the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Yep!
     
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  2. audrew

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  3. Henry Blake

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  4. Daniel Ocean

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  5. BellottiBold

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    "other things have died too.
    well not like in the died died sense
    not like the people who have died obviously
    I mean, not permanently
    we can still get them back at some point
    but you know, died"
     
  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    we can only hope the dizziness and tingling is related to some sort of brain tumor
     
  7. Whammy

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    So I just turned on Mrs. Doubtfire, before the end of the opening credits we experience a wild Karen reporting Robin Williams for having too much fun.

    My have how times haven’t changed
     
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  8. Lenin

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    Fuck you
     
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  9. audrew

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    Oh shit! Dump is ready to remove his giant white gloves with 3 black lines and throw down!
     
  10. CUAngler

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    I feel like an open hand slap would be ok.

    Rick james style, really come down on it.
     
  11. HatterasJack

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    Did you blow the cart guy? I feel like that would put this whole thing to rest.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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    wait, people don’t blow the cart guy? Thought that was a French benefit of returning the cart.
     
  13. HatterasJack

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    French people are super horny. Makes sense.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    Not called Latin lovers for nothing.
     
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    France isn’t in Latin though. They speak French.
     
  16. Mister Me Too

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    Having watched Pepe Le Pew for many years, I can confirm this to be true.
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We we
     
  18. bryix

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    What if you haven't gone since you were 13 and you want to eat/drink the world at Epcot? Plus the new Star Wars park looks sweet.

    I mean, not going until my kid gets older... but if someone said to me "hey, want a trip to Disney (post-pandemic)?" I would be about that shit.

    Edit: quoted wrong person and I'm not even drunk
     
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  19. audrew

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    :loldog:
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Latin based language.
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    French people aren’t brown. Duh.
     
  22. buckwild

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    I actually thought about a nice shove as she's obviously going tumbling to the ground and then I realized that I'd be even more pissed if I did that and she took just a couple rolls into the wall...as you know damn sure she's the type that's gonna wail on the ground and demand EMS attention even if she's not hurt at all.
     
  23. AIP

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    I am sure he did but in Daniel Ocean true form he didn’t let him finish
     
  24. Beeds07

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    Lol

    I'm an idiot, you ruined it
     
  25. Beeds07

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    A couple stores have Corral's for larger and smaller carts. If I have time I'll organize a few when I return mine. I'm also a little OCD, but if you just walked around a superstore for 45 minutes, what's another minute to return your cart correctly?
     
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  26. Champ

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    wat
     
  27. BayouMafia

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    [​IMG]
     
  28. dtx

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  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    Susan is gonna get physically violent when drunk, a tempting underdog.
     
  30. Detlef Schrempf

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    Left out Tanya: who watches law and order and is an expert in obscure legal maneuvers
     
  31. dtx

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    brenda looks dangerous but she also doesn’t vaccinate

    get a cold and cough on her and she’s done
     
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  32. bro

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    In 30 years, is the new white woman going viral meme gonna be "madison" or "kayleigh" or some version of the "-aiden" name gang?
     
  33. dtx

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    haileigh
     
  34. audrew

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    As a high school teacher, I can vouch for this
     
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  35. dtx

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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Before covid19 you’d go to the hospital and put on a mask you never think oh shit this is about to get me sick. People against wearing a mask are so weird.
     
  37. racer

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    Poisoning yourself. Like in the movies when the mafia kills someone they put a surgical mask on their face from behind and watch them scratch and claw until they suffocate. Checks out.
     
  38. Mister Me Too

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    Visual confirmation

    [​IMG]
     
  39. Houndster

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    Is this lady's head enormous or just tiny hands?
     
  40. dtx

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  41. Tilly

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  42. ohhaithur

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  43. Lenin

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  44. RavenNole

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  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    it’s really going to be hard for there to be a better moment in my day than watching that idiot get tazed.
     
  46. dtx

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    multiple hard rs in this one

    :doge:

     
  47. dtx

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  48. audrew

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    That accent

    :gross::gross::gross:
     
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