My wife (and older son) committed to an overnight trip with another mom (and kids) this weekend. The location of the camp is the red pin and you have to hike 5 miles to get there, spend the night in a cabin, and hike 5 miles back out tomorrow. She just spent $453 at REI buying rain gear, new hiking boots, etc because she’s too much of a pushover to back out due to the terrible weather.
What color is the Sentra going to be? If we’re being honest since it’s free you should get it neon rainbow wrapped so people know you mean business
Went to my parents place today and my mum was about to take the dog for a walk when it was pissing down rain. Walk didn't last long. Dog decided to be really playful after the walk.
Guess who's under the house about to take apart plumbing because their wife lost her engagement ring down the shower drain
Thankfully it caught in the U trap thing so that went well. Kinda figured it would likely catch there but my wife was understandably pretty upset about the situation.
Headed to dinner tonight and Portland and are stopped at a light. My wife looks over and says, “Weird, I wonder how you get to that target drive up.”
Wife: "The Braves don't get to play at home on Jackie Robinson Day? That wasn't well thought out." Me: "Why would the Braves play at home on Jackie Robinson Day?" Wife, staring into her teriyaki chicken bowl: "Fuck I'm thinking of Hank Aaron"
My wife does the same thing but makes me watch the atrocious SEC Shorts videos with her. Sometimes they can be somewhat amusing, but are generally garbage.
We are cruising through news channels after my sons baseball game and eating dinner, and my 11 year old son just asked my wife what the BBC channel is and she said “big black cock?”
Annoyed.. Wife was off today, but her cousin just picked her up for some drug rep dinner thing @ steakhouse. "Sorry, I didn't cook dinner and forget to text you to pick anything up while you're out." Whoever's home first cooks and +95% time it's me. As she was leaving "I think we have chicken nuggets in the freezer, bye". Not stupid, just inconsiderate since we had grilled steak kabobs last night and blackened chicken pasta the day before when it was my turn. Can't even throw something from CostCo in the oven. Smdh
Congrats on not having to argue with your wife on what’s for dinner and being allowed to get whatever tf you want why are we crying?
She's been lazy af lately and is pretty inconsiderate when it comes to eating on time or preparing food. Not end of the world, but it's one of the few things that always bugs me. This seems like a place to vent..
I'm sorry for your annoyance but I got sidetracked halfway through the post trying to imagine my anxiety level if my wife was in charge of cooking on any day