Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Plus he founded Resy and is considered a social media “expert.” He’s a blowhard.
     
  2. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    :crossedarms:
     
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  3. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Love the simplicity!
     
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  5. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  6. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  7. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz armed with 7 rounds of space doo doo pistols
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    Think he got to 30K in under 24 hours

    Hopefully Rinaldi does his peice during "the bad time" of our match on the Sep5
     
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  8. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    I now regret using resy
     
  9. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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  10. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Just some great content. Can’t wait to see local sponsorships at all these schools
     
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  11. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Who will be the first player to get arrested for tax evasion? Seems like something a ring of #Florida Gators players would get popped for
     
  12. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Poor Ohio thinking we’re white collar criminals in Florida. This is Murder, Inc., down here, baby.
     
  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    equally as embarrassing is thinking we have players that anyone is willing to pay for endorsements.
     
  14. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz armed with 7 rounds of space doo doo pistols
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    Milt the Stilt's appearance fee was a real hit with the locals
     
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  15. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode im a lovely geezer
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  16. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  18. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    But raising the minimum wage would put us out of business.
     
  19. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Oh this is about to get insane.
     
  20. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz armed with 7 rounds of space doo doo pistols
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    I wouldn't endorse shit for 6k

    I mean I'd endorse my own shit but after that negatory
     
  21. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    If you are the 75th guy on the roster who hasn’t played a snap in 3 years, someone offering you $500 a month to tweet is a godsend.
     
  22. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz armed with 7 rounds of space doo doo pistols
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    Yeah I know, but I'm always the dual threat star QB in my fake scenarios

    20k and I bill by the qtr hour
     
  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    None of these kids are going to save a dime to pay taxes and wonder why they are getting 1099’s in January.
     
  24. Gallant Knight

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    Athletic departments are going to remind them about this multiple times a month
     
  25. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    In these fake scenarios do you not have any friends on the team at all?
     
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  26. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Well, he wants to keep things somewhat realistic.
     
  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m sure that will take care of everything.
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    Not sure what point you’re trying to make but aight
     
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  29. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    You give 18-22 year old kids cash and they are going to spend it, no matter what you tell them about saving for taxes.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    Ok? So they shouldn’t be able to make money or what
     
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  31. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    So, they'll be just like all the 18-22 year olds who have been allowed to have jobs since forever.
     
  32. Saul Shabazz

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    "In the end, friends turn fake, G"
     
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  33. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    Is there a thread for best?

     
  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The topic is whether they get into tax trouble, not whether they have the right to get into tax trouble.

    I waited tables as an undergrad. The $2.00 an hour wage I had went 100% toward taxes and I never saw a paycheck. Tips were high enough that I owed every year.

    Every year, about half our staff would be scrambling to pick up shifts at tax time because they also owed and didn’t save.

    It doesn’t matter what AD tell these kids about taxes. Half of them aren’t going to save.
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    Ok so what should they do
     
  36. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    They should save, but they won’t. Not sure why we’re belaboring this further.
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    I’m curious to see if the NCAA attempts their own take on The Catholic Counterreformation. Not many instances in history where a Leviathan like the NCAA just rolls over being fine with going from all-powerful to a subject ripe for mockery without some pushback.
     
  38. Jake Scott

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    So Jorge Masvidal now the Canes biggest booster?
     
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  39. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  40. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    Miami openly bribing players and still finishing 6-6 is really how we all imagined this.
     
  41. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    between this and the transfer portal gonna turn all those 6-6s into 9-3s baby!
     
  42. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  43. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  44. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    This is the good shit but this should be going to OL.
     
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  45. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Wright’s BBQ is honest to god one of the best BBQ places you will ever eat. I’m extremely jealous of this and it’s perfect for Pittman and Arkansas.
     
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  46. milquetoast

    milquetoast Firm Security
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    Imagine how many shirts will be in Liberian markets after graduation
     
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  47. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  48. w2b

    w2b very good question bert
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  49. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz armed with 7 rounds of space doo doo pistols
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    welp

    bow to the facotrs of distance overlords