Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. fuckthestateoftx

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    Agree to disagree

    It’s his 4th year and he took a team that has been dogshit for over a decade to the playoffs in his 3rd year and arguably the best team in college football in his 4th. How many years did it take Harbaugh to win anything of importance?
     
  2. dathalfnukkahd

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    I’m kidding my guy.
     
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  3. Line 4 Guy

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    Fun thread. Would read again.
     
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  4. bro

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    seems like he has massively failed at beating Georgia
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    Sark after his script is over is worse than an 11 year old playing ncaa
     
  8. Fran Tarkenton

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    couldn't break 20 in the only 3 big games on their schedule
     
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  9. dump

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    being held back by a baby dick arm QB
     
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  10. zachary

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    not blaming sark for that. he make some extremely questionable play calls at times but quinn was a huge hindrance at times

    how anyone could think sark has been even close to a failure is absolutely ridiculous
     
  11. lunchbox

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    back to back semifinals, we are going to finally see his offense with a true RPO component coming up, and he's getting depth to match eventually georgia/ohio state. today isnt a setback. disappointment for sure.
     
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  12. bwi2

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    maybe he should have used one of his other 84 scholarships on a quarterback then
     
  13. zachary

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    im sure this post will get bookmarked and i will get shit for it a year from now but i truly think our offense will be much better next year. appreciate quinn for what he did but arch unlocks this offense
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Baffling lack of Arch usage
     
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  15. zachary

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    yeah its a shame we dont have a qb worth a damn on the roster
     
  16. bwi2

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    truly baffling, you'd think there would be at least one other QB who would be willing to play for Texas
     
  17. Gallant Knight

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    He lost to Sam tittman. He is a failure
     
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  18. fish

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    I’m curious to see how it all unfolds. I like the Manning family and wouldn’t mind seeing another one become a force. It would make for a great story.
     
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  19. Gaknight

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    If only they had a QB prodigy to play over this bum
     
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  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    He is playing Maga Ewers over Arch Manning, but by all means thats not on him either.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    He has made it to two semi finals. Idk how anyone can legitimately say that is a failure
     
  22. hood b. goode

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  23. zachary

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    i get it is easy to laugh at and poke fun at texas but how many qb’s helped lead their team to back to back playoff performances and in the semifinals? just quinn. and i am not a big quinn guy which has been clear but texas has been an absolute joke since 2010 so i am thankful to quinn for that at least
     
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  24. zachary

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    how many teams have won 25 games the past two seasons combined?
     
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  25. The Banks

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    Oregon is 25-3 :tebow:
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    yet no natty fuck Chip
     
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  27. Roy

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    Steve Sarkisian trips over own dick on goal line to lose game is the headline I’m hearing

    *edited to not diminish the recovery journey
     
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  28. bwi2

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    every team to spend $200 million on their athletic department
     
  29. Doyle McPoyle

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    Maybe he could have played Arch in some spots, but I thought the Texas coaches made some good adjustments on both sides of the ball after I thought we were going to hand them a beating early in the game.
     
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  30. zachary

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    i think it is widely known that oregon and texas are the best two teams. it is a shame that a team like ohio state who has to PAY players to come to their program gets cheap wins smh
     
  31. zachary

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    smells like poor in here
     
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  32. 40wwttamgib

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    does 24 count?
     
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    That kid has pubic hair looking beard and is a trash bag human

    he also lost twice to a very bad Georgia team this year

    But enjoy the memories participating in a semifinal game
     
  34. zachary

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    idk why you are so mad at texas
     
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  35. 40wwttamgib

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    is this satire?
     
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  36. repoocs

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    No. So let's get to 25.
     
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  37. bwi2

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    you have a massive structural advantage in comparison to every team in the country except the one you played tonight and yet you seem to just be happy to be here. Sorry for your decades of underachieving?
     
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  38. fish

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    We encourage rehabilitation and conquering addiction demons now, pal. No need to go down that road.
     
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  39. zachary

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    yeah i am extremely happy to be here actually and so would a lot of teams. texas has been a fucking joke for the last 15 years with the same amount of money so it is refreshing and nice to finally have a team that can do something
     
  40. lunchbox

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    It takes time to build a program - all I see is upward improvement overall.
     
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  41. Roy

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    That’s fair. Edited
     
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  42. bertwing

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    I share Fran’s disdain toward Texas. Fuck em
     
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  43. bwi2

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    something = feast on the bottom half of a bloated conference and get carried by the refs into the semis

    if you're going to destroy college football you better do better than that
     
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  44. zachary

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    whatever makes you feel better bud
     
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  45. Line 4 Guy

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    :laugh: dipshit
     
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    The "everyone sucks" mentality has gotten really old. Some people just like to say it over and over and over about everyone. Idk if people are just trolling or dumb but damn.
     
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  48. The Banks

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    If we didn’t have putrid QB play across the board a lot of these good to very good teams would be considered very good to elite.
     
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