post your chipotle order and I will rate it from 1-10 and tell you what it says about you

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  2. AHebrewToo

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    Keep stirrin'
     
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  3. blind dog

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    you are probably the type of guy that acts like he has impeccable tastes but actually has horrible opinions

    1.4
     
    #153 blind dog, Feb 7, 2022
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  4. b7

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    Bowl
    Steak
    Black beans
    Brown rice
    Fajita vegetables
    Cheese
    Sour cream
    Pico
    Red hot sauce

    chips to use as my eating utensil.
     
  5. dump

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    Did you already eat some or do the employees hate you?
     
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  6. Gallant Knight

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    i mean i took it to a table and then ate lunch
     
  7. One Two

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  8. 40wwttamgib

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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m kinda glad this Charlatan didn’t rate my order.
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Lotta jealously coming from you boys because Gallant has the best seat in the house

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  11. Voodoo

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    No beans is the optimal order? Fucking ridiculous
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    My wife to me after showing her a pic of my optimal order:

    “that’s a pussy ass bowl”
     
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    We want the flood bowl

     
  14. Corky Bucek

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    Except he doesn't show the bowl...
     
  15. wes tegg

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  16. WillySaliba

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    We recently got one near my house, I was pretty excited. Grabbed lunch there a few months ago and it was absolutely disgusting. Will not be going back.
     
  17. Lip

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    What was your order
     
  18. WillySaliba

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    Salt, with a side of Mexican, from what I can remember.
     
  19. shawnoc

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    Rate my sons’ orders:
    15 year old - white rice, chicken, pico
    13 year old - White rice, black beans
    10 year old - large cheese quesadilla, no sides, nothing on it
     
  20. Boo MFer!

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    Bowl with white rice, extra veggies, no beans, barbacoa, cheese, pico, hot red salsa, side of guacamole.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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  22. TC

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  23. Baron

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  25. buckwild

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    That new Garlic Guajillo steak is really good
     
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  26. WhiskeyDelta

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    Bowl
    White Rice
    Both types of beans
    Carnitas
    Lettuce
    Corn salsa
    Hot red salsa
    Cheese
    Sour Cream

    Same things if I get a burrito
     
  27. DrTomOsbourne

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    Burrito
    No beans, extra white rice
    Double chicken
    Corn salsa
    Light red salsa
    Light Sour cream
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
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  28. jcb-r

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    Bowl
    White Rice
    Double Chicken
    Pico Salsa
    Cheese

    Done.
     
  29. UKupNorth

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    Burrito
    Brown rice
    black beans
    Chicken
    Cheese
    Red hot salsa
    side of chips and queso.
     
  30. $P1

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    Had a coworker telling me this earlier...gonna try it out tonight
     
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  31. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    It's a chewy salt lick. Pretty awful.
     
  32. jrmy

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    Bowl
    Double steak (maybe garlic guajillo if I'm feeling frisky)
    Brown Rice
    Fajita veggies
    Pico
    Corn Salsa
    Sour Cream
    Lettuce
     
  33. blind dog

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    Bowl
    Brown Rice
    Black Beans
    Steak
    Corn Salsa
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
  34. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    bowl
    white rice
    barbacoa
    cheese
    lettuce
    corn
    pico
    extra sour cream
     
  35. Gunners

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    Bowl normally

    white rice
    Double chicken
    Little hot sauce
    Sour cream
    Cheese
    Look at lettuce first, hasn’t looked great recently
    Corn/tomatoes on the side

    need to try garlic steak, the carne asada was great
     
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