post your chipotle order and I will rate it from 1-10 and tell you what it says about you

Incredible long troll

 

Keep stirrin'

 

you are probably the type of guy that acts like he has impeccable tastes but actually has horrible opinions

1.4

 

Bowl
Steak
Black beans
Brown rice
Fajita vegetables
Cheese
Sour cream
Pico
Red hot sauce

chips to use as my eating utensil.

 

Did you already eat some or do the employees hate you?

 

I’m kinda glad this Charlatan didn’t rate my order.

 

Lotta jealously coming from you boys because Gallant has the best seat in the house

Spoiler

 

No beans is the optimal order? Fucking ridiculous

 

We recently got one near my house, I was pretty excited. Grabbed lunch there a few months ago and it was absolutely disgusting. Will not be going back.

 

What was your order

 

Salt, with a side of Mexican, from what I can remember.

 

Rate my sons’ orders:
15 year old - white rice, chicken, pico
13 year old - White rice, black beans
10 year old - large cheese quesadilla, no sides, nothing on it

 

Bowl with white rice, extra veggies, no beans, barbacoa, cheese, pico, hot red salsa, side of guacamole.

 

The fuck is this? You that Purdue kid?

 

Insubordinate and churlish.

 

Some of his better work

 

That new Garlic Guajillo steak is really good

 

Bowl
White Rice
Both types of beans
Carnitas
Lettuce
Corn salsa
Hot red salsa
Cheese
Sour Cream

Same things if I get a burrito

 

Burrito
No beans, extra white rice
Double chicken
Corn salsa
Light red salsa
Light Sour cream
Cheese
Lettuce

 

I'm a simple man.

Bowl
White Rice
Double Chicken
Pico Salsa
Cheese

Done.

 

Burrito
Brown rice
black beans
Chicken
Cheese
Red hot salsa
side of chips and queso.

 

It's a chewy salt lick. Pretty awful.

 

Bowl
Double steak (maybe garlic guajillo if I'm feeling frisky)
Brown Rice
Fajita veggies
Pico
Corn Salsa
Sour Cream
Lettuce

 

Bowl
Brown Rice
Black Beans
Steak
Corn Salsa
Cheese
Lettuce

 

bowl
white rice
barbacoa
cheese
lettuce
corn
pico
extra sour cream

 

Bowl normally

white rice
Double chicken
Little hot sauce
Sour cream
Cheese
Look at lettuce first, hasn’t looked great recently
Corn/tomatoes on the side

need to try garlic steak, the carne asada was great

 

Ahead of the curve

 

Really hated chipotle until I switched from steak to barbecoa. I quite like it now. It's wildly expensive though.

 

Half barbacoa, half carnitas.

 

Burrito
Steak
Rice
Black beans
Cheese
Tomatillo Red Chili Salsa

 

sometimes with guac depending on my mood

 

the spicy salsa fucks

 

what’s a bowl run by you? I think it’s one of the most cost effective lunches around these days

 

I get queso in it so it's 12 bucks before a tip.

Edit: do you guys tip when you pick up in chipotlane?

 

Used to could get 2 meals out of a jumbo bowl for like 9 bucks. Now one barely fills you up and it’s 12

 

Sometimes it’s perfect. Sometimes they put a little too much heat in it and my asshole pays the price.

 

no - I do not tip on that but mostly bc I’ve never used it

I like to stare at them in person and pressure them to give me more food

 

need to bring a film crew with to pressure the employees into giving you more food

or just give them the universal "more food pls" head nod as per the Chipotle CEO

"Chipotle’s CEO Brian Niccol told Fortune the chain’s portion sizes haven’t gotten smaller. Niccol claimed Chipotle makes “big burritos, big bowls,” and if “you want a little more rice or you want a little more pico, all you got to do is, kinda, like,” and made a head nod motion, though he noted extra meat does cost more."

 

Chipotle is a go to when you want to get out of doing something and need to use diarrhea as an excuse not to go.