the fact that this happened to two women within the orbit of TMB means its happened hundreds or thousands of times this year and that just brings a warm smile to my face
This came up due to the Ole Miss Beard hire thread but MLS had not seen the Marshall Henderson gif until literally this morning so now is heavily debating how many shirts to make with some form of screenshot of it in addition to the "Lane is Daddy" shirts that are already confirmed. On a scale of 1-10 how much security will I need to hire for this #Auburn Tigers This is a crew of girls coming in hot for the football game this year at Auburn - I really don't even want to attend at this point due to the imminent amount of stress and obvious camera time.
Pretty much figured that - I didn't think anyone would give a shit about the Lane one but thought there could be some potential hot-button people on the Marshall one. Gotta be honest - my biggest dread is if both of our teams somehow manage to be decent and it actually got any tv attention.
Marshall was like a decade ago and nearly no one cares about what the fans of a lesser SEC program does
Auburn is also probably the softest fanbase on earth whom try to pride themselves on being Jesus-like and accepting others into our fambuleh for a wonderful Saturday on the plains
Look, I'm still working on this It's probably just going to be a Marshall Ole Miss Jersey with an under cut off shirt that says Lane is Daddy We're definitely still going to need security just to avoid several getting completely lost
WED is right; they’re super soft. They are cripplingly insecure, though. Auburn fans get really mad when you compare the city/campus to Starkville, even affectionately.
The cow pastures enhances the vibe of being a village....the loveliest village. We don't want to be a city, dirty lib
My wife and all the girls in my family went on a 3 night cruise two weekends ago. When she came back, she had 14(!!!) packages.... I left them all by the entryway and everyone on the cruise came to our house after the cruise/before flying out and they all were like ,"WTF, why are there so many boxes". Since then I think we've only received 2 packages.
My mom bought tickets for her and I to go to the Cowboys vs Chiefs when I was a kid. We drove to KC and realized the game was in Dallas.
My now wife once booked me a trip to meet her and her family out in northern iceland. Whole trip was 3 flights. Flight 1: Miami-Boston Flight 2: Boston-Iceland Flight 3: Southern Iceland-Northern Iceland. One small problem. The flight to northern iceland was at a completely different airport over an hour away when I had a total layover of about 2 hours. That was quite the stressful 2 hours and an expensive as shit taxi ride.
How much time were you actually able to spend there? Removing all forms of transit and hotel checkin amount of time. That sounds like a whirlwind.
We spent a week in iceland. It was awesome. Love that country. They continued on to Europe, but I had to go back home, was new to my job at that point and couldn't afford to take 2+ weeks off of work.
A few years ago my wife's friend bought her husband tickets to the Bucs/Falcons game for his birthday (they're falcons fans) along with flights and a hotel. They get to the airport and run into our good friend who is from Tampa and going home to see family for the weekend. They told him about their trip and he starts cracking up because it was a Falcons home game. They ended up watching it at a bar in Tampa
Fully falling on my sword here that I misread it somehow and thought you said this trip had to be accomplished in 3 days and was just thinking of how much of a shitshow that would be as a gift.
At some point there should be a ranking for the thread I hope I'm not included but obviously our neighbor's daughter is up there
The person having to go to court for the herding cats or whatever is probably my favorite off the top of my head
bertwing 's wife wanting their child to take a real muzzle loader to school for some play is my fave off the top of my head
So thus far we have: southlick having to go to court for his wife feeding what I have to assume was an absurd amount of cats bertwing having to prevent his wife from taking an active firearm to a show and tell at school strong start
I would like to resubmit my wife for wanting me to bring a cover to our neighbors house and ask them to put it on, or to cover half our house walls in aluminum foil because they got a 5G wifi electric meter
I started the initial thread because my wife backed our Denali into my sons Charger in our driveway, a few months after she backed into her moms car in our driveway. We had a rear camera and sensors beeping at her and everything. But definitely trying to let our daughter take a shotgun to Pioneer Day at school as a ~7 year old was definitely the blondest moment of her life
I bought a solar powered light to hang off the top of my deck for some extra light at night for my dog. Well, where I decided to hang the light isn't getting enough solar to recharge it and probably won't for another few weeks because of how high the sun currently gets. I was telling my wife this and she says: well you'll get another hour of sun this weekend when the time changes so that should help. I was like:
more endearing than anything, but had my dad or stepdad had a TMB of their own when I was a kid this would have been a submission when I was going to start playing T-ball at age 5 my mom bought me a baseball glove. Since I'm right handed it made perfect sense to her to get a glove that goes on my right hand. Thankfully the kid next door who was a couple of years older came over and corrected the fact that I was trying to throw the ball while it was in my glove before I made it to the first practice that afternoon
I'm incorporating this with the court case of feeding cats, she's on a heater....and I for one, am here for it.
Cats at large was an absolute classic and I still chuckle any time I see more than 2 cats in someone's yard
CUgator My guy is a Saint, who travels 15 minutes across town every Christmas to stay at his in-laws.
Look buddy you've got to learn how to throw from the glove if you want to compete in Louisiana T-ball.