Vasectomy Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CUAngler, Feb 24, 2021.

  1. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    :bartscott:
     
    Buster 5000 and Baron like this.
  2. Buster 5000

    Buster 5000 "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersKansas City Chiefs

    Home, ice on my balls, enjoying a beer. Any good show/documentaries you guys would recommend?
     
    blind dog likes this.
  3. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Donor
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas StarsFormula 1

    Woodstock doc on Netflix was an entertaining 3 hours
     
    Buster 5000 likes this.
  4. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Love the colosseum doc the history channel is running now
     
    Buster 5000 likes this.
  5. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    promises were made. Promises should be kept
     
  6. Buster 5000

    Buster 5000 "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersKansas City Chiefs

    PM incoming
     
    blind dog likes this.
  7. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern EaglesUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Had my intro appointment, dude touched my balls, said the tubes felt right and said they will call me with a final date. Feels bad man.
     
  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsJacksonville JaguarsSporting Kansas CityAvengersMiami HeatSneakersWu-tang

    Way more success stories itt than problems.

    You’ll be alright.
     
    Iron Mickey and Hail Southern like this.
  9. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCarolina Panthers

    blind dog kept setting up initial appointments just for this experience
     
  10. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsJacksonville JaguarsSporting Kansas CityAvengersMiami HeatSneakersWu-tang

    Should have just called bertwing
     
  11. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    :why not both.gif:
     
    infected donkey likes this.
  12. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
    Donor

    after touching my balls my Urologist looked and my chart and told me "I see you haven't had a prostate exam yet lets get that done while you're here. Just turn, face the wall and bend you knees." It was quite the introduction to the guy that was going to snip my balls.
     
    Iron Mickey, Taffy, kinghill and 5 others like this.
  13. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Clemson TigersCarolina Panthers

    Only took him 15 minutes to do the exam too.
     
    Iron Mickey and Name P. Redacted like this.
  14. TheBabyShrimp

    TheBabyShrimp Well-Known Member
    Clemson Tigers

    No needle no scalpel done this morning at 8am. Bojangles on the way home, 4 hour nap afterwards, then Chick-fil-A for lunch. After watching Gray Man, took my first dose of ibuprofen. Been rotating ice packs all day.

    Haven't pulled back the gauze so no pictures yet. Maybe tomorrow.
     
  15. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Seems like the fixing was the 3rd worst thing you did to your body today
     
    Iron Mickey and Fusiontegra like this.
  16. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Need some advice. My wife's work has offered us a Staycation on the company. Hotel/Meals/Massage/etc...

    I have to get my Mom to come down to watch our son so we can take advantage of it. Hypothetically, if I got the tubes burned on a Thursday, how am I going to be feeling at Dinner Friday? Will I be able to relax, get a massage on Saturday/drink by the poo/enjoy a meal on Saturday night?
     
  17. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Just don't massage your balls, get in the pool, or try to get get laid.
     
  18. LuPoor

    LuPoor Revenge bedtime procrastinator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneOklahoma City ThunderSeattle Kraken

    I walked around like an old man the next day but I could walk around no problem
     
    am16401 and Where Eagles Dare like this.
  19. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    A no sex stay cation with the wife and no kids sounds like a waste. Unless you are into the no sex wife life. Use it in 3 weeks IMO
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    There are constraints with when my Mom can come down
     
    You likes this.
  21. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    patience then, save it for a better time
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Thank you for not comprehending the situation
     
    Iron Mickey, Bruce Bowen and Baron like this.
  23. LuPoor

    LuPoor Revenge bedtime procrastinator
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneOklahoma City ThunderSeattle Kraken

    You must not have kids
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    A weekend w/out a 2 year old might be better than sex
     
  25. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    Are you saying this is the one moment this can happen with your job and mom? That sucks. Sorry for not understanding.

    I wouldn’t plan on doing much of anything besides frozen peas and corn the day after your snip. Chances are you will be swollen and sore.
     
    You likes this.
  26. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsLiverpool

    It anything, that post should make you think the opposite. Maybe I am too greedy. When the kids are being watched by the grand parents, I want to take full advantage.
     
    You likes this.
  27. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I was given to her earlier this year and probably needs to be used this year. My MIL can't watch our child. This is the one weekend my mom can come visit before Christmas time. I don't have the luxury of able grandparents or other family close.

    Long term I don't want to delay the vasotomy (12 weeks out from a vacation where have to RDNI).

    So, I understand I'm not going to be able to bang, but am I going to be able to do anything that weekend? What's it look like 24hrs post surgery? Can I enjoy a dinner? 36-48hrs after can I enjoy a relaxing day outside and get a massage?
     
  28. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    You'll be fine. Bring a jock strap, a bag of peas, and maybe a few gummies if that's your thing.
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    :8mm:
     
  30. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Not sure you'll want a massage though. Unless you can manage to put your nuts through the face hole.
     
  31. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
    Donor

    I went to dinner right after my procedure. Like LuPoor said you’ll be walking around like a old man with a dirty depends on but sitting down for a meal or laying out at the pool shouldn’t be a problem. sounds like you’ll be past the point of needing frozen peas with you so I think you’ll be fine as long as you’re going to be off your feet relaxing most of the time.
     
  32. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

    My wife and I did a staycation recently. First things we did: went to lunch, checked into the hotel, took a nap.
     
    lazy bum, LuPoor, EagleDuck and 3 others like this.
  33. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I'm not a big napper, but I'd love to go to a Saturday boozey breakfast and take a nap around 1230 with football going in the background
     
  34. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsJacksonville JaguarsSporting Kansas CityAvengersMiami HeatSneakersWu-tang

    Sleeping through AU games is highly encouraged for the foreseeable future.

    This was too easy to pass up
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I think we are playing Mercer that week. Should be a battle, but hopefully a win
     
    Fusiontegra likes this.
  36. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    We've talked about going to watch a movie during the day :laugh:
     
    Bruce Bowen likes this.
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    9/28. Can't wait
     
    Iron Mickey and blind dog like this.
  38. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

  39. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    I'm a week out. Started having dreams about it last night.

    God speed
     
  40. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

    I just ran over and killed a squirrel... there has to be an ominous nut joke in there somewhere
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Hopefully your doctor finds a nut
     
  42. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas JayhawksKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSeattle SupersonicsSporting Kansas City

    Yeah day 2 I felt fine enough to walk around. But I paid for it dearly on day 3. Make sure you get some support down there if you are going to be on the move.
     
  43. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
    Donor
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern EaglesUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    you ded?
     
  44. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

    I waited 90 minutes in the waiting room.... ended up rescheduling. Should be next week sometime, they will call tomorrow to set it up.
     
  45. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    I’m getting mine the same Friday FSU plays Louisville.

    Gonna be a nice little two-kicks-to-the-balls weekend
     
    Bruce Bowen and Baron like this.
  46. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    What the fuck? I'd be livid
     
  47. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksChicago White SoxReal Salt LakeRoma

    may man is living snipped fried chicken
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Never got pics
     
  49. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksChicago White SoxReal Salt LakeRoma

    chicken tender sitting on cracked eggs
     
  50. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

    I was supposed to be home on the couch all day playing video games but instead I'm going to work
     
    am16401, Name P. Redacted and Baron like this.