Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Works out perfectly for Trump. In his mind, he now has wage free labor for the Texas portion of his wall.
     
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  2. Dump

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  3. Duck70

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    Yes, Texas is a very dumb and backwards state.
     
  4. Harrison Beck

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  5. Nandor the Relentless

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    "Right to life" lol
     
  6. ned's head

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  8. BellottiBold

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    "Outside counseling" is Texan for "someone who will incessantly berate you about your choice while reminding you that you could still just carry the pregnancy to term"
     
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  9. ned's head

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    There will be one approved facility in the state, and it will be open from 10-2 every third Tuesday of the month
     
  10. IHHH

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    Some would say it’s a dump
     
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  11. Wu

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    Outside counseling sounds like the abortion equivalent of conversion therapy
     
  12. steamengine

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    “I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo”

    “I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults”

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  13. ned's head

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    Slightly less dumb, until the senate blocks it and tops off the dumb for this legislative session

     
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  14. Wu

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    Another opportunity to be a little less shitty

    https://craftpac.org/action/

    I emailed all the legislators that it’s what Justice Kavanaugh would want
     
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  15. ned's head

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    :pffft: back to full blown stupid. I can't imagine how crusty the room must of been when a bunch of old white men crafted that gem
     
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  16. 40wwttamgib

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    You can almost hear the value of an A&M degree plummet.
     
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  17. jokewood

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    'Bout to add "Freelance Plumber" to my business card.
     
  18. steamengine

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    Ask me your plumbing questions

    :shitofdeath:
     
  19. Duck70

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    fify
     
  20. lechnerd

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    Fify
     
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  21. Wu

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    TX really is empowering the people

    Should asewage any naysaying for a while
     
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  22. JeremyLambsFace

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  23. lechnerd

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  24. AIOLICOCK

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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    Booooooooooooooo
     
  26. Wu

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  27. Dump

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  28. NineteenNine

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    Texas still has a ton of bad laws. Especially in relation to alcohol.
     
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  29. pez

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    And it is not beer delivery. It’s beer to go or letting breweries actually sell their beer direct. They were the last state to allow such a thing.
     
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  30. AlternativeFactsRule

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    So it was more "Texas, let's just be like everyone else"?
     
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  31. Buff_Ruffnek

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    :texassmug:
     
  32. NineteenNine

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    They still limit breweries ability to do that. The stupid fucking distros have way too much pull in Congress here.
     
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  33. * J Y *

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    BALLIN
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    can only sell growlers/crowlers from breweries here, its so dumb
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    I am still mind blown that venues have to submit alcohol revenues to TABC to correlate with their invoices - can’t imagine how that would go over in some other states.
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Wait - what was the save Chick-fil-A Bill?

    Legitimately have no idea what that was or could be - thought they are doing pretty well still.

    Also - not extremely plugged in to the Texas political landscape so assuming a lot of this thread will go entirely over my head.
     
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  37. pez

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    San Antonio voted not to allow Chik Fil A in the airport because of some of the organizations they support do not have the best record on LGBT rights. So Chik Fil A needed to be saved.

    Basically it’s billed as a religious freedom bill
     
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  38. Fran Tarkenton

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    the likes on this post say it all
     
  39. Killy Me Please

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    "Save Chick Fil A Bill" lol
     
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  40. Dump

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  41. steamengine

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    Never forget that the guy leading the charge to dismantle Obamacare is currently criminally indicted and using his power to avoid trial.

     
  42. Dump

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    I can’t believe he got re-elected

    but then again I can believe it
     
  43. steamengine

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    And this is his wife, a state senator.

     
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  44. Dump

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    pretty sure he is a Baylor alum too
     
  45. THF

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    What’s he looking at? Two different things?
     
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  46. Dump

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  47. Gallant Knight

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    Dan Patrick is the fucking worst
     
  48. Fusiontegra

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    Every time someone says “not time to politicize it”, I want the amount of money they accept from the NRA repeatedly published. Like, until it’s a number every person that sees their face thinks of.
     
  49. Gallant Knight

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    I mean Dan Patrick holds every single retarded republican opinion that they can possibly have

    He makes matt Gaetz look like a sincere person