Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. b0ne5

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    Is this a real thing? Do people still scoff at others for driving “foreign” cars?
     
  2. WhiskeyDelta

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    I gathered it's less a foreign thing and more a Nissan being a lower-tiered brand. Which was also news to me. Their decently mid-tier cars here in England.
     
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  3. bigred77

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    How the fuck is this discussion about the car brand and not "how you are 'about' to win it?
     
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  4. WhiskeyDelta

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    The reality that Ethan and MLS inhabit has a much more ambitious "Random Event Generator" than the rest of us so it's not even a surprise really.
     
  5. Name P. Redacted

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    Scoffing at others for not wearing a suit on an airplane is normal though, right? Reading comprehension low.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    Sounds like you need to give up on solar and hardwire those things big guy
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    The joke was that the Nissan Sentra is a $20k car. (That b0ne5 apparently drives in a suit).
     
  8. ButchCassidy

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    Also wondering how we went so long without asking about the details. We’re slipping!
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    Charity raffle situation - I still don't have the complete details other than apparently I have a Nissan Sentra now because she got home and passed the fuck out.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    $20,000 in raffle tickets will up your chances
     
  11. Eathan Edwards

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    There is no telling what side bets she had going simultaneously.
     
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  12. Eathan Edwards

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    So apparently we don't own it, it's a one year paid for lease by the dealership - so this car undoubtedly will be in contention with our neighbor's daughter's car for the most towed car in the city.
     
  13. Eathan Edwards

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    See this is a justifiable fear because it absolutely will happen at some point.

    I want the wood grain limo one though.
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    I would put 100k miles on that Sentra.
     
  15. MLS

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    Cross country tour part deux :bananallama:
     
  16. Bruce Bowen

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    Sorry kids Dad isn't gonna be around this weekend. Too busy getting my miles worth on my 1 year free Sentra rental.
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    I know I have a lot of random shit happen to me - but getting stuck with a car that we don't want or need definitely ranks up there.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    I would probably try to find a way to sublease it to a friend for a couple hundred bucks a month
     
  19. CF3234

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    not really something you can do with cars. Dangerous Instrumentality doctrine opens him up to way too much liability.

    PSA never lend your car to ANYONE.
     
  20. Festus McBadass

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    Are you obligated to receive the car? Can’t you just refuse it?
     
  21. Bruce Bowen

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    Add uber driver to the resume imo
     
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  22. ned's head

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    Wouldn't a sublease shift the liability to the new signing party? I see lease assumptions on car forums all the time, but definitely never done it.
     
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  23. CF3234

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    You can assume someone's lease, but you can't waive your own liability when it comes to someone driving your car. It's why car dealerships have insurance minimums as a term of the lease.
     
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  24. Jimmy the Saint

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    Why do you have to accept it?
     
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  25. One Two

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    For the content
     
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Pretty much.
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    But seriously we'll definitely decline this unless there is some other strategy that I am currently not privy to.

    I don't have much of a need for a Sentra to sit on the street for a year.
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    Like hell you will
     
  29. wes tegg

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    See if it can drift.
     
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  30. NP13

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    didn't realize they still made the Sentra
     
  31. wes tegg

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    You must not Uber much.
     
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  32. NP13

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    actually, never
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    Wait, what?
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    I'm baffled this is what you decided I meant
     
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  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    the grove comment went unnoticed apparently
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    I imagine he doesn't know what that is
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Give the Sentra to Dirty Mike and the Boys.
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    If you’re worried about liability from loaning out the car, just sublet out your house and live in the car.

    Free money.
     
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  39. Degausser

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    Not sure if he's saying never does or never has. If the former, I'm in the same boat. I've only used it a handful of times ever and none in the last couple years.
     
  40. NP13

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    both. i literally have no use for it
     
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  41. hood b. goode

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    This

    I aint turning up my nose at no free japanese-made car
     
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  42. Degausser

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    I get it. I don't either in my every day life. There have been a few instances where I was out of town and it came in handy.
     
  43. CoastalOrange

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    I feel like that's not even a blip on the radar for me when reading abt your life. At most, it's standard stuff.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    you have never been in an Uber?
     
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  45. Jigga

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    There’s a minimum height to ride
     
  46. NP13

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    no, i don't need one to go to work and back. plus, i don't drink or travel, so that's like 99% of the uses for them.
     
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  47. MLS

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    I think Ethan has exclusively Uber'd for like 6 or 7 years

    I've witnessed him drive a car maybe 10 times during our marriage
     
  48. MLS

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    Me and Ethan debated whether he was talking about the Grove in Oxford or the Grove mall in Weho for an unacceptable amount of time
     
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  49. wes tegg

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    Live a little.
     
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  50. DollarBillHokie

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    Having to be in a Sentra for the time equivalent of 100,000 miles in a year is my nightmare.