwise good order

    you clean your house before the maid comes

    6.8
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    You’re a dick

    5.2
     
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  6. AHebrewToo

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    Average meal order
    Salad
    Carne asada or chicken if not CA
    Fajita veg
    Corn salsa
    Pico
    Guac
    No dressing but I give a few shakes of the chipotle Tabasco

    If I’m feeling hungry order
    Burrito
    White rice
    Black beans
    Barbacoa
    Fajita veg
    Corn salsa
    Guac
    Add chipotle tobasco to eats as I eat through
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    You are mostly honest in your personal life, and you convince yourself that the white lies you tell don’t hurt anyone

    6.2
     
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  8. Gallant Knight

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    You think you’re hacking chipotle by getting half of two meats. You probably also scan your beer in as bananas at the self checkout

    7.2
     
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  9. Gallant Knight

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    Jokes on you-the “fresh salsa” isn’t that fresh. You probably wear all natural deodorant and think that you don’t smell weird

    5.7
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    You have the chipotle app so you eat there a lot, and you want attention for putting in a disgusting order. You need to go to two types of therapy-one for your mind and physical therapy for your Butthole

    1.2
     
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  11. C A N E

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    how else would i get my free guac after purchasing 27 bowls?
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    You plug your bowl into the nutrition calculator and thunk that your eating a meal under 1000 calories even though you know there is 600 calories of rice in the bowl

    7.6
     
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    Your indecisiveness when ordering beans doesn’t just happen at chipotle it carries over to your personal life and just like at chipotle your decisions are disgusting

    6.1
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    If you did not have lettuce or the +.5 extra protein you are at the optimal order

    in college you had good grades but could never get over the hump to an all As semester

    8.1
     
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  15. Gallant Knight

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    You double dip at restaurants when you don’t think anyone will notice

    they notice

    7.8
     
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  16. Woodrow

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    Just canceled this week's therapist appointment, thx
     
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  17. BuckeyeRiot

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    Haven’t had it in a couple years.

    Old school go to:
    Chicken hard tacos
    Corn salsa
    Tomato salsa
    Guac
    Lettuce
    Cheese

    More recent:
    chicken Bowl
    Double hot sauce
    Corn salsa
    Lettuce
    Cheese

    Both with a side of Guac & chips.
     
  18. Henry Blake

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    GK needs to do a life coach thread after this.
     
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  19. Cousin Eddie

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    I am indeed hacking Chipotle but I don't steal from grocery store.
     
  20. BrickTamland

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    People are saying this is the best thread on the first page.

    I'm not saying it, but many people are. Many smart people.
     
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  21. buckwild

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    Gallant Knight ...I have a co-worker that whenever he goes asks for them to add jalapeno and onion to his burrito...which requires them asking someone in the kitchen to chop up those ingredients while he is in line to add to the burrito. Thoughts on him?
     
  22. blind dog

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    Bowl
    Brown rice
    Black beans
    Steak
    Corn salsa
    Cheese
    lettuce

    two meals for me sorry for eating small meals.

    Don’t go often
     
  23. buckwild

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    By far the best. It's a great salsa
     
  24. aisle seven

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    Does the scale go from 1-9? What’s the high score now, 8.5?
     
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  25. buckwild

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    I got a 0, because I like salsa
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    lol chipotle sucks ass and there are tons of better options for Mexican. The Popeyes chicken sandwich is great and there aren’t as many really good fried chicken options. It’s not a similar thing.
     
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  27. tylerdolphin

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    Burrito
    Steak
    Brown Rice
    Black Beans
    Corn Salsa
    Hot salsa
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
  28. tylerdolphin

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    If you're in any sandwich or burrito place and find it impossible to make your order with the ingredients provided and have to ask a bunch of questions and ask for favors you're in the bottom 10% of humanity.
     
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  29. Taques

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    bowl

    double steak
    no rice
    black beans
    double fajita veggies
    corn salsa
    red salsa
    guac
     
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  30. jokewood

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    My usual (every couple of months) order from the local Chipotle knockoff with much better execution:

    Steak burrito
    -- cilantro tomatillo tortilla
    -- white rice
    -- black beans
    -- sauteed onions and poblanos
    -- shred cheese
    -- sour cream
    -- hot tomatillo salsa
    -- cilantro and lime juice
     
  31. AHebrewToo

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    This dude eats the Faygo burrito.
     
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  32. Blu Tang Clan

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    If thought crimes were real I’d definitely be guilty of this.
     
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  33. Gallant Knight

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    No rice does not make this healthy

    you eat really healthy for lunch and dinner and then pound 750 calories before bed 3 nights every week

    6.2
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Sorry only one rating per person
     
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  35. Gallant Knight

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    This is fucked. Your coworker also probably does a lot of other inconsiderate stuff if he’s asking chipotle employees to do that.

    My rule of thumb at chipotle: if you say anything other than the ingredients, please or thank you then you are likely an asshole. I occasionally feel bad about asking for guac on the side instead of on top of my bow
     
  36. Gallant Knight

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    1.1

    You likely talk in your sleep over a sound machine and leave your friends at bars because you can’t be trusted to handle your liquor
     
  37. blind dog

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    jesus christ this is so accurate
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    5.4

    You can’t decide if you want to be healthy or not here. You’re likely skinny fat and embarrassed to take your shirt off
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    This is mine, but I don’t double anything.
     
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  40. Gallant Knight

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    Pervert
     
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  41. Fusiontegra

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    I don’t judge people who eat chipotle. It’s fine.

    But the first one of you fucks that tries to tell me their queso isn’t perhaps the worst attempt at queso in the southwest/Hispanic food industry, you fuck right off. It’s trash. Hot fucking garbage.
     
  42. fattus

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    Bowl, chicken, brown rice, black beans, cheese, queso blanco, green salsa
     
  43. fattus

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    Their queso isn’t good but it ties the bowl together.
     
  44. bertwing

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    What are you a psychic
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    The optimal bowl:

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  46. Gallant Knight

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    Everyone post your order pics
     
  47. bwi2

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    No salsa, bland as shit. Guac on the side because you’re embarrassed by the lack of color in the dish, but you’re not actually going to have much of it. You’re the kind of guy who would eat an average hamburger instead of good sushi.

    3.1
     
  48. bwi2

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    here’s what is left of mine

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  49. Lyrtch

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  50. zeberdee

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    bowl
    brown rice
    fajita peppers & onions
    black beans
    double chicken
    pico
    red hot salsa
    corn
    cheese