Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

$5.78 is a really affordable airport beer.

Should’ve gone chicken crispers though.

 

Did you get there super early just to get hammered at the airport where you live?

 

My assistant was supposed to mail out a bunch of pre-opening marketing packages for a nightclub opening (engraved liquor bottle, assorted marketing materials) and also send a funeral arrangement to a funeral that I am unable to attend.

She sent the funeral party a pre-opening marketing package and sent a client a funeral arrangement. So those were some fun texts.

 

This is literally the best restaurant in the St Louis airport. Used to get the boneless buffalo wings and fries.

 

The St Louis to Atlanta Friday evening flight was about as reliable as Josh Gordon's sobriety.

 

Note to self, never layover at STL.

 

What animal is programming their point of sale (pricing in the computer back of house system), none of those amounts make any sense whether tax inclusive or exclusive. lol

 

The fuck is a beer tax?

 

Do you even sin tax bro?

 

I’d be destitute if Florida had a liquor tax.

 

You pay 6%?

 

Anywhere from 6%-7.5% sales tax, depending on the county.

 

Which is worse than almost everywhere.

Edit:

https://www.nwitimes.com/entertainm..._d5c0a40d-49c6-5dca-a7c9-21551e1caacd.html#50

 

That’s the tradeoff for not having a state income tax.

 

SEVEN Coors Lights?

 

Stupid shit that guy did is what that is

 

I have to drink 1 coors light for every time a&m has beaten Arkansas in a row

lechnerd

 

I think I would rather have that kind of sales tax than this gem of a state tax system

 

Woof

 

Don't forget the ever popular full service gas station "tax."

 

That’s more than I end up paying in federal and state combined.

 

my god you guys have no idea, check out Canada tax rates for alcohol, income....etc

 

That’s just federal, provincial takes the same

 

Also 15 % on everything you buy, excepts alcohol. That is around 50% except beer

 

Your income must be very little

 

I hadn’t consider that hack

 

She steals my comfy pants every morning and I wake up in my underwear. My morning routine is wake.up,watch that get up show before work. Maybe drink a protein shake but damn girl get your own comfy pants. I like to wear them till I actually have to get dressed.

 

How many shots in are you?

 

2 small glasses of bourbon. Nothing too crazy. I’m tapering down. I go to the doc on Monday so hopefully I haven’t destroyed my liver. I’m on a program now.

 

When I was a kid my mom thought she bought tickets to the chiefs(home) vs cowboys game (she likes cowboys, I like chiefs)....it was in Dallas so I didn’t get to go.

 

It’s called itemizing breh

 

But also yes I’m poor

 

No. I toss them on the floor and she sometimes gets up after I’m asleep b/c I snore really loud. Then puts them on sleeps on the couch for a bit then gets up and gets back in bed before I wake up. I don’t always get the pants back though.

 

You should rip the pants off her as soon as you wake up.

1) she likes the aggressiveness and gives you sexy time
AND/OR
2) you get your pants back

Win/win imo.

 

She gives them back as soon as we wake up but sometimes she’s making coffee or in the shower and tossed in some weird place. It irritates me. She decided we’d put them over the chair in the bedroom. It worked well for the most part but this morning I had to walk out in my underwear and ask for my pants while she was eating cereal. She promised me she would buy me at least 5 more. So that’s cool.

 

5?

 

They’re nice comfy pants. I am fairly sure she was exaggerating though. I think she just wants some for herself.

 

She should probably just buy herself one pair. Problem solved

 

She is really smart

 

Do you sniff the goodness?

 

Yeah that’s what I just said above. Sometimes she thinks it’s all cute but I’m not playing games. Give me the damn pants.

 

I guess you could say she wears the pants in the relationship

Spoiler

be back after my laps