The Onion launched a click bait site- Clickhole is born

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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  3. TC

    TC Harvey Updyke: Eco-Terrorist
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  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  7. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I never click the stories. I like the headlines to speak for themselves.
     
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  8. devine

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    Some of them I click and they’re still really funny
     
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  9. blind dog

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    some are p terrible too. i usually click just to make sure
     
  10. TC

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    Sometimes the headline says it all, but sometimes there's more laughs within.

    10 Surprisingly Effective 2pm Pick Me Ups

    8. Prove Melissa wrong
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    When she left you, she complained that you were unmotivated and directionless. Now, you’ve committed every fiber of your being to proving her wrong, to making sure that she will one day recognize what she did as the greatest mistake of her life, haunting her until the day she dies. Stay focused. Destroy her with your tenacity.



    9. Put your hand into a paper shredder
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    Just a little bit—deep enough to give you the jolt you need to cruise through the rest of the afternoon.
     

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  11. blind dog

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  12. Clown Baby

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  13. Clown Baby

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    An article worth reading, boys
     
  14. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    2. The time Dad 100 percent broke his collarbone and refused to go to the hospital because “there’s nothing they can do for that there” and ended up healing himself just fine
     
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  15. TC

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    “Honestly, I might even pick it up on launch day,” said the profoundly foolish man, seeming to cast aside decades of painfully gained knowledge from time’s passage as he sought out an additional teaser trailer.
     
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  16. TC

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    For the most part, Dad is a lame and boring man—a man who, like a toaster oven or mailbox, is largely a creature of utility, reliably doing what’s asked of him day in and day out with no detectable passion.

    :americafuckyeah:
     
  17. TC

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    "I figured if I just hung out there until I heard him go down the stairs and then waited for the click of the front door to the building closing behind him then I should be good."

    OMG I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY HOW RELATABLE THIS CONTENT IS
     
  18. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    TC don’t you have a thing for initiating unwanted apartment contact?
     
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  19. TC

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    WHY DOES THIS KEEP COMING UP
     
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  20. devine

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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  22. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    This is an all-timer.
     
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  23. Fudd VanVleet

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    The caption from the Facebook post I found it on was even funnier, but I knew it wouldn't embed.

    "90s kids get out your checkbooks!"
     
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  24. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  25. Clown Baby

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  26. devine

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  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  30. Clown Baby

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  31. devine

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    The David’s bridal one is incredible
     
  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  35. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Not sure if it's been posted, but oral history of the home run chase is fantastic.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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  39. blind dog

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    The article for this one is great
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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    David Blaine (celebrity magician, Osama Bin Laden’s heir)
     
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  41. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    :roll:
     
  42. devine

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    Is that rovell
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    No because there’s not a soul on earth that would want to go hang out with Rovell at the pool
     
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  48. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  49. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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