the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

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  1. JuliusLeRoy

    JuliusLeRoy Well-Known Member
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    thanks..I’ll go through it..being still relatively new I dunno what the hell I’m doing...:smile:
     
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  2. racer

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    I use the handicap stall, but I’m on edge the entire time.
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You’re right they aren’t but in this situation I don’t think he is being a dick.
     
  4. Detlef Schrempf

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    I use the handicap stall in a bathroom if it’s the only one open or if it’s a shitty bathroom and it’s noticeably cleaner than the other stalls. I don’t feel bad about this at all.
     
  5. JuliusLeRoy

    JuliusLeRoy Well-Known Member
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    #356 JuliusLeRoy, May 23, 2020
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  6. dtx

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  7. DetectivePopcorn

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    My ex is named Karen.

    I love this
     
  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Nothing grates on me worse than that hard-core Boston/NYC accent. Terrible people.
     
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  9. Detlef Schrempf

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    One of my best friends mother in law is named Karen, she’s the worst human being alive. This thread is my happy place.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    thought that was a Jersey (armpit of America) accent.
     
  11. Gaknight

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    Revere is Boston
     
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  12. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode stick it to the man
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  13. dtx

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  14. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Curious what the logic behind being vehemently opposed to someone parking in a handicap spot but being willing to take up a handicap bathroom stall is.
     
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  15. dtx

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  16. bwhit21

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    First one is my high school.
     
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  17. billdozer

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    Parking spots fall under the ADA. Handicap accessible stalls are not reserved for handicap people.
     
  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    Well that’s great news because I now don’t feel bad about shitting in them at all anymore
     
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  19. Whammy Business

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    Not sure that fits the mold.
     
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  20. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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  21. ashy larry

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    now i feel better about potentially causing a disabled person to soil themself so i have more leg room
     
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  22. billdozer

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    :idk: They asked what the difference was, I did my best to detail the difference. I didn't say it was a good thing.
     
    #374 billdozer, May 25, 2020
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  23. ashy larry

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    sorry i came in hot but that wasn’t directed at you. thx for the info- i didn’t know that.
     
  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    I was just saying I will now be shitting guilt free, I view that as a personal positive.
     
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Going straight to the African-American card there.
     
  26. ashy larry

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    karen knew what she was doing. bitch.
     
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  27. ashy larry

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    there’s an AFRICAN AMERICAN man threatening me and my dog UNNNNNHHHH

    *strangles dog*
     
  28. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    That poor dog. She was so focused on being a complete bitch that she practically strangled it
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

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    A+ flop
     
  30. Phil Connors

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    Vlade would be proud
     
  31. tp819

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    Got the name of this miserable cunt and where she works.



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    #383 tp819, May 25, 2020
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  32. Kirk Fogg

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    what the fuck...turned off after she said she was going to tell the police an African American man was threatening her life...beyond infuriating
     
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  33. ashy larry

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    real shocked at her profession
     
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  34. Detlef Schrempf

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    She’ll be in the unemployment line tomorrow
     
  35. Anison

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  36. dtx

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  37. laxjoe

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    I really hope that’s her
     
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  38. TrustyPatches

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    I’m telling you man, these chicks aren’t getting their drugs
     
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  39. ashy larry

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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Six words and the perfect tweet.
     
  41. ashy larry

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    damn! Twitter doesn’t fuck around. good for the pup.
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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    This is both COVID-19 related and Karenning at it’s finest

     
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  43. Lyrtch

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  44. ashy larry

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    what’s there to investigate
     
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  45. nolecpa

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    Her termination agreement.
     
  46. ashy larry

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    seems like calling a hit on a guy in the park and choking out your dog in the span of 30 seconds would be pretty cut and dry but I guess there’s some lawyerin’ they gotta do
     
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  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    look man, no one was trying to work on Memorial Day.
     
  48. Gallant Knight

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    I poop in the urinals at work to ensure all handicapped people have access to their shitter