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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bertwing, May 16, 2016.
Clown Baby is jealous I stopped meeting him for beers so I could go to my DC socialite events.
Visiting the insurrectionists at the DC jail is a socialite event now huh
My wife was just sleeping with her eyes open grinding her teeth. I decided to take a picture and it ended about as poorly as you can imagine (with her getting woken up grabbing for the bright light [not my dong] interrupting her graceful slumber).
Meanwhile, Eathan Edwards is requesting input about how high the thong should come up his wife’s ass and Tobias is policing another thread.
Just another day in TMB paradise.
Edit: I guess Tobias could be just picking the low hanging fruit of criticizing EE.
Tobias’ recent posts itt are best summed up by a scene from the 90s legal thriller Jury Duty
You took a flash photo of her face while she was sleeping? Pfft
Using flash at all SMH
We were out at a dinner this week with 3 other couples, one of the gfs used flash for a photo of the meal and it was a pretty nice place so bf gave her shit about it being impolite/embarrassing.
Blow up argument ensued including....and I quote - "I'll show you embarrassing"
You’ll never believe what happened next!
Nah that was pretty much it - just loudness and them leaving and immediately getting back together.
But it totally screwed the rest of us having to sit there after the fact.
Lol - they made a big disturbance, exited the restaurant, and left the other six of you to sit there and catch stink eye from the rest of the patrons for the rest of your meals?
Yup - and I'm in hospitality in the city so I knew other guests and staff there.
Basically my worst nightmare.
Oh and also they didn't have to pay their portion of the bill. lol
Youve been had
Staging a huge fight and walkout with my significant other at a white tablecloth restaurant right before the check comes
A buddy of mine and his wife once got so fucked up at dinner they left before their entrees came. They thought they’d finished their meals after appetizers. They at least had the decency to leave a card.
“We get it, Eathan, you go to restaurants with friends” - Tobias
I’m sorry but PBRs were only $1 at Hooters that night
Went out to dinner with BIL and his GF. GF's fucking on his asshole the entire time, it was so fucking uncomfortable. Real nice place, wasn't really apparent to surrounding guests until her entree arrived and she lit the waitress up like I have never ever seen before. She was out of control murder rage angry. Waitress leaves and she starts laying into BIL, wife slams down her napkin and says, "Enough" and walks to the bathroom. The woman turns to me and says, "Willpepe, is she mad at me?" I could not believe it, I laughed and said, "Yeah, very mad right now."
And that was the last time we went out to eat with them.
Willpépé edited that post to clarify that GF’s fucking on his asshole instead of GFas fucking in his asshole and I’m more confused now
Sorry there were four people there. BIL, his GF, my wife and myself. His GF was out of control.
I finished work up about 30 minutes ago and had a martini. Apologies in advance.
That’s not the part I’m confused by!
So we're back to dinner kink shaming....after all we've been through
Whose asshole was being fucked and why did the waitress get chewed out?!
“Im sorry ma’am but you can’t fuck his asshole in here”
She was on his ass...... you never heard that term?
His girlfriend was on his case and nagging him from the moment we met them there. That parlayed into her taking out the way her protein was cooked on the waitress. Like the way she spoke to that woman I would never talk to someone like that.
There's a cork fee for that here maam.
I was waiting for “she had shit on her finger” or something
I’ve heard “on his ass” but that’s not what you said.
I’ve heard “on his ass” but not “fucking on his asshole.” Here’s what you do: you buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re gonna be surprised by some of your phrasing.
Clown Baby is on a heater
I've lived in the Deep South, Manhattan, Wyoming, Miami, and LA - never have I heard the term "on his asshole"....in that context of course
On his ass.... yes I have heard
Fucking on his asshole..... no, I have not heard that before
So, anybody know if Hoss Bonaventure is alive these days?
In the thickest Philly voice imaginable
“yeah, she was focking on his acehole”
I'll be honest, this makes perfect sense now.
The waitress asks can I refeel yer wooder and she blose up
Refeel that jawn.
Clown Baby is gonna fuck on some assholes tonight
This Clown Baby feller seems smart, funny, and probably very handsome too. How have I never noticed before?
She was having sex on his asshole, which was the origin of the confrontation
“Were you having the fuck on my asshole?”
[Read in whatever accent you please]
My first thought when I saw that was, “Who would wear that?”
I’m so out of tune WRT, well, everything.
Nothing wrong with that.
Out of context.
Willpépé, you blow hard!
Two of her friends from Yale/Florida dressed about this aggressively to go to the gay bars by our house last week.
I was not prepared for the level of rowdiness a bunch of nerds were bringing to the table.
None of you have really been assfucked by your spouse and it shows smh
On this week's episode of ned learns how much stuff his wife buys when he goes to sell it, we have $400 in sleep sacks and swaddles
My wife is wanting to organize our house and clean up by…. Buying more stuff. I’ve done it before and got my asshole fucking but I’m about to just start throwing stuff away without her permission.
I'm pretty sure I could sneak something out every day for a month before my wife would realize anything was missing