Welcome to the 2007 Source Awards, our chance to come together as a community to not only look into our hearts, but to look under our seats, because everyone is getting Vermont maple scooooooones!
"If I ever have enough money Angie will leave me. So I spend it on useless things like gold shoes and Grizz and DotCom."
I've supported the Baltimore Philharmonic for years. Now it's just a guy in a crab costume with a boombox. He gets shot out of a cannon at Ravens game. The city might not be thriving.
Ms. Lemon, may I speak with you? Sure. Can you walk and talk? Uh... Usually, but now you got me thinking about it. I... problem... dont...Uh....problem
"Who orders Mike & Ike's and seltzer at the movies?" "What would you prefer, popcorn? At the cinema?"
Look how Greenzo's testing. They love him in every demographic. Colored people. Broads. Ferries. Commies. Gosh, we got to update these forms
I spent two days filming that from my house and what did I get? $1 million a yellow Bentley and nothing!
Everyone keeps telling me not to get paid in gift cards. Angie, my lawyer, my imaginary friend Dot Com
Tracy Jordan? Isn't he kinda crazy? The important thing to remember is that he was never charged with a crime. It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof.
Back home at our pig farm, times are tough. We've had to sell off Sally, Julie, and Poppy. Are those some of your pigs? ...Yes
It was Harold. And I ate all of him. Even the face in case of a tie. I ate him, sir! I ate my father-pig!
Tracy, you are going to die. You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now I've only seen this kinda thing on dead people, during Operation Desert Storm... I actually wrote a report on it... but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam. Kooky times.
My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart. and you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart. Salieri? No thank you. I already ate. That whole scene (uncanny valley) with frank and tracy is great Up here, you have a real human. Like Han Solo He acts like he doesn't care, but he does! and down here you have a cgi of a storm trooper. or tom hanks in the polar express. I'm scared! Get me outta there!
Sir, you have to let it go. At least that's what my Nana is telling me from that tunnel of light. Kenneth, I've told you this before: Your Nana is an idiot.
i will be brief. i have decided to fulfill my dream of going in to space. if you have a spaceship and are looking for an hilarious astronaut, with an irregular heart beat and $30 million, I'm prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday. I will not be taking question.
Kenneth, do you have a problem? I sure do! Mr. Baker wants to do everything for himself. I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree
your first one is "meat" oh, when two people- Nope! it's the other one you forgot, it could be an exclamation about a fruit. like "oh, pear!"
Homonym remains my favorite gag of the entire series. I would absolutely watch that show every day if it were real.
Teddy sprained his ankle running from some black guys that pulled a gun on him. Now why is it important to tell me that the muggers were black? They weren't muggers, they were cops. Then why didn't you just says cops?! I don't know, you're racist for assuming they weren't cops!