Bowl No rice Chicken Pinto and black beans Grilled veggies Corn salsa Pico Lettuce Green Tabasco sauce
I always wondered who likes the Green Tabasco sauce. I could drank a gallon of the Chipotle Tabasco sauce tho.
Average meal order Salad Carne asada or chicken if not CA Fajita veg Corn salsa Pico Guac No dressing but I give a few shakes of the chipotle Tabasco If I’m feeling hungry order Burrito White rice Black beans Barbacoa Fajita veg Corn salsa Guac Add chipotle tobasco to eats as I eat through
You are mostly honest in your personal life, and you convince yourself that the white lies you tell don’t hurt anyone 6.2
You think you’re hacking chipotle by getting half of two meats. You probably also scan your beer in as bananas at the self checkout 7.2
Jokes on you-the “fresh salsa” isn’t that fresh. You probably wear all natural deodorant and think that you don’t smell weird 5.7
You have the chipotle app so you eat there a lot, and you want attention for putting in a disgusting order. You need to go to two types of therapy-one for your mind and physical therapy for your Butthole 1.2
You plug your bowl into the nutrition calculator and thunk that your eating a meal under 1000 calories even though you know there is 600 calories of rice in the bowl 7.6
Your indecisiveness when ordering beans doesn’t just happen at chipotle it carries over to your personal life and just like at chipotle your decisions are disgusting 6.1
If you did not have lettuce or the +.5 extra protein you are at the optimal order in college you had good grades but could never get over the hump to an all As semester 8.1
Haven’t had it in a couple years. Old school go to: Chicken hard tacos Corn salsa Tomato salsa Guac Lettuce Cheese More recent: chicken Bowl Double hot sauce Corn salsa Lettuce Cheese Both with a side of Guac & chips.
People are saying this is the best thread on the first page. I'm not saying it, but many people are. Many smart people.
Gallant Knight ...I have a co-worker that whenever he goes asks for them to add jalapeno and onion to his burrito...which requires them asking someone in the kitchen to chop up those ingredients while he is in line to add to the burrito. Thoughts on him?
Bowl Brown rice Black beans Steak Corn salsa Cheese lettuce two meals for me sorry for eating small meals. Don’t go often
lol chipotle sucks ass and there are tons of better options for Mexican. The Popeyes chicken sandwich is great and there aren’t as many really good fried chicken options. It’s not a similar thing.
If you're in any sandwich or burrito place and find it impossible to make your order with the ingredients provided and have to ask a bunch of questions and ask for favors you're in the bottom 10% of humanity.
My usual (every couple of months) order from the local Chipotle knockoff with much better execution: Steak burrito -- cilantro tomatillo tortilla -- white rice -- black beans -- sauteed onions and poblanos -- shred cheese -- sour cream -- hot tomatillo salsa -- cilantro and lime juice
No rice does not make this healthy you eat really healthy for lunch and dinner and then pound 750 calories before bed 3 nights every week 6.2
This is fucked. Your coworker also probably does a lot of other inconsiderate stuff if he’s asking chipotle employees to do that. My rule of thumb at chipotle: if you say anything other than the ingredients, please or thank you then you are likely an asshole. I occasionally feel bad about asking for guac on the side instead of on top of my bow
1.1 You likely talk in your sleep over a sound machine and leave your friends at bars because you can’t be trusted to handle your liquor
5.4 You can’t decide if you want to be healthy or not here. You’re likely skinny fat and embarrassed to take your shirt off
I don’t judge people who eat chipotle. It’s fine. But the first one of you fucks that tries to tell me their queso isn’t perhaps the worst attempt at queso in the southwest/Hispanic food industry, you fuck right off. It’s trash. Hot fucking garbage.
No salsa, bland as shit. Guac on the side because you’re embarrassed by the lack of color in the dish, but you’re not actually going to have much of it. You’re the kind of guy who would eat an average hamburger instead of good sushi. 3.1