So You Have A Daughter....

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  1. Nandor the Relentless

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    Burn him and his house to the ground
     
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  2. Iron Mickey

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    Wait Texas pride is breeding. How fucking old are we?
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    Celemo stay away from the middle school kid’s ass
     
  4. Celemo

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    -Car ride home after picking up the kids...
    -Kendall: All of Meatball’s friends have a crush on me
    -fast forward a couple hours later when Meatball’s bf’s little brother came to our door
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  5. AlternativeFactsRule

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    You wouldn’t think hair like that would have the boys beating down her door but here we are.
     
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  6. marcus

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    Are you fucking dickhole dickfaces ready for the sweetest message you’ve ever seen? This is an unprompted piece of art made by my seven year old. I’m not kidding:

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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s a law of nature that any of your friends’ older sisters are automatically the hottest-girl-alive when you’re like 10.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    Our neighbor's 5 yr daughter old introduced a game of tag where you tag by kissing boys and my 6 yr old kissed a boy and now we're moving to a remote cabin in Wyoming.
     
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  9. milquetoast

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    Don't think I've read through this thread before even though it's been here for some time. As the proud dad of two daughters that are now adults, believe me fellas, it's the best thing in my life. I love my son and we get along very well, always have, but there's a different relationship you have with your daughters. You're their role model in all their relationships, they need your approval, your advice and your honesty. Above all, they need you to guide them because we know what assholes boys are. If I know ONE thing for certain it's this: communicate with them all the way through...from toddler through teenager and into adulthood. When you're honest and open with them, they will always come to YOU because you've earned their trust. Nothing is ever off limits in our house. Talk to me because you'll get the truth, I won't sugarcoat it, I won't disrespect you even when your decision was wrong and most importantly, I will always help. That understanding has proven very valuable. Have one daughter excelling at Arizona State and our oldest graduating with her Masters and now working full time in athletics at Tennessee. Talk to your girls and keep talking to them...it matters!
     
  10. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    What a fucking great post
     
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  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hey milquetoast . You should attsch a picture of your daughters to that outstanding post.
     
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  12. Hank Scorpio

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  13. milquetoast

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    Good lord...Exhibit A
     
  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    You had me at Arizona State University.
     
  15. Celemo

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    ...and the doorbell just rang and I found this on our porch
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  16. gritzy

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    That’s some consistent hair
     
  17. Constant

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    How old do you have to be to be a stalker?
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    You : the early years.
     
  19. Celemo

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    Kendall wants me to watch a movie with her from my childhood so she can make fun of it. I’m 46, any suggestions? I’m drawing a blank
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Goonies. Gremlins. Breakfast Club.
     
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  21. Celemo

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    Gremlins is a solid choice
     
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  22. Truman

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    Howard the Duck
     
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  23. spagett

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    Blankman
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    All three were great.
     
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  25. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Flash Gordon
     
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  26. Truman

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    UHF
    Wierd Science
    Little Shop of Horrors
     
  27. Celemo

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    I love this movie
     
  28. Celemo

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    So much cocaine made this movie possible
     
  29. spagett

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    I do too
     
  30. Bricktop the white

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    The wizard
     
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  31. Celemo

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    Yeah but you can’t really make fun of the Goonies or the Breakfast Club aside from the fact that every member of the Breakfast Club would’ve been expelled for what they did to that library during detention
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Back to the Future
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    oh I misunderstood. I thought she wanted to make fun of you and you didn’t wanted to give her that opportunity. If that makes sense. I’d have to think about cheesy 80s movies.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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  35. wes tegg

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    BTTF II really. It would be hilarious for her to see what the future (now past) was supposed to look like.
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Short Circuit, Mannequin
     
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  37. Celemo

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    It’s been decided

    1. Gremlins
    2. Space Camp
    3. Footloose

    cant wait
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    I love 1 just watched it for Christmas. Have never seen 2. Haven’t seen 3 in a long time. Wonder how 3 holds up. I am excited for you.
     
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  40. Corky Bucek

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    That's BTF2, BTF3 was set in the Wild West of California
     
  41. marcus

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    Breakfast Club is the perfect choice. That movie changed my life as a kid.
     
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  42. wes tegg

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    I knew that.
     
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    After I told you :cool:
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    I knew it anyway. II and III were filmed together. :themoreyouknow:
     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    Yep and Elisabeth Shue replaced the original Jennifer for 2 and 3 from the first one
     
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  46. wes tegg

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  47. Corky Bucek

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    That is a :themoreyouknow: for me
     
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  48. Daddy Rabbit

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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    :themoreyouknow::themoreyouknow::themoreyouknow:Though Claudia Wells was the original choice for Jennifer, she had been cast in an ABC television series and was unavailable when shooting started. Melora Hardin was cast as Jennifer, to play opposite Eric Stoltz, but before Hardin could even film a scene, Stoltz was let go. Because Hardin was several inches taller than Michael J. Fox, she was let go as well.
     
  50. Corky Bucek

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