post your chipotle order and I will rate it from 1-10 and tell you what it says about you

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    You are a boy in a man’s body

    7.7
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    And you are just a child

    1.2
     
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  3. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i'm not too good for chipotle but I haven't really regularly eaten it in many many years so I don't even really remember my order

    got a $25 gift card been sitting in the console of my car for 3 years now
     
  4. Gallant Knight

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    Very close to an elite order

    7.8
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    Too much going on here. You’re disorganized in life. Buy a planner to get back on track

    4.8
     
  6. Goose

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    Forgot that I add in lettuce but only if it looks fresh. Bless up
     
  7. Gallant Knight

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    You had me until hard tacos. You’ve shit outside within the last year

    6.2
     
  8. Gallant Knight

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    You order 5 level spice at Thai restaurants and tell people it’s not hot on your way to the restroom to throw up

    5.6
     
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  9. Gallant Knight

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    Extra pico indicates you’re a sloppy person

    4.2
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    Lettuce does not make this order healthy. You’ve done keto within the last year

    2.3
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    5 salsas in one bowl you are disgusting

    0
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    You either weigh under 170 pounds or over 240

    5.4
     
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  13. buckwild

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    I've been called worse.

    That's a bad score tho.
     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Regular rice. You are like a boomer and take over 5 minutes to order in a drive thru

    6.2
     
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  15. Gallant Knight

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    You’ve thrown a dart at a map or spun a globe to decide a vacation but didn’t end up going when it didn’t land in Mexico or Europe

    4.8
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    Very close to an optimal order. 95% of your life is headed in the wrong direction but that 5% keeps you up at night

    8.4
     
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  17. Gallant Knight

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    You order off the kids menu on DoorDash

    6.4
     
  18. ono

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    Bowl
    White rice
    Black beans
    Usually chicken
    Extra green salsa
    Corn
    Pico
    Extra cheese
    Sour cream on the side

    tortilla on the side or chips if I’m feeling extra fat
     
  19. Roy

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    It takes me 1.5 minutes max to order my 3 McDoubles, large fry, and large coke I know this for a fact I’ve timed myself thank you
     
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  20. Shunface

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    close-ish

    6’0 180
     
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  21. Voodoo

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    Burrito
    White rice
    Black beans
    Chicken
    Hot salsa
    Sour cream
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Burrito double wrapped
    Barbacoa
    White rice
    Pinto beans
    Fajita veggies
    Cheese
    Lettuce
    Sour cream
    Green salsa
     
  23. Gallant Knight

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    Sour cream on the side doesn’t save you here. You order dressing on the side for salads, dip for the first two bites and then drench it

    6.7
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    You would be in the 9s but the addition of lettuce takes you down to a 7.7

    You order jalapeño potato chips because you think they’re spicy
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    1.0

    terrible order

    you cut the crust off your pbjs
     
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  26. Steve Prefontaine

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    Burrito bowl
    Brown rice
    Black beans
    Fajita peppers
    Steak
    Pico de gallo
    Medium green salsa
    Cheese
    Lettuce
     
  27. TC

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    -Chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny’s
    -Sloppy steaks at Trufani’s
    -Glass of water
     
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  28. skiedfrillet

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    i don't rly eat chipotle bc i have class, but if i were to sully myself with their mediocre food i'd get this:

    steak burrito
    corn salsa
    guac
    black beans
    cilantro rice
    hot salsa
    cheese
    lettuce
    sauteed onions/peppers

    or a bowl w/ the same minus the lettuce and get a side of chips and just treat the bowl like a dip for my chips
     
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  29. Woodrow

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    Thread delivers

    Burrito bowl
    White rice
    Black beans
    Chicken
    Pico
    Corn salsa
    Cheese
    Sour cream
    Guacamole
    Lettuce
    Side of chips
     
  30. Woodrow

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    Also this
     
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  31. Lip

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    Did you intentionally avoid listing the items in the order they are presented to you at the store?
     
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  32. Aaron Hernandez

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    I was worried that Gallant Knight irresponsibly abandoned the thread after a single post. But I’m satisfied now that I see he is executing.
     
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  33. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    some people just want to watch the world burn
     
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  34. burnttatertot

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    Hey I don't go around critiquing your after midnight ambien posts.
     
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  35. Cousin Eddie

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    Bowl:
    • 1/2 Steak + 1/2 barbacoa
    • White rice
    • Black beans
    • Fajita vegetables
    • Pico
    • Corn salsa
    • Cheese
    • Sour cream
    • Guacamole
     
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    Last edited: Feb 6, 2022
  36. HotMic

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    Bowl:

    Chicken
    White rice
    Black beans
    Fresh salsa
    Green salsa
    Corn salsa
    Sour cream
    Cheese
     
  37. C A N E

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  38. One Two

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    I am fucking shocked that the guy that thinks sushi is nasty is deducting points for people eating vegetables.

    Why are y’all entertaining the Lunchable Lawyer’s food opinions?
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Blue Dolphin’s gone. Burned down. John Nirvani’s ass out, works with his brother now.
     
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  40. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    this is good
     
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  41. Killy Me Please

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    no. the hard shells are only like a treat for something crunchy. id load them up when i want some extra carbs. i dont always do it.
     
  42. theregionsitter

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    Bowl
    White or brown rice- whichever looks more appealing while in line but I prefer white rice usually
    Steak double meat
    Corn salsa
    Green salsa
    Extra cheese
    Sour cream
     
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  43. Homo Erectus

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    I eat @ Chipotle maybe 2-3x a year

    Burrito

    White Rice
    Half & half beans
    Steak
    Pico
    Corn
    Cheese
    Sour cream

    Either extra sour cream or pico bc its dry af without it.
     
  44. Joey Freshwater

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    :peekaboo:
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Burrito

    white rice
    No bean
    Steak or chicken + 1/2 another protein
    Sour cream
    Cheese
    Lettuce

    hot sauce applied at home
     
  46. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Burrito
    White Rice
    Black Beans
    Either Chicken or Carnitas
    Cheese
    Hot Salsa
    Guacamole
     
  47. ono

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    It blows my mind there aren’t more green salsa fans here. That is their best and it’s not close.
     
  48. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    ^
     
  49. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Also I love vegetables and eat a ton of them but I do agree that lettuce in burritos is bad

    It's one thing if it's sitting on top of a taco but when it's wrapped up inside a burrito it just gets warm and wilty which is not how I enjoy my lettuce.
     
  50. BrickTamland

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