Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. CF3234

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    Rage. All the rage
     
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  2. Snakes

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    This was the first year sending our kids to real public schools and learning the school schedule was not something that came natural to me or my wife. We are both pretty type B and are prone to doing some dumb shit. So needless to say we were surprised on Good Friday when we got the automatic notification at 10:00 AM from the school that our kindergartener did not show up to school today. I guess since I got the day off we both just assumed they'd cancel school too and the other one checked the schedule. Even worse we have burned up all the "parent excused" absences for vacation so we had to check him in right at lunch. Poor guy was pissed off and happily told his entire class that his parents forgot to take him to school.
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    I can't imagine how poorly I would do on a "pop quiz" of what is/isn't a school holiday.
     
  4. tylerdolphin

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    I'd have definitely gotten that one wrong as well if I had a kid in the US because we always had Good Friday and Easter Monday off in public school here.
     
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  5. Arrec Bardwin

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    Religious Holiday probably could have just rolled with it and not counted as Parent Excused
     
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  6. The Blackfish

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    Snakes feeling even dumber right now for not thinking of this
     
  7. bigred77

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    What's a parent excused absence?
    We don't have them
     
  8. Snakes

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    it's basically an absence for no good reason. so you have doctor excused and then they give you 10 free days to take off for vacations/funerals/etc.
     
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  9. Snakes

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    i think it's funny that you think me or my wife would be interested in doing the paperwork needed to pull something like that off.
     
  10. Arrec Bardwin

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    Cmon son. It’s against your particular denominations beliefs to fill out paperwork for religious days.
     
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  11. NP13

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    I've never seen a public school that doesn't get Good Friday off. Until now.
     
  12. Snakes

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    in Alabama of all places too
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    So if you take 10 days and grandma dies what happens?
     
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  14. Snakes

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    we had the second to last day blocked off for vacation so in that extremely unlikely scenario we would have just cut the vacation short. i guess there was a week where it could have burned us but what can i say buddy I tend to play fast and loose with the rules.
     
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  15. Whammy Business

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    Also, how old is your kid, 5? What are they going to do if he misses day 11, throw him in kindergarten jail?
     
  16. ned's head

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    Had a medical thing with anaesthesia today and told my wife that I'd be ready for pickup at around 11, but they'd call her 30 minutes out so I could just leave. Apparently her phone was off or on dnd and she didn't even leave until 11:15.
     
  17. Snakes

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    he's six. I opined the same thing to my wife. my guess is they could file some kind of parental negligence investigation if they really wanted to. or they could hinder him going to the next grade. I'm really not sure, but ultimately decided none of it was worth the hustle of dealing with whatever the consequences would have been.
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Huh. We don't have those here.

    We just went through it where we were going on vacation last week (timed around a wedding). It was the last week of school, so my wife called them ahead of time just to let them know our 3rd grader wasn't going to be there those final 4 days. The registrar at the school was acting like it was a huge deal and he he might get penalized or some shit, put our transfer for next year into jeopardy and all this shit.
    Like the the kids are doing anything those last few days anyway

    Wife had to call back and talk directly to the principal. Principal was just like "yea, don't worry about it. We won't even count them as absences."
     
  19. Rabid

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    My kids have school on Good Friday.
     
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  20. SpartanGA

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    My work doesn't have good Friday as holiday, but we have patriots day off. New England based.......
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    We got a full week off for Mardi Gras so that was always a good time.

    Horrible logically and basically just an excuse for school staff to be able to rage but LFG.
     
  22. Simon Templar

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    Does South Carolina still give state employees the option to take Confederate Independence Day off?
     
  23. Boom TittyMilk

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    We got Monday and Tuesday off for Mardi Gras
     
  24. COVIDiskilingme79

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    My wife is a teacher. She has kids who show up about 15-20% of the time. They file it with the state but nothing ever happens. There's literally no recourse so :idk:
     
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  25. goheels10

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    Same here. Love getting that day in mid late April.
     
  26. Eathan Edwards

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    I wake up to this having been completed. Not necessarily stupid just ridiculous.

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  27. Lip

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    I do love starburst tho
     
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  28. Eathan Edwards

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    Oh that whole roster could be done by EOD if I have any meetings here. Who is declining a Starburst offer?
     
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  29. Whammy Business

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    My beef with the all-reds pack is it's light on the two best flavors. By design, I'm sure.
     
  30. blind dog

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    team cherry >>>>>>
     
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  31. Arrec Bardwin

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    Absolute dumpster tier take.
     
  32. Whammy Business

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    Cherry and strawberry are the two best flavors, and there are consistently fewer of them than fruit punch and watermelon. Fruit punch is meh; watermelon can kick rocks.
     
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    Cherry is in the all red bag tho.
     
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  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    I thought you were saying Lemon and Orange were best flavors
     
  35. Whammy Business

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    I’m not a psychopath.
     
  36. NP13

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    Orange is best. Fight me at your nearest Publix
     
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  37. Whammy Business

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    Orange is the worst flavor of literally any candy. Seek help.
     
  38. NP13

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    Nah

    Banana
     
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  39. Whammy Business

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    Banana Laffy Taffy is goated.

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  40. Simon Templar

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    Banana Runts are p good too
     
  41. Simon Templar

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    Orange slices are the best orange flavored candy though
     
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  42. Whammy Business

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    I can get on board with this.
     
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  43. Simon Templar

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  44. Jigga

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    Putting this in spoiler since it doesn’t really apply here or anywhere else I just thought it was funny

    One of wifes best friends was in a relationship with then married to some jerk off who ran his mouth about me before I even met him. I basically refused to interact with him etc after.

    Wife was always upset because she wanted to vacation with them at some point.

    They’re now getting a divorce. The incorrect answer I said was at least we don’t have to vacation with them anymore
     
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  45. goheels10

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    my wife signed my oldest up for summer camps a few months ago. my youngest has care all summer, so activities for the oldest is the only issue.

    today, my wife sends me a text saying... camp needs forms for the oldest by Friday or he can't go all summer.

    me: uh, wut? I have received nothing regarding forms. Are emails going to you about this because I'm seeing nothing?
    her: this is the first email I've gotten
    me: well thats insane then, to send first emails today expecting full forms by Friday
    her: when we signed him up, they said they needed forms by June 2nd.
    her: I've been bringing it up for months
    me: yea, but we haven't seen the forms. today is the first email I've received about the forms.
    her: right but they might be in the portal.
    me: wtf is the portal? you signed them up. did you receive a portal invite, because I didn't?
    her: thats because I'm the one who signed him up.

    NO FUCKING SHIT

    can't wait to hash this out in person when she gets home.
     
  46. Gambler

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    You're about to be an asshole.
     
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  47. BayouMafia

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    how hard is it to fill out a form within 2 days?
     
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  48. goheels10

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    The last time I did this it was 28 pages.
     
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  49. BayouMafia

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    good lord

    kids just do not seem worth the hassle
     
  50. bigred77

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    Fucking lawyers man
     
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