stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. bro

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    e-sports and dude perfect? what in the fuck

     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    ESPN trying to cultivate the YouTube generation. They’re just throwing shit against a wall and hoping some of it sticks
     
  3. bro

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    that generation ain't tuning in for 30 for 30s
     
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  4. allothersnsused

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    Yeah you can almost hear these being pitched by execs rather than filmmakers or sports fans.
     
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  5. Sub-Zero

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    A whole lot of 40 something parents would be interested in knowing more about dude perfect if they have kids who love them. It’s also a really interesting story in the sense they’ve gone from videos to trying to build a theme park.

    not sure if it fits for 30 for 30 but ESPN has an audience for it
     
  6. bro

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    Dude Perfect have been relevant for like 10+ years. Parents who wanted to learn more about them have already done so. Not sure who this is for.
     
  7. Gallant Knight

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    If I want to watch Aggies doing cringe shit I’ll just watch a game
     
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  8. Sub-Zero

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    Does it matter? It’s just one episode. Almost everything they talk about is some old topic. Maybe the doc is interesting. But it’s sports adjacent and relevant. Not sure worth complaining about and there is plenty to complain about with espn programming.

    all I was saying is that the audience isn’t just 10-16 year olds.
     
  9. spagett

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    I don't feel like I'm being a dick here for saying I don't find that interesting at all
     
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  10. zachary

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    im guessing you have a dude perfect hat and subscribe to their youtube channel
     
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  11. bro

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    it is one episode of a 5 episode season. two of the episodes are immediate losers. of course the topics are "old," that is the point. Doing a doc on a group of youtubers who are still active seems like a real waste of a time slot.

    and sports adjacent :laugh:
     
  12. DriveByBBQ

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    They should do a 30 for 30 type series focused entirely on the business of sports. Contract negotiations, stadium deals, endorsements, team owner bios, blown up deals/trades that never happened, etc…a sophisticated deep dive into the finances…
     
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  13. spagett

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    It's a Good Morning America segment, if anything
     
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  14. NP13

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    The fuck is Dude Perfect?
     
  15. zeberdee

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    the trick shot guys. one of the original acts that made it big through youtube.
     
  16. NP13

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    Ah
     
  17. Sub-Zero

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    My 7 year old thinks they’re cool. That’s the extent of it. I’m not trying to convince you to be interested, I’m just saying their ascension is notable and I just shrug they are doing 30for30 on them. It’s not like they went straight to the Taylor Swift well or something.

    You guys are really reaching to hate something on this one. It probably will be forgettable. You’re overreacting
     
  18. zeberdee

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    I'm not hating on dude perfect really, I'm just skeptical there's an untold story about them that needs to be told.
     
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  19. bro

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    I'm sure there have been 100 articles on this already. plus their own YT channel.

     
  20. DriveByBBQ

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    Need a documentary on Bobby Bonilla’s contract.
     
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  21. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I would like to hate on Dude Perfect, specifically and repeatedly.
     
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  22. Sub-Zero

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    Probably true. But espn hasn’t spent time on them I guess and are just presenting something. Plenty of 30for30s are previously told stories just in a different place.
     
  23. Sub-Zero

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    The John skipper/david Samson segment on the lebatard show goes into this although I don’t think Samson is the greatest person for it. But I agree it would be just a good ongoing show, nevermind a limited series.
     
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  24. zeberdee

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    we can get Neil deGrasse Tyson to explain time value of money to people.
     
  25. roggins

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    Green screens. That is the untold story.
     
  26. zeberdee

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    now if you told me it was going to be some exposé, you'd have my attention.
     
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  27. FresnoGator

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    The story is out there and it's been done in shorter segments. 100% due to projections from the supposed returns the Wilpons (Mets owners) were getting from their buddy, Bernie Madoff, which turned out to be beyond fantastical ...
     
  28. spagett

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    It's just not an interesting sports story

    If Nate Burleson intro'd a segment for it, I'd say yea that checks out
     
  29. El_Pato

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    I absolutely hate the Dude Perfect commercial for Smoothie King, and it plays every break during Rangers games. That's all I know about them, so fuck them
     
  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    I have no idea what Dude Perfect is and I have no interest in watching a short film to learn more.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    Who knew Sub-Zero was such a Dude Perfect fan?
     
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  32. cdaysker

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    Augusta National allowing Dude Perfect to film one of their stupid videos on the course was upsetting
     
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  33. zeberdee

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    why do people feel so strongly toward Dude Perfect?
     
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    Because they got incredibly rich by "simply" doing trick shots on YT and that pisses normal people with normal jobs off
     
  35. zeberdee

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    soft
     
  36. bro

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  37. Shinzon

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    ESPN should do a 30-for-30 exposé on Baby Gronk’s dad and his journey from failed musician to professional grifter. And they can pay the real Gronk to finally get in a room with him.
     
  38. 1

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    Lol fuck off. I was answering the question morons. I don't give a shit either way about them.
     
  39. wes tegg

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  40. seanofthedead86

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    A buddy of mine in college was convinced Dude Perfect did all their trick shots in one take.
     
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  41. spagett

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    EPIC
     
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  42. The Banks

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    RGIII fired?
     
  43. theseasonisover

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    He’s a straight white male, why wouldn’t they?
     
  44. Shinzon

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    I bet he was totally mindfucked when someone did the “got your nose” trick on him.
     
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  45. ButchCassidy

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    one can only hope
     
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  46. bro

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    think he just got taken off MNF. not fired from ESPN
     
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  48. Sub-Zero

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    Hoo boy is espn having a day
     
  49. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  50. Sub-Zero

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