Vasectomy Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CUAngler, Feb 24, 2021.

  1. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
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    Why did your dentist need to see your genitals?
    Talk about a root canal
     
    #351 Homo Erectus, Mar 21, 2022
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2022
  2. billdozer

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    Sounds like blind dog's type of dentist
    [​IMG]
     
  3. kinghill

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    am I the only one here who got it done under general anesthesia?
     
  4. blind dog

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    team valium and no needle local anesthesia. looked like a tiny caulk gun, made me jump but didn't hurt
     
  5. Pokes

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    He’s the kinda guy that would convert to Judaism purely for the jokes
     
  6. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Well, time to get this done
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    And that offends you as a Jewish person?
     
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  8. Pokes

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    It offends me as a mediocre message board poster
     
  9. IV

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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    blind dog was Catholic, if he ever gets Polish citizenship he will be unstoppable, he will have total joke immunity.
     
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  11. Hail Southern

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    Got my intro appointment scheduled :bananallama:
     
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  12. Baseballman86

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    Had biometric screening at work today. Blood drawn. Immediately left to go give sample for vasectomy follow up. Two radically different sample experiences, and one was significantly more fun
     
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  13. texasraider

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    Scheduled for a week from today.
    Not nervous but kinda nervous
     
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  14. fsugrad99

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    June I’m going to Bonnaroo

    July I’m getting a camera stuck up mah butt

    August I’m getting a needle stuck in mah junk

    Life is a series of contrasts
     
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  15. Han Solo

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    Just gotta get thru June and then you can finally have some enjoyment in life.