Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Rabid

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    Just make sure you get a wife that won’t kill you or do takeout instead of delivery for pizza so you know it’s warm.
     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

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    When we moved in September, the moving company broke my plasma tv. Since the move was done through my wife’s employer, she has to initiate the paperwork. Despite my many requests, she has not started the process to get compensated for damaged goods. I’m so god damn annoyed by it. I told her I’m not disposing if the tv until she files the paperwork, so this busted 55” is sitting on my living room floor for the next year or five.
     
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  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    This man right here just fighting a never ending war.

    god speed
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Just buy a new tv
     
  5. Name P. Redacted

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    Just asked her, “would it help your memory if I moved the tv to the upstairs living room?”

    “I’m not doing it. It’s too much paperwork.”
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    I did. It’s about the principle.
     
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  7. ned's head

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    Feels like doing the form yourself would be faster than asking one time. Imo
     
  8. ned's head

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    Although I will say that my wife likes to pause the tv and leave it, so I plan on making her use it forever if it ever burns in just on principle
     
  9. jbr

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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    In truth I will recycle it after the six month window for claims passes. Her employer is the military so she’s probably right that the paperwork is annoying as shit. And because it’s the military, I have no idea where to even get the paperwork myself or if I even can.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Sounds like you’re not supporting the troops
     
  12. Hatfield

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    Gf: We should do gumbo for dinner tomorrow!

    Me: OK, sure. *Give her recipe/ingredient list for the grocery store*

    Gf: You know I don’t like green peppers or celery (ridiculous, I know) so let’s just leave them out.

    Me: Ughhh those are pretty important, they’re literally the base of most Cajun dishes *Mansplain holy trinity to her*

    Gf: You’re such a dick. I’ve definitely had gumbo without green peppers before. I hate the taste Id recognize them. *Gets mad and storms out of room*

    The worst part is, she lived in Lake Charles, LA for a year and a half after college so the ignorance is really staggering.
     
  13. mal630

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    This is a bad one for me. I bought a sick 75" TV and it's always paused when I walk in the door. Of course she says she just paused it 2 minutes ago but you know its been hours.
     
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  14. bertwing

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    Moving company will probably just tell you to fuck off, you should’ve moved it yourself.
     
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  15. Gert B Frobe

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  16. SpartanGA

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    see if there is a screensaver setting.
     
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  17. SpartanGA

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    My GF says many of her ex bfs would not let her dress ‘sexy’ at all when they went out. Call her a slut etc. The outfit examples are what any attractive women wears. And she looks amazing in them. They’d claim she wants other dudes to look at her and want to fuck her. When she’s doing it for her bf and herself. So crazy.

    wtf is up with some of these dudes and can anyone relate? I assume they were insecure af.
     
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  18. Name P. Redacted

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    There’s a lot of shitty dudes out there
     
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  19. mp_22

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    Lots of dudes are insecure, seems like they don’t realize what they have in front of them
     
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  20. COVIDiskilingme79

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    They know what they have in front of them and they don't feel like they can hold onto it. If some other guy is interested, they think the girl will leave for that guy.

    Aka small dick energy
     
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  21. IHHH

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    call her a slut?

    jesus, how old are you?

    Edit- not calling you out by the way, I am just trying to grasp the situation. I have heard that younger guys are complete assholes to women nowadays
     
  22. SpartanGA

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    these guys are 30s and 40s. Truly just insecure pieces of shit.
     
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  23. SpartanGA

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    my thoughts actually. I want my girl looking hot.
     
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  24. IHHH

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    one of my good friend once drop the wisdom on everybody ´I don’t get why I should be mad when other guys look at my gf, I will be annoyed when they stop looking’
     
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  25. Rabid

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    Yes. I’d rather be Pete Davidson, with everybody asking how the fuck is he hitting that, than a guy with a girl that isn’t that hot.
     
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  26. wes tegg

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    I think, at times, they like us to be jealous.
     
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  27. IHHH

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    No, they like us to acknowledge that they look beautiful
    being jealous is always a huge red flag.
     
  28. WhiskeyDelta

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    Call the TMO office of whatever base you're at and tell them you need the claims paperwork. The bored E4 working the desk will honestly assume you're the military member not the spouse cuz sexism. Or if you're on the orders you can definitely fill out the paperwork
     
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  29. Eathan Edwards

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    100% was going with this same gameplan - told the wife she had to be able to justify every item or we needed to get rid of it.

    Makes an excel sheet with notes on each item of why it's important to her, etc.

    Just letting her have whatever she wants at this point. The effort alone is enough for me to wave the white flag.
     
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  30. Marbles

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    I threw away something that hadn’t been touched in two years. Sure as shit a week later she came
    Looking for something thrown away.
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    My divorce definitely wasn't kosher. I'm still livid she threw away a box of koozies I had gathered up since college. That was probably 3 years prior to the divorce.

    They were boxed up and out of the way. We had plenty of attic/garage space if they needed to be moved from the spare bedroom closet.
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    Truth

    I’ll give it a shot
     
  33. Dump

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  34. Marty Kaan

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    I’m from Lake Charles. I’ve attached the “Lake Charles” recipe for you.
     

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  35. Marty Kaan

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    Fwiw I’ve done it with both and done it with neither and the difference isn’t that pronounced to me. The stock is the most important to me and I typically do that the day before.
     
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  36. Marty Kaan

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    If I were you, I’d photoshop the (optional) out of these pics and use it to stunt on her, but I’m toxic so maybe not the best idea?
     
  37. bigred77

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    I need some file' or a sassafras tree
     
  38. Marty Kaan

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    Amazon sells it
     
  39. letan

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    It’s a monthly battle with my soon to be wife to not throw away any of my old koozies. Will I ever use most of them again? No but damnit I wanna keep them anyways
     
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  40. -Asshole-

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    I have a 20-something year old Cheweez koozie. I’ve taken it to the virgin islands several times. If it got tossed out on purpose…I’m not sure what I would do, but I would be super pissed. E32EB006-7439-4AE4-A39C-51DA652049C6.jpeg
     
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  41. bigred77

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    I've got a bag full of koozies hanging in the garage next to the beer fridge
    Some I could part with. But some are special.
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

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    What is a special koozie? This sounds like some overly sentimental bullshit about something that is $0.10.
     
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  43. -Asshole-

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    My cheeweez koozie is actually a good quality neoprene, not the cheap lightweight foam that a lot of koozies are made with these days, but I get what you’re saying and you’re right. It’s only sentimental value. I’ve done a lot of boozing with it over a couple decades and would be mad if it was thrown away by my wife on purpose.
     
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  44. NineteenNine

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    A high quality koozie isn’t something you find every day. Gotta hold on to those. Like my A Chi O St Patrick’s Day party one from 2003.
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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  46. wes tegg

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    Grab me a beer from that ice chest on the wharf and put a hugger on it for me. Did I mention Mardi Gras started in Mobile?
     
  47. Capstone 88

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    Love how your Costas go with your Barbour
     
  48. NineteenNine

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    The koozie is actually from 2001. NineteenNine regrets the error.
     
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  49. One Two

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    - Caution Wet Weiners III
     
  50. Boom TittyMilk

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    With your AFCO shorts
     
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