the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. HotMic

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    WHY DO YOU CAAHH WHEHH I PAWWWWK MY CAWWWW?
     
  2. racer

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    Shoulda gat smaht pahk
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

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    That lady sucks, but I will never care about something like that enough to be the parking police and video tape it tbh.
     
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  4. Andy Reocho

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    I love this video so much.
     
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  5. pearl

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  6. dtx

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  7. racer

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    Is that Meredith Viera?
     
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  8. ohhaithur

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  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I feel like blocking in a car and not letting them leave is a pretty big deal too.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    Can’t wait to see where the thread lands on parking in disabled spots.
     
  11. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I’m hoping everyone is against parking in disabled spots unless you are disabled and have a disabled tag.
     
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  12. racer

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    And fuck people who have those tags on a technicality and are just lazy or who use their legit disabled family member’s tag.
     
  13. dtx

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    i hope your car gets fucking towed if you park in a handicap spot
     
  14. Lenin

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    quit trying to deflect attention away from you Daniel Ocean
     
  15. audrew

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    Ok, so here's what I do....I put my shopping cart in handicapped spots.
     
  16. soulfly

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  17. HatterasJack

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    I need closure on the dude who swooped in at the end on the lighted hover board.
     
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  18. dtx

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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    shame is a powerful motivator l know.
     
  20. HotMic

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    I get it, but that dude is a douchebag.
     
  21. Randy Dangus

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    People that park in handicap stalls are the laziest fucking douchebags on the planet and i have called people out on multiple occasions, bringing heavy shame on them. My dad, his wife, and my moms husband all have tags and are fall risks. Nothing gets my blood boiling faster. I’ve had people towed and got the police to come out and write one douche a $500 ticket in my complex. Fuck these people.
     
  22. Bruce Bowen

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    I once used my then gf (now wife's) tag to park in full garage on campus. Almost got ticketed/arrested for parking/ warm unopened bottle of wine in car. I had dropped her off at class and was going to library till she got out. I felt okay about my actions. Very anecdotal but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    which guy?
     
  24. dtx

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    personally i think it’s hilarious he called her out on her stupid ass behavior
     
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  25. HotMic

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    The “let me get the manager” shtick was super cringey.
     
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  26. Duck70

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    Where do we stand on pooping in the handicapped bathroom stall?
     
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  27. bigred77

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    He should have just told her he is the owner and been done
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    In a Karen thread when that is their go to, no it wasn’t. It was exactly how they should be handled.
     
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  29. HatterasJack

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    I am pro-pooping in handicap stalls. They often have their own sink and extra room.
     
  30. Lenin

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    I poop in the handicapped stall when it is empty
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The perfect description of the handicapped stall that I've seen is that they're the Cadillacs of Crappers
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    I'm g-g-g-g-going to the b-b-b-b-ba-ba-bathroom!

    I have a s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter, you p-p-p-p-p-p-pricks!
     
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  33. HotMic

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    Exactly.
     
  34. Killy Me Please

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    Imagine the internal rage when "can I speak to the manager" is countered with "ok lemme go t..... Psych! I am the manager!"

    I might've pissed myself if he fake called corporate and made silly phone sounds while mocking her.
     
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  35. HotMic

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    Nah.
     
  36. Bruce Bowen

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  37. Nandor the Relentless

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    I’ve literally never seen one with its own ink
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    why not? It’s better than getting in a pissing match or giving into her the feelings of self importance.
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    I don’t think Karen's catch that heat often enough
     
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  40. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    HotMic and Karen sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
     
  41. HotMic

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    It’s fairly obvious to me that the guy acts this way all the time, not just because there’s a hole in some lady’s mask.

    She can be a moron that deserves to be called out and he can be an asshole at the same time. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.
     
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  42. One Two

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    As opposed to when it isn’t?
     
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  43. buckwild

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    Just putting this out there as a PSA...I've become friends with a guy whose wife is paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair. I was completely ignorant to the fact that a lot of people like that have very little time from when they need to go to the bathroom to them being forced to basically soil themselves...and there isn't much that they find more embarrassing. I've stopped my handicapped stall poops due to never wanting to come out of one after seeing a wheelchair waiting for one....and I was definitely a handicap stall poop guy.
     
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  44. shaolin5

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    Some of these have been in here, some haven't.

     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Happened to me at an old job. Heard the door open and some sounds and then silence and when I came out of the stall a guy in a wheelchair was just glaring at me. All the other stalls were open and I could have used any of them.
     
  46. JuliusLeRoy

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    I needed to put taser woman in this thread or it already is in this thread?
     
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  47. One Two

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    Naw I’m not thread police. Thought you would enjoy this thread since you posted that
     
  48. Detlef Schrempf

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    personal update, it’s the evening and this is still the high water mark of my day.
     
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