The 30 Rock Thread

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  1. DirtBall

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    And after being abandoned for 5 straight Leap Days Libby began experimenting……with liberalism.
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    It’s called Hard to Watch based on the book Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate.

    It’s real Oscar bait, sir. You say stuff like “you don’t know my pain, Tyreek,” and in a lesser scene, “I’ll have hash browns.”

    Okay, it’s either that or the animated movie I drew about the Holocaust.
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    Kenneth, take off that bald cap. We have a lot of work to do.

    That’s right, take off my bald cap…not put on my wig.
     
  4. football501

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    Wife and I are rewatching this rn and the Jennifer Aniston ep was last night. She nails the psycho smokeshow tbh

    "Did she sexy birthday or mannequin who comes to life?" :laugh:
     
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    Esmeralda Fitzmonster
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Meet my wife, Megan Duffy. Maiden name Duffy. Hopefully no relation.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    “Black Dennis”

    That’s racist.

    “yeah, the guy with the black baby is racist”
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    Is now the time on St Patrick’s Day when we talk about our feelings? I don’t understand your art, Kevin.
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    And Mark Ruffalo, he’s just gonna do his own thing with the restaurant
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    It’s a great joke within a joke that they credit two of their own writers as writing for Bitch Hunter, especially Burditt who wrote most of the Dennis stuff

     
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    A reminder that in the 30 Rock universe a guy named Jerry Bananaseed killed a bunch of nurses in Portland.
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Liddy is one of two people who have thrown up on me and I haven’t spoken to Joe Namath since that Mardi Gras
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    I was trapped in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. Then the babies came and all that changed.
     
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    He’s Evil Tracy??! Oh, I get it, he’s evil comma Tracy
     
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    I started from 1:1 on a rewatch last week. The outtakes from Jack’s product integration video in 1:5 killed me.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    Product integortion. Integortion? Ha ha.
     
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    Karl Robe you say?
     
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    Favorite cool Pete Hornberger nickname: "Dallas" or "The Germ"?
     
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    It’s non-refundable if you personalize it!
     
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    And, you're no longer allowed to point at women in the cafeteria and yell "I wanna get that pregnant!"

    Fine, I'll bring my lunch from home
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    These interns are wearing me out. It’s like I said in my not-hit comedy Cruise Boat, “I’m getting too old for this ship.”
     
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    I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life
     
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    Generalissimo is a fantastic episode of television.
     
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    They knew what a Hot Richards was?
     
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    There hasn’t been a good non-boat painting in 5000 years
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    She’s a real hotshot at boinking
     
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    My support group… it’s lousy with nymphos.
     
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    We were both pretty broken up by Hurricane Katerina…

    What those poor people were doing to the Super Dome!
     
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    One of my favorite Dennis lines
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Did the medical supply store where you bought those shoes have any women’s stuff
     
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    In the Human Resources world, we call that “being a filthy prostitute.”
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    Mister Whiner-Slav

    It’s pronounced “wiener slave”

    Okay Jeffrey
     
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    Lemon, isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?!?
     
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    I’m gonna watch you die, Tracy Jordan

    She’s done it before, Jack!
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Does chewing on a sponge trick your brain’s pleasure center? Yes! Yes! A million times yes!
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Kenneth, your haircut is disrespectful to lesbians!
     
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    The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama, and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina.
     
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    I haven’t seen that many riled up dirtbags since CVS put the cold medicine behind the counter.
     
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    Declan McManus, international art thief!

    The writing on this show is ridiculous.
     
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    It’s no problem. My limo driver just dropped me off.

    Then why did I see you getting off the subway??

    What were you doing down there?!
     
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    The random Katrina shots kill me.
     
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    In honor of Olympic swimming


    Jack Donaghy : Heavenly father. You must be Ken Tremendous. I don't understand. What am I doing here? We've covered all the classic boyfriend archetypes. Except the father figure. Where is that guy, am I right? The one who falls asleep at the opera, and doesn't notice that she's texting her real boyfriend from his bed. Where's that sucker?

    Ryan Lochte : Oh no, is it me?
     
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    FEMA paid for these flowers because your show is gonna be a disaster.
     
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    The uh gobos are really moraying
     
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    I’m more than just a pair of ears, you know. I’m a person, who thinks about sex every seven seconds.
     
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    You’re right, Kenneth. But you are leaving through the doggy door.

    ((Kenneth unbuckles his belt))
     
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