Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. AlternativeFactsRule

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  2. ned's head

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    It's currently 95 degrees at 10:30 pm. What a stupid and broken place
     
  3. Zebbie

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    You get used to it after a while
     
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  4. ned's head

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    Oh boy

     
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  5. bigred77

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    What's AIM?
     
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  7. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I think you give them too much credit.
     
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  8. WhiskeyDelta

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    Mover unpacking my stuff when I got to Texas in March believes being gay is a crime against God and asks me point blank if I've been "saved"

    Mover packing my stuff today to leave Texas called black people bad movers because they're lazy and blamed Obama for there being Muslims in America.

    Thanks Texas. It's been a blast.
     
  9. Prospector

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    I hope you offended both of them and tipped approximately
     
  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    The former I definitely called him out on it directly. The latter I maneuvered him into agreeing that some socialist principles are good and then revealed they were socialist. Given that he has my stuff until it gets to Colorado, I hope it all arrives.
     
  11. ned's head

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  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Uhhhhh

     
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  14. Gallant Knight

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    Can not wait until he is voted out of office
     
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  15. ned's head

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    Do you even texas?
     
  16. AlternativeFactsRule

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    “This is definitely a party interested in making deals and compromising with those of differing viewpoints and will be good faith partners in government just as soon as Trump is gone.”

    - the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Cowboy coronavirus

     
  18. Iron Mickey

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    "but regulators don't seem concerned" describes like 40 years of government policy in the US
     
  19. ned's head

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    Trump fans have been eating shit for years. What's a little more?
     
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  20. Zebbie

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    sadly I think somebody’s gonna have to off him to get his dumb ass out of office
     
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  21. dome foam

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    Dan Patrick is a hemorrhoid.
     
  22. ned's head

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    Fyi, cowboys

     
  23. ned's head

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    Fuck this place, man

     
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  24. WhiskeyDelta

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    Given the old's climate policies I think we all know this isn't true
     
  25. ned's head

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    I'm sure he's only really talking about the non-rich elderly. They're not even real people
     
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  26. ned's head

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    This guy should be contracting covid in prison right now

     
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  27. NineteenNine

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    The anti-mail in ballot people should all die in a tire fire.
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Paxton is probably one of the five most dangerous people in the country right now.
     
  29. buy_dont_lease

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    Him, his lazy eye, his overly-long woman fingernails, and his limp handshake can all take a fucking hike.
     
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  30. hood b. goode

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  31. ned's head

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    We must be in the clear!

     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Those numbers don’t take into account the tenacity of Texans!
     
  33. dtx

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    low key might go to the gym at my apt in the middle of the night and change my sleep schedule for it
     
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  34. dtx

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    but i’m not going to my actual gym
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If I do I’d go to my apartment gym. I go at like 330 am anyways and there’s no one on there. No one really uses it that much anyways but I’d be able to clean everything before and after and honestly it wouldn’t be any more dangerous than me going to work everyday. At least I’d have the ability and control to clean it all off myself.
     
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  36. dtx

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    imagine the kind of psychopath you’d have to be to go to a regular gym
     
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  37. ned's head

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    Accidentally opened the app today that tracks my workouts and I haven't been to the gym in 60+ days. :embarrassed:
     
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  38. dtx

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    think the last fayi went was like march 1st
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah the whole “25% capacity” is bullshit. The people at the front desk aren’t keeping count and making people wait in line outside and letting people in and out. Not a chance in hell. Not their job and they aren’t paid or prepared to do it. I know, I’ve done it years ago. You just let them scan in and see if their contract pops up as being close to ending to resign them. That’s it.
     
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  40. dtx

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    worked at a gym in college went to work hungover 98% of the time
     
  41. PSU12

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    A&M ducking Herman? Lenin
     
  42. Wu

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    I’d imagine the people watching provided a wide range of entertainment
     
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  43. dallasdawg

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    breaking news: case numbers go up as testing goes up on a population likely already infected
     
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  44. ned's head

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    It's almost like things shouldn't reopen without a complete picture of the impacted population. Although you might want to revisit your breaking news sources.

    Record coronavirus cases for 2nd consecutive day in Dallas County despite no test change

    https://www.star-telegram.com/news/coronavirus/article242434836.html
     
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  45. Dump

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    testing hasnt really gone up tho
     
  46. Dump

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    They are ducking us more like it
     
  47. ned's head

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