Uvalde, TX School Shooting

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Your buddy would shoot a student 100%
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Definitely need more substance abusing hardos with dissociative PTSD armed to the teeth and placed in charge of our children. Woody'll do. Does he know any Schmidtys who fit the bill?
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    No Woody the playground doesn't need a hot tub
     
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  4. cutig

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    Someone with PTSD so bad that they get that upset watching a movie is someone we need in a school around children?
     
  5. electronic

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    This is somehow a worse idea than getting rid of doors.
     
  6. Blu Tang Clan

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    This idea makes a “jump to conclusions” mat seem genius.
     
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  7. Z

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    Thank goodness for body cams and surveillance footage or these lying cowards would have gotten away with it.
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    My high school was built in 1979 and the classrooms didn't have doors. Just partitions.
     
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  9. afb

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    always the ideal scenario to be posting takes in threads like this one
     
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  10. ARSENAL

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    Everyone else is throwing out suggestions.
     
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

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    Take the L.
     
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  12. ARSENAL

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    to take my posts as being completely serious was the issue here. My apologies
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    You know who doesn't mess with people with nervous ticks? Kids
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    you’re being serious with this shit? Maybe put your phone away for the night.
     
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  15. ARSENAL

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    I wasn’t. That’s the point
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    okay I didn’t think so but the last one made me confused
     
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  17. Blu Tang Clan

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    A school shooting thread isn’t the best forum for comedy :twocents:
     
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  18. dblplay1212

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    Not the best thread for jokes.
     
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  19. afb

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    look

    im drunk and I wanna try out a bit

    which thread should I do that in

    *scrolls through the page*

    I found it!
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Story of my life
     
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  21. ARSENAL

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    It wasn’t a bit. I was trying to say that putting former military personal wasn't a great idea. I tried to add a little pizazz with his history and how he is now. I guess I got lost in the sauce, and made it sound more serious than it needed to be. Wasn’t trying to be funny; more so less genuine than it intended to be. But no, it wasn’t trying to make light of the situation and this thread.

    my apologies boys.
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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    I remember on the first when Hannity started his program with "AND THANK GOD FOR POLICE" lmao
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    They killed everyone (except the shooter) didn’t they.
     
  24. Z

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    I doubt it. I bet they didn’t even kill the shooter.

    Much more likely that those cowards never even fired their weapons.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    idk what’s worse
     
  26. The Banks

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    Shooter killed himself 45 mins before cops enter room. Cops enter room and first kid to pop his head up got got. Imo.

    There’s zero reason to withhold evidence if something nefarious didn’t happen.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    This is the most plausible scenario I’ve seen so far.
     
  28. Mister Me Too

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    I’m leaning towards a bunch of racist/xenophobic comments were made about not going to risk their lives for a bunch of Hispanic/undocumented immigrants, obviously not quite phrased that way.
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll place my bet on good ol cowardice and shame
     
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  30. Stringer Bell

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    Exactly this
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    I've heard umpteen different times about the alleged border patrol officer who busted through the door and shot the perp. But here we are weeks later and that supposed hero has not made a single TV appearance and hasn't been named? My ass. I'm on team "the shooter committed suicide," and the body cams/radio comms reveal both cowardice and racism.
     
  32. Bruce Wayne

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    100% this and they also undoubtedly shot/killed a kid
     
  33. racer

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    The only reason why I think that they might not have shot a kid is that none of the kids (that I’m aware of) have said ‘then we were hiding and the green police man ran in and shot billy.’ That would be one hell of a job suppressing those completely enraged parents from getting that little nugget out.
     
  34. Z

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    We already know something nefarious happened. These armed law enforcement officers who swore to "serve and to protect" refused to confront a lone gunman as he massacred young children because they were scared and valued their lives over elementary school kids.

    Of course they don't want anyone to see that footage. It would (and should) absolutely humiliate them, show them to be disgusting people deserving civil lawsuits and criminal charges, and thoroughly expose them as the cowardly frauds that they are.

    There may very well be more on there, but that's enough reason alone for them not to want it out there.
     
  35. Wicket

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    So that one teacher that survived I brlieve was out right? If they shoot the last 1 or 2 living kids in a class room only the body cams would know
     
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  36. ClemPson

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    I think at this point the only chance we will see any footage, communications, or investigation info is if some hero steals and leaks it.
     
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  37. Sub-Zero

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    If the shooter offed himself then why were they still calling 911 from within the room? Unless they were hiding and didn’t know he was dead?
    I agree they (cops) fucked up something huge the are still hiding and probably said racist shit but that’s the one thing that makes me think the shooter was still alive/bunkering. Even if he shot himself more towards the end.
     
  38. electronic

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    There are a lot of explanations that don’t involve the shooter still being alive.
     
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  39. racer

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    Back to the window. I saw reports of kids getting out a window. If there was a window in a brick fucking wall, why didn’t they just look in it and shoot?
     
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  40. The Banks

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    Kids with bullet holes in them were still bleeding out?
     
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  41. Sub-Zero

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    I should have rephrased. I mean more in a sense that the shooter was still active. I guess since we haven’t heard the calls it’s impossible to know. I didn’t mean they didn’t have a reason to call 911- more meaning what they were saying if the shooter was still active.
     
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  42. electronic

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    In my opinion, it is incredibly unrealistic to think that a 4th grader in that situation has the capacity to appreciate that a shooter is no longer a threat when police aren’t even attempting to enter the classrooms.
     
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  43. Sub-Zero

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    True. I guess I’m just trying to add those calls into the timeline of the “shooter has been dead for 45 minutes” theory. It would also possibly answer how they were able to call 911 without the shooter hearing and shooting (because he was dead)
     
  44. Cornfed Buffalo

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  45. racer

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    I know people say this about attorneys a lot, and it’s usually hyperbolic, but these lawyers are evil.
     
  46. wes tegg

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    Even guilty people are entitled to a defense.
     
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  47. poor paul

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    those two ideas are not mutually exclusive.
     
  48. racer

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    Just my viewpoint, but I see it differently than a legal defense. This is preventing the public from knowing the truth about people they are supposed trust with their lives.
     
  49. El Tiburon

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    I think it’s a travesty that the information isn’t being shared. However, for $1000 an hour I’d be happy to reconsider my position.
     
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  50. IV

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    Considering what Uvalde pays in taxes to their officers it seems like the cops are illegally holding citizens property

    this is probably not at all how the law actually works