Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. wes tegg

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    Some people lack true commitment to the bit.
     
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  2. jbr

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    My wife (and older son) committed to an overnight trip with another mom (and kids) this weekend. The location of the camp is the red pin and you have to hike 5 miles to get there, spend the night in a cabin, and hike 5 miles back out tomorrow.

    She just spent $453 at REI buying rain gear, new hiking boots, etc because she’s too much of a pushover to back out due to the terrible weather.
     
  3. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  4. SpartanGA

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    don’t forgot tax implications prior to accepting. It ain’t free.
     
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  5. bigred77

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    Let us just enjoy the moment please
     
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  6. Eathan Edwards

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    Just let me enjoy my Sentra in peace before it gets towed away never to be heard from again.
     
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  7. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Then it becomes a tax write off
    :babyneedabottle:
     
  9. beerme

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    can’t write off tickets / penalties. Wish I could nyc is brutal
     
  10. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Oh no I’m not going to take this free car because of the tax liability!
     
  11. Simon Templar

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    What color is the Sentra going to be? If we’re being honest since it’s free you should get it neon rainbow wrapped so people know you mean business

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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Memory unlocked of putting this paint job on all my cars in a PS2 racing game I had.
     
  13. Degausser

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    If it wasn't Need For Speed Underground 2, I'm mad at you.
     
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  14. Gizmoandsooz

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    Went to my parents place today and my mum was about to take the dog for a walk when it was pissing down rain.
    Walk didn't last long. Dog decided to be really playful after the walk.
     
  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I thought you were in Australia, not Alabama
     
  16. Gizmoandsooz

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    In Australia it is Autumn and it's been raining
     
  17. NP13

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    In America it's spring, and it's raining
     
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  18. Fuck this

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    except for fucking down here. Everything is dead except the transplants
     
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  19. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Guess who's under the house about to take apart plumbing because their wife lost her engagement ring down the shower drain
     
  20. ned's head

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    Is it the same person who will find it in the dresser drawer a few hours after you finish?
     
  21. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Thankfully it caught in the U trap thing so that went well. Kinda figured it would likely catch there but my wife was understandably pretty upset about the situation.
     
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  22. NoNatty

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    Headed to dinner tonight and Portland and are stopped at a light. My wife looks over and says, “Weird, I wonder how you get to that target drive up.”
     
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  23. seanofthedead86

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    Me: "Why would the Braves play at home on Jackie Robinson Day?"
    Wife, staring into her teriyaki chicken bowl: "Fuck I'm thinking of Hank Aaron"
     
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  24. fattus

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    I’ve done this more than once. Last time was 5 months ago.
     
  25. Name P. Redacted

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    My wife never watches the videos I send her. I’m considering divorce.
     
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  26. ned's head

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    How many clips on the juggalos can one lady watch?
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

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    at least one more
     
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  28. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    My wife does the same thing but makes me watch the atrocious SEC Shorts videos with her. Sometimes they can be somewhat amusing, but are generally garbage.
     
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  29. Homo Erectus

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    Can't blame her.. She might be tired of the "Two Cats, One Cup" video you made.
     
  30. bertwing

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    We are cruising through news channels after my sons baseball game and eating dinner, and my 11 year old son just asked my wife what the BBC channel is and she said “big black cock?”
     
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  31. blind dog

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    after the shotgun to elementary idea this lady just earned a bust in canton
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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    Come on. Don't act like a "big black cock" hasn't slipped out of her mouth before :)
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Yeah for sure man
     
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  34. Homo Erectus

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    What was your response?
     
  35. bertwing

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    Basically this

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  36. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Early(ish) YouTube was the best
     
  37. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Flashback to her college days I bet
     
  38. bigred77

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    Out or in?
     
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  39. Homo Erectus

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  40. Homo Erectus

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    Annoyed..

    Wife was off today, but her cousin just picked her up for some drug rep dinner thing @ steakhouse. "Sorry, I didn't cook dinner and forget to text you to pick anything up while you're out." Whoever's home first cooks and +95% time it's me. As she was leaving "I think we have chicken nuggets in the freezer, bye".

    Not stupid, just inconsiderate since we had grilled steak kabobs last night and blackened chicken pasta the day before when it was my turn. Can't even throw something from CostCo in the oven. Smdh
     
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  41. blind dog

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    The horror, divorce her asap
     
  42. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    You forgot to log in to your CF account before posting this
     
  43. IHHH

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    her cousin works with her?
     
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  44. Homo Erectus

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    Not with her but same field
     
  45. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Use the opportunity to get some takeout you like and don't always get
     
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  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Women do be shoppin
     
  47. bertwing

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    Congrats on not having to argue with your wife on what’s for dinner and being allowed to get whatever tf you want

    why are we crying?
     
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  48. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    You’re a grown man just order something lmao
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

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    She's been lazy af lately and is pretty inconsiderate when it comes to eating on time or preparing food. Not end of the world, but it's one of the few things that always bugs me.

    This seems like a place to vent..
     
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  50. ned's head

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    I'm sorry for your annoyance but I got sidetracked halfway through the post trying to imagine my anxiety level if my wife was in charge of cooking on any day