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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  3. Flagpole

    Flagpole i wants to get funked up
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  4. TC

    TC Harvey Updyke: Eco-Terrorist
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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  6. TC

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    Restaurant’s Eating Challenge Rewards Any Patron Who Can Consume Reasonably Portioned Meal
    8/18/16 10:46am
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    GREENSBORO, NC—Calling it the “ultimate test” of customers’ strength and willpower, local restaurant Boomer’s Bar and Grill unveiled a new eating challenge this week that rewards any patron who can consume a reasonably portioned meal. “If any of our customers can tackle an 8-ounce grilled chicken breast, side of seasonal vegetables, and a glass of water, without consuming an additional basket of fries, an appetizer of mozzarella sticks, or any dessert, their meal is on the house,” said owner Mitch Lillard, who noted that contestants are required to fully chew each bite before swallowing and must finish their entire meal in 15 minutes or more. “If you want your picture up on our Wall of Fame, then you have to eat all the chicken and vegetables on your plate without adding cheese, bacon, or ranch dressing, or ordering a soda. And nobody can help you by giving you a few bites of their meal.” With no patron able to complete the feat within its first several days on the restaurant’s menu, Lillard was reportedly considering whether to make the daunting challenge easier by adding a plate of onion rings and a pint of beer.
     
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  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  8. laxjoe

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  9. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  12. TC

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    What a waste of a sleepover invite.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  15. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Is that Mike O’Malley?
     
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  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  19. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    What’s this all about?
     
  20. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  22. audrew

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  23. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Hahahaha
     
  24. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    lol holy shit
     
  25. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    This just won internet christmas.
     
  26. fetumpsh

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    Always
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  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  28. Emma

    Emma is a model
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  29. laxjoe

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  30. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  31. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  35. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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  36. Emma

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  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  38. blind dog

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    that quote made me laugh harder than it should
     
  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  41. TC

    TC Harvey Updyke: Eco-Terrorist
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  42. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  43. TC

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    "According to our data, processing information from these highfalutin’ books has a direct correlation to getting a little too big for your britches and turning into a real sass-back."
     
  44. timo

    timo Vuela, vuela, vuela vuela sin parar
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  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  46. TC

    TC Harvey Updyke: Eco-Terrorist
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  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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