Thanksgiving sides

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  1. VaxRule

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    And just “oysters”. No count. No weight. No volume. Just “oysters.”
     
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  2. Nug

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    Never enough oysters

    And it's six cornbread boxes. Whatever TF they are. If you know, you know. Real Gs don't need those specifics
     
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  3. Nug

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    six of these things:
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  4. Weedlord420

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    Jiffy the GOAT
     
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  5. VaxRule

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    If you can find Famous Dave’s cornbread mix at your local grocer, it’s superior to Jiffy.
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    Might fuck around and add 11 bay leaves
     
  7. Nug

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    brb calling the po-lice
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    Made a box tonight
     
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  9. Baron

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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    Just finished up making my cranberries, the MIL wanted me to add pecans. Fuck outta here with your suggestions Marie Calendar.
     
  11. kinghill

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    mac n cheese, made the right way

    mom and sister are handling the rest

    i’m gonna eat 4 plates minimum
     
  12. texasraider

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    I used to love oysters but had a bad one a couple years ago and I don’t think I can do it again
     
  13. hood b. goode

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    it pains me this hasnt been posted yet

     
  14. fish

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    My mom's table had all the straightforward staples but also included enchiladas. I remember every person who had never eaten T-day dinner with us being both surprised and happy to eat them.
     
  15. VaxRule

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  16. Shawn Hunter

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    Deviled eggs and mac and cheese
     
  17. Randy Dangus

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    Making Swedish crème with a cranberry lemon compote for desert cause jaboi don’t party with pecan or pumpkin pie
     
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  18. Cornfed Buffalo

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  19. Lyrtch

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    Love looking at these old menus
     
  20. Owsley

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    Tamales at Christmas?
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. VaxRule

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  23. B-Boy $P1

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    We do Mexican Christmas....it's great
     
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  24. bwi2

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    boiled turkey :blech:
     
  25. Nug

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    Oyster dressing turned out fucking FIRE
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  26. Nug

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    Oysters are probably my favorite food in the world. Raw, grilled, charbroiled, fried (in a poboy), any way you can give em to me. Never had a bad one, but I'm #builtdifferent
     
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  27. Owsley

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    Oysters, catfish, and ribs are my holy trinity
     
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  28. herb.burdette

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    Horseradish?
     
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  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    Fuck is wrong with you? I use my grandmother’s recipe. Cranberries, a diced apple, rasins, brown sugar, water, salt, apple cider vinegar.
     
  30. herb.burdette

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    I don’t pretend to have a recipe of my own, but our always had a small bit of horseradish and it was awesome.
     
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  31. 40wwttamgib

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    Cranberry sauce WOAT
     
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  32. VaxRule

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    It’s not great but WOAT? C’mon. We live in a world where mincemeat still exists.
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

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    yeah that’s worse but fuck cranberry sauce.
     
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  34. a.tramp

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    Looks just like Thanksgiving to me VaxRule !!!

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  35. Owsley

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  36. a.tramp

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    I mean it is Thanksgiving!
     
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  37. Simon Templar

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    Just cooked up 90 combination pizza rolls
     
  38. Owsley

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    Don’t burn your mouth on that explosive napalm straight out of the oven.
     
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  39. Simon Templar

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    My friend I am an expert in the art of the rolled pizza. I do appreciate the concern
     
  40. Simon Templar

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    All pizza rolls finished in under 5 minutes
     
  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    I ended up compromising and roasted some pecans and coated them in cinnamon and brown sugar. The sweet crunch on top of the cranberries took them to the next level. A+ side. Dressing needed more salt, roast garlic cheddar mashed potatoes need work. They were a spur of the moment thing.
     
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  42. Homo Erectus

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    You needed to film that, Simon. That's some Joey Chestnut shit
     
  43. ned's head

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    Atypical, but made some bruschetta with grilled bread as an additional appy and it was pleasant
     
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  44. RSK

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    Is He wrong? I think not



     
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  45. VaxRule

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    It’s not a side, but gravy is really unsung hero of Thanksgiving dinner. Them pan drippings and that giblet stock? Forget about it. That shit makes the dinner. If you’ve ever had to eat thanksgiving dinner at someone else’s house that serves gravy from a jar or a packet, you really come to appreciate how much more amazing the real stuff is.

    Today was a good gravy day.
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Our gravy was a touch salty today. Still great on stuffing and mashed potatoes. Might have enhanced them.
     
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  47. Prospector

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    By Gawd, that's devine 's music!
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    Turned out pretty, pretty good.
     
  49. VaxRule

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    I see. The key to avoiding making posts in the “family members around the holidays” thread is to just do away with the family style meal. Plate everything separately. Everyone gets their own bird. Can wander off and pick out their own TV to watch.
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  50. Prospector

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