Saw a $40 Uber charge amongst a few $5. I knew she hung out with friends. I asked if I needed to call Uber to report a mistake. She finally admitted to puking in dudes car.
That is a good deal. A cabbie in Chicago charged my friend at least an extra $100 for puking down the side of the car out the window.
Mom sends pics of buffalo from Tetons, girlfriend asks if we can ride one later this summer on vacation. You know the tune.
GF: good morning babe Me: good morning, did you sleep ok? GF: yep, i was pretty much coma toast as soon as i hit the bed! Me: GF: you're such an asshole! you know what i meant! she's a 4th grade English teacher...
I'm 6'3" ~220lbs. I gained ~40 lbs between junior and senior year in high school. I always figured it was because of lifting and eating a lot but I'm guessing my thyroid crapped out then because forty pounds is a shit ton for a 17 year old male who works out most days of the week. My dad has hypothyroidism too, apparently it is genetic. Never bothered to mention it to me or have me tested. Found out when I was 23 and got a health screening from work. Does she take levothyroxin?
I just looked and she has levothyroxin, Carbimazole, and propanolol - all for problems related to Graves. They don't seem to be able to stabilise her thyroid levels for any length of time.
That levothyroxin is a little tricky and she needs to be getting tested regularly as her dosages needed can and will change. Stress can abnormally change stuff too. My wife takes it and has Graves.
Yeah she gets tested every 4-6 weeks. Pregnancy didn't have a good effect. Does she (you) suffer with the "Graves' rage"?
Rarely, usually can crop up around her PMS time when her hormones are wonky. I usually will just put a Xanax in a piece of cheese and give it to her.
Apparently my wife thinks tap water or even filtered water is not good enough for my 15 year old daughter so she bought her a bunch of this
Well it’s water you can feel good about. Pure and Simple http://www.boxedwaterisbetter.com/our-water
There's a pizza place in Hermosa Beach that serves this stuff. It tastes like regular water, but drinking water out of a box is odd.
I would feel better if she could stick to the agreement that she doesn't work over the summer but won't spend money on needless shit. If they want water in a box I will rinse a damn milk carton.
Plus she probably drove to the store to get it and every time she's behind the wheel she's a substantial financial risk.
Wife went grocery shopping and came back with 5 dozen eggs. For the two of us. We eat eggs maybe a few times a week. When questioned, she cited it was a great deal and said she was going to eat more eggs. 3 days in, she is sick of eating eggs. Over/under how may eggs I throw away when they inevitably expire? I say 3 dozen. That "good deal" though..
Nevermind, i drank a few too many....i was actually implying that your daughter was probably having sex with a black man. But It was a terrible post
Oh lord no we aren't there yet thank God. I have her playing soccer 360 days a year. The other 5 are for church and drinking water out of a box apparently.
Just fucking refill those things when they aren't paying attention and tell them you picked some up while you were out.
I never get sick of eggs. I eat them every day for breakfast. That said, 5 dozen for two people is a ridiculous amount.
Make omelettes for dinner, a Spanish tortilla, and a quiche (or two). You'll at least knock 2 dozen out quickly with that and have food for a few days.
Posted this in the lazy thread. Th toilet paper holder swings open. It literally could not be any easier to change. Yet here we are.