Vasectomy Thread

Why did your dentist need to see your genitals?
Talk about a root canal

 

Sounds like blind dog's type of dentist

 

am I the only one here who got it done under general anesthesia?

 

team valium and no needle local anesthesia. looked like a tiny caulk gun, made me jump but didn't hurt

 

He’s the kinda guy that would convert to Judaism purely for the jokes

 

Well, time to get this done

 

It offends me as a mediocre message board poster

 

Got my intro appointment scheduled

 

Had biometric screening at work today. Blood drawn. Immediately left to go give sample for vasectomy follow up. Two radically different sample experiences, and one was significantly more fun

 

Scheduled for a week from today.
Not nervous but kinda nervous

 

June I’m going to Bonnaroo

July I’m getting a camera stuck up mah butt

August I’m getting a needle stuck in mah junk

Life is a series of contrasts

 

Just gotta get thru June and then you can finally have some enjoyment in life.

 

having my procedure in a few hours my Dr is offering me Nitrous. Should I take that or decline and save the $150.00

 

I'm always team take whatever drugs they offer but 150 seems steep af. When I had snip they gave me 2 valiums

 

I didn't have anything and it was fine (no scalpel tho). I wouldn't do it if it meant you couldn't drive yourself home if you were planning on that

 

I have someone to drive me home. Im just wondering if I want to drop $150 for 15 mins of gas if folks think the pain is tolerable enough with just a valium and local

 

It's not fun, but it's definitely tolerable with just a local. I didn't even have the valium.

 

You won't feel anything other than your own mental torture after the first numbing shot

 

You've lived with your testicles for this long. I think you owe it to them to feel them exiting your body

 

Pain during the procedure was not an issue for me, just uncomfortable with some pressure and tugging.

 

thanks gents for the feedback I think I'm going to pass on the gas then. Well omw to get my snip so excited and scared at the same time lol.

 

Nitrous is cheap as hell. That is a rip off amount of $. Just crush a few beers and a Xanax.

 

All done thanks guys for recommending not to get the nitrous. Other than the tugging and some pinching I didn’t feel anything

 

Do a test spray and see if it worked

 

Scheduled for Thursday afternoon 7/29. am i going to be able to work from home the next day? all i do is answer emails and take random phone calls.

 

Yes. Your employer doesn't need to know that though

 

Recovery is easier than you imagine. I played video games with my kids all weekend after mine.

I know it's been said many times, but the anxiety leading up to the procedure is much worse than the procedure or the recovery.

 

also someone explain to me why i would ever decline the nitrous

 

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Also, I guess it depends if they are charging you or not.

 

Some people don't like nitrous. I imagine it's just for the anxiety.

I had a nice convo with my doctor during the whole procedure. Once they numb the nuts it doesn't feel like any more than tugging and pulling.

 

my only experience with nitrous is from concerts 12 years ago. It was fine. I will take it if offered because deep down i will always be a degenerate.

 

After mine I was able to do pretty much anything other than day 3 I was bored and went out and raked some dirt and planted grass seed. That was a no no.

 

I had reservations bec I would have to pay $150 for 15 mins of gas. I paid $75 at my dentist a few years ago for a procedure that took an hr. If it was $75 I prob would have just did it but knowing what I know now about the procedure even that would have felt like it was a waste of money.

 

We get huge tanks of nitrous for under $100. Like 30 lb'ers. We usually do not even charge people but if we do we charge like $15/20.

 

The ability to drive home?

 

Wife will be picking me up

 

How long does this process take once you get the numbing shot?

 

10/15 minutes

 

then you have nothing holding you back

 

Do the rooms have to be so big when you're feeling self conscious about size...?

 

Hello yes I will be joining the club as of 8/12. My excitement level is at an all time low.

 

Congrats. May want to change the username to @Dribbler 5000 lmao

 

Haha you got me there, friend.

 

I'm a week out from my procedure and my balls are still sore. the cut area is fine no paiin there and looks pretty much healed but I still have to walk gingerly. Should I be concerned?

 

Sounds like a great question for your doc

 

lechnerd