i'm not too good for chipotle but I haven't really regularly eaten it in many many years so I don't even really remember my order got a $25 gift card been sitting in the console of my car for 3 years now
You order 5 level spice at Thai restaurants and tell people it’s not hot on your way to the restroom to throw up 5.6
You’ve thrown a dart at a map or spun a globe to decide a vacation but didn’t end up going when it didn’t land in Mexico or Europe 4.8
Very close to an optimal order. 95% of your life is headed in the wrong direction but that 5% keeps you up at night 8.4
Bowl White rice Black beans Usually chicken Extra green salsa Corn Pico Extra cheese Sour cream on the side tortilla on the side or chips if I’m feeling extra fat
It takes me 1.5 minutes max to order my 3 McDoubles, large fry, and large coke I know this for a fact I’ve timed myself thank you
Burrito double wrapped Barbacoa White rice Pinto beans Fajita veggies Cheese Lettuce Sour cream Green salsa
Sour cream on the side doesn’t save you here. You order dressing on the side for salads, dip for the first two bites and then drench it 6.7
You would be in the 9s but the addition of lettuce takes you down to a 7.7 You order jalapeño potato chips because you think they’re spicy
Burrito bowl Brown rice Black beans Fajita peppers Steak Pico de gallo Medium green salsa Cheese Lettuce
i don't rly eat chipotle bc i have class, but if i were to sully myself with their mediocre food i'd get this: steak burrito corn salsa guac black beans cilantro rice hot salsa cheese lettuce sauteed onions/peppers or a bowl w/ the same minus the lettuce and get a side of chips and just treat the bowl like a dip for my chips
Thread delivers Burrito bowl White rice Black beans Chicken Pico Corn salsa Cheese Sour cream Guacamole Lettuce Side of chips
I was worried that Gallant Knight irresponsibly abandoned the thread after a single post. But I’m satisfied now that I see he is executing.
Bowl: 1/2 Steak + 1/2 barbacoa White rice Black beans Fajita vegetables Pico Corn salsa Cheese Sour cream Guacamole
I am fucking shocked that the guy that thinks sushi is nasty is deducting points for people eating vegetables. Why are y’all entertaining the Lunchable Lawyer’s food opinions?
no. the hard shells are only like a treat for something crunchy. id load them up when i want some extra carbs. i dont always do it.
Bowl White or brown rice- whichever looks more appealing while in line but I prefer white rice usually Steak double meat Corn salsa Green salsa Extra cheese Sour cream
I eat @ Chipotle maybe 2-3x a year Burrito White Rice Half & half beans Steak Pico Corn Cheese Sour cream Either extra sour cream or pico bc its dry af without it.
Burrito white rice No bean Steak or chicken + 1/2 another protein Sour cream Cheese Lettuce hot sauce applied at home
Also I love vegetables and eat a ton of them but I do agree that lettuce in burritos is bad It's one thing if it's sitting on top of a taco but when it's wrapped up inside a burrito it just gets warm and wilty which is not how I enjoy my lettuce.